WHERE'S THE CRAZIEST PLACE YOU EVER JERKED OFF?

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  • flyingcrow83 May 31, 2017

    So, I'm try8mg to figure out whose crane is bigger.

    +4 -2
  • GrimmWilder May 31, 2017

    He ate the funny looking mushrooms and drank the funky funky wine,.,.,.,.,.

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    • mr.voorhees May 31, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      He's pro, using a Go-Pro at the top of his helmet! Watch it.

      +6 -0
      • bigsmokey86 May 31, 2017

        @mr.voorhees He looks like the Bird creature from that 50s sci fi movie The Giant Claw.

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    • hatchetface June 1, 2017

      @GrimmWilder nobody eating my shrooms but me and that fucking dragon

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  • jimsacunt May 31, 2017

    Wanker

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  • putrifaction May 31, 2017

    Can't think of a thing.

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    • sarge07 May 31, 2017

      @putrifaction yea, I got nuthin

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  • bigsmokey86 May 31, 2017

    I was hoping he would fall

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  • fukume May 31, 2017

    Lubricating the piston

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  • allcaps May 31, 2017

    ive only jerked off once and havent stopped since...i know one thing...he is doing it wrong..

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  • berget May 31, 2017

    Nicccccccccce

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  • stinkyuser May 31, 2017

    Cuban speaker

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  • handsomedevil May 31, 2017

    he said he was suffering from impotence and was trying to figure out a way to lift it up.

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    • frank n. stein October 13, 2017

      You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; ♫ You raise me up to jack off on a crane ♪♪ ~Josh Gropin'

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  • gallo May 31, 2017

    hey hes up there showin off his manhood. if mine was that big id let others enjoy it view also

    +6 -1
  • no_body_ May 31, 2017

    He's gonna cum on that "hoe"

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  • vivalamigra May 31, 2017

    Wave to prolurkercrazy, see if he falls.

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    • prolurkercrazy May 31, 2017

      @vivalamigra you have some crush on me? I'm not I'm not gay so I decline.... Now go back to fixating on the imaginary wall in that head of yours

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      • vivalamigra May 31, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy Ha ha made you look. Don't fall!

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  • boobles May 31, 2017

    What's with the hairstyle? He looks like roadrunner...

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    • sarge07 May 31, 2017

      @boobles Jeff Dunham's Peanut?

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      • boobles June 1, 2017

        @sarge07 I didn't have a clue who or what that was...I had to look it up!

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        • hatchetface June 1, 2017

          @boobles thats exactly what he wants you to do...

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        • sarge07 June 2, 2017

          @boobles sorry, but is some funny shit

          +0 -1
  • astrozorro May 31, 2017

    Brought to you by Caterpillar

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  • goodster May 31, 2017

    Well,, I guess he really "dug his hoes"!

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  • iluvkitty May 31, 2017

    I like to jack off on a different type of CAT.

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  • sarge07 May 31, 2017

    I got nuthin.

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  • lonniems May 31, 2017

    don`t do drugs

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  • p00n_jabb May 31, 2017

    +1 for hairstyle and location.. If only the machine operator had the chance to start the backhoe and launch this guy onto the pavement... because when you are plagued with a madman fapping on your backhoe call the fire department!!

    +5 -1
  • airsporter May 31, 2017

    Confused. - Is to do with Hydraulics or High Bollicks?

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  • mr.voorhees May 31, 2017

    He's just giving that excavator some oil.

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  • freddykrueger May 31, 2017

    ...FUCK THE MACHINES!

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  • mclovin510 May 31, 2017

    Sperminator 4 - Rise of the Wiener.

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  • truckingman May 31, 2017

    What compelled this nude man, _______, to climb an huge excavator's boom only for a mastuabation session?

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    • bigsmokey86 May 31, 2017

      @truckingman .....Drugs?.......Idiocy?

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    • alwaysaproblem May 31, 2017

      @truckingman His parents were home!

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    • sarge07 June 1, 2017

      @truckingman really really really really pissed at his boss?

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  • corruptedsob May 31, 2017

    That reminds me, I need a hair cut

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  • hatchetface May 31, 2017

    Gota give dude a +1 for creativeness

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  • whobe May 31, 2017

    Damn that hoe had muscles of steel!

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  • alwaysaproblem May 31, 2017

    I didn't know that Hyena's could speak Spanish!

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  • frank n. stein October 13, 2017

    That's just stupid/crazy....and hot!

    +0 -0
 
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