NEVER STEAL IN BRAZIL (HOW THE FUCK IS HE STILL ALIVE?)

mackrel
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53 Comments
  • ebola May 31, 2017

    Come on, he's overacting....

    +10 -1
  • flyingcrow83 May 31, 2017

    Ugh, That's why I use dental dam.

    +5 -1
  • GrimmWilder May 31, 2017

    His new nickname will be 'Handsome'

    +5 -3
    • ouch May 31, 2017

      @GrimmWilder devil?

      +6 -2
      • GrimmWilder May 31, 2017

        @ouch ..Ahh...i knew somethin wuz missing.,.,.,.

        +3 -3
  • junkbot May 31, 2017

    The real DC villain TWO FACE

    +7 -1
  • putrifaction May 31, 2017

    So a human being's life is ebbing away and that's all of the tenderness and sympathy that the emergency medical personnel can muster? No wonder people are slaughtered in the streets like dogs.

    +5 -5
    • big_daddy305 May 31, 2017

      @putrifaction Yeah.. I mean.. at least intubate him..

      +5 -3
      • goodster May 31, 2017

        @big_daddy305 ,,, Intubate him with a syringe full of air into a vain.

        +4 -1
  • drewstl May 31, 2017

    BRAZIL, Is NEVER be on my List!

    +5 -2
  • bigsmokey86 May 31, 2017

    Hes morphing into The Thing!!

    +4 -3
  • berget May 31, 2017

    That medicalstaff is having a good time no matter what happends

    Great workplace

    +7 -2
    • bigsmokey86 May 31, 2017

      @berget Its like a sadistic Latin version of Patch Adams.

      +0 -3
  • underpants May 31, 2017

    Are those motherfuckers laughing at him?!

    +10 -3
    • bigsmokey86 May 31, 2017

      @underpants Pain and death is celebrated down there.

      +2 -2
  • handsomedevil May 31, 2017

    i heard of acne, but hackne?... kiss my ass! it's all i got.

    +11 -3
  • nybadguy May 31, 2017

    I'm hiring this prick next Halloween.

    +9 -1
  • bigslick May 31, 2017

    How bout running a breathing tube you cunts!

    +9 -1
  • no_body_ May 31, 2017

    The med staff is like how tf do we fix this?

    +8 -1
    • putrifaction June 1, 2017

      @no_body_ 400 milligrams of Diprivan should ease his pain and suffering.

      +0 -1
  • vivalamigra May 31, 2017

    No windows in the Wall please.

    +3 -3
  • houndog35 May 31, 2017

    ARE YOU SCARED YET ?,,,,

    NO....

    GODDAMMIT ......

    +5 -1
  • sarge07 May 31, 2017

    When putting a puzzle together one starts at the corners.

    +2 -3
  • thelegend27 May 31, 2017

    I dont know how tf that happened but when the doctors be laughing their asses off you pretty much fucked fam.

    +6 -1
  • cillotin May 31, 2017

    He's gonna be good at the haunting house.

    +5 -1
  • kingbigballs May 31, 2017

    Never going anywhere without my .45 to many crazy fucking people out there

    +7 -2
  • mclovin510 May 31, 2017

    Drain brammage....

    +4 -1
  • mrthorwald May 31, 2017

    I'll fire-up the grill, he looks delicious..

    +4 -1
  • airsporter May 31, 2017

    Stop laughing Team and lets 'Huddle' on this one.

    Stabilise the t-shirt 1st!

    +2 -3
  • _la_bestia May 31, 2017

    That was not a machete. That made him a Pitbull. Unfortunately Pitbull was sacrificed after this.

    +5 -1
  • mr.voorhees May 31, 2017

    Old reposter. I remember how they laugh and giggle about his: "hhhh...hhhhhhhhhhhh..."

    Sound of death.

    +4 -1
  • freddykrueger May 31, 2017

    ...I seen this before, that's sad!

    +5 -3
    • mr.voorhees May 31, 2017

      @freddykrueger

      His face isn't much different then yours ;)

      +5 -1
  • trust me May 31, 2017

    "Da Silvas being Da Silvas. Another day another dead one. Those motherfuckers laughing. Just shoot him he's fucked anyway. Looks to me like agonal breathing."

    :¬)

    +6 -1
  • pizzapie May 31, 2017

    Now he needs to steal someone's face

    +6 -1
  • truckingman May 31, 2017

    The victim sound like he or she is about to die.

    +4 -1
  • hatchetface May 31, 2017

    Question is do you think he really wants to be alive at that point?

    +4 -1
  • ruthlessio May 31, 2017

    Ground chuck for dinner no longer sounds appetizing.

    +4 -1
  • ogsabertooth May 31, 2017

    Just die dude, Just die.

    +4 -1
  • alwaysaproblem May 31, 2017

    First things first. Take care of that sore throat!

    +2 -2
  • sealex May 31, 2017

    Yeah he's dead, those are the last breaths of life as it slips away ever so peacefully. Well sort of, I'm sure he feels nothing now anyway.

    +5 -1
  • lowfro May 31, 2017

    New nickname twoface

    +4 -1
    • hatchetface June 1, 2017

      @lowfro or fuckface cuz that face is fucked!

      +1 -1
  • stabbert June 1, 2017

    Tazerface!!!

    +4 -1
  • omnomnom June 1, 2017

    I think he already got what he deserved and even a bit more lol, at least put him out imo

    +3 -1
  • fuckbrain June 1, 2017

    that was ouch afther giving his first blowjob.

    +2 -1
  • sniperfox June 1, 2017

    The plastic surgeon has definitely got his work cut out for him there

    +1 -1
  • lewizardable June 1, 2017

    He was mauled by a dog.

    +1 -1
  • eggo4u June 7, 2017

    Thats def the most f.kd up face I ever done seen and those Mofos si a laughin in there..I guess he done lost his Obama Care

    +0 -0
  • murrumini June 28, 2017

    doctors are saying, where do we fucking start?

    +0 -0
  • therockbalancer August 11, 2017

    did you just assume someone's gender?

    +0 -0
  • b. bill September 3, 2017

    it's pretty hard to save face when caught stealing in brasil

    +0 -0
 
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