LMAO: BEST. PORN INTRO. EVER.

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  • no_body_ June 1, 2017

    Still a better actor than Channing Tatum.

    +6 -3
    • hatchetface June 2, 2017

      @no_body_ I think its Dave Grohl (sp?) From the Foo Fighters

      +3 -0
  • GrimmWilder June 1, 2017

    I would fuk that tropical fish.,,.,.

    +4 -6
  • dick steel June 1, 2017

    Why do ugly punk chicks have the best tits?

    +7 -2
    • no_body_ June 1, 2017

      @dick steel Its an illusion, the tits are the best part of them so of course they're gonna look nice.

      +4 -1
    • berget June 1, 2017

      @dick steel

      Cause you need perfect tits to get away with that hairstyle

      +6 -0
    • thelegend27 June 1, 2017

      @dick steel you mean the guly ass plastic tits that look like bowling balls?

      +4 -1
    • runforestrun June 1, 2017

      @dick steel for around 10k u can have nice tits..3 down in mehico

      +3 -1
    • mancock June 3, 2017

      @dick steel best tits? hahah you obviously have never handled a set of real tits before. Fake plastic shit, not only do they look fucked they feel fucked

      +3 -0
  • dick steel June 1, 2017

    Keanu Reeves has really hit rock bottom.

    +8 -1
    • big_daddy305 June 1, 2017

      @dick steel DAMMIT! You beat me to it.

      +0 -4
      • boney1 June 1, 2017

        @big_daddy305 Me Too

        +3 -1
    • mr.voorhees June 7, 2017

      @dick steel

      And why the hell, he's talking to a punk display dummy?

      +0 -0
  • underpants June 1, 2017

    Magically delicious

    +3 -1
  • vivalamigra June 1, 2017

    This video needs the evil bus or an industrial grinder or something.

    +2 -4
  • big_daddy305 June 1, 2017

    Is that Keanu Reaves coked up brother?

    +1 -4
  • berget June 1, 2017

    This is not just a dad trying to teach his daughter a lesson about smoking

    This dude is about to fuck her!!!

    It was sooooo obvious after he stuck his finger in her vagina!!!

    My bullshit detector is always on high alert

    Varning! Not familyfriendly!!!

    +6 -1
    • istealcars June 1, 2017

      @berget I think you're mistaken. This is Hank, he lives down the street from me, and the man takes his parenting very seriously.

      +1 -4
      • berget June 1, 2017

        @istealcars srzly man i think this guy is up to no good

        +3 -1
  • lonniems June 1, 2017

    He stuck his finger in the wrong hole if he wants chocolate pudding.

    +4 -1
  • sirfartsalot June 1, 2017

    That was funny. But that chick is butt fucking ugly.

    +5 -2
  • putrifaction June 1, 2017

    For once, I agree with the site operators.

    +1 -6
  • happyjack June 1, 2017

    nope

    +3 -4
  • no_body_ June 1, 2017

    Gonna have to teach my stepdaughter the stir.

    +6 -1
  • hatchetface June 1, 2017

    "AND your smoking next to gasoline, that's horrible!" LMAO! I want this movie!

    +3 -1
    • sladeg June 1, 2017

      @hatchetface SAY IT TO THE SUN!

      +3 -0
  • p00n_jabb June 1, 2017

    I guess im alone in liking the punk chick, strangely attractive.. oh well.

    +3 -0
  • darksider803 June 1, 2017

    OMG Had me laughing so bad without sound going.!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +4 -1
  • fockenperv June 1, 2017

    I kind of want to see the whole thing

    +6 -0
    • alwaysaproblem June 1, 2017

      @fockenperv No, I think, that was MORE than enough! +

      +1 -4
      • alwaysaproblem June 4, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem SUCK my dick, NEGGERS!!!!

        +0 -1
  • junkbot June 1, 2017

    "DO YOU GET THIS FROM SMOKING..." yes you smoke and than fart from your asshole

    +3 -1
  • drewstl June 1, 2017

    They, Called THIS PORN!?!? I, Called It, Ass playing!

    +3 -1
  • mr.voorhees June 1, 2017

    I don't like Sinead O'Conner's freaky daughter with that shark fin at the top of her head.

    She can't even spell right.

    +3 -1
  • putrifaction June 1, 2017

    This guy should get an AVN award, and she should get a sandwich.

    +0 -4
    • prolurkercrazy June 1, 2017

      @putrifaction and a pudding pop!

      +1 -3
      • alwaysaproblem June 1, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy If it's a Jello Pudding Pop, you know that Bill Cosby is going to lace it with some ruffies! +

        +2 -3
  • neverready June 1, 2017

    Charlie from Always Sunny in Philadelphia made a porno?

    +3 -1
  • ouch June 1, 2017

    GET FUCKED!

    +5 -3
  • stevenkk June 1, 2017

    Fake

    +3 -1
  • rickmon June 1, 2017

    she's shining like a star

    +3 -1
  • alwaysaproblem June 1, 2017

    Looks and sounds like Nolan from "Anger Management".

    +1 -4
    • alwaysaproblem June 4, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem SUCK my dick, NEGGERS!!!

      +0 -1
  • fatlarry June 1, 2017

    I can imagine what that tastes like and its not a pudding pop

    +3 -1
  • junkbot June 1, 2017

    Who's the lady

    +4 -1
  • corruptedsob June 1, 2017

    Miley Cyrus is always changing her hair style

    +6 -1
  • james511969 June 1, 2017

    Keanu Reeves acting has really gone down hill.

    +7 -2
  • rockinron June 1, 2017

    that was fucking funny as hell!!!!

    +5 -2
  • sarge07 June 2, 2017

    I got nuthin

    +0 -4
  • mehofjack June 2, 2017

    I want step daughter now

    +5 -2
  • blowback51 June 2, 2017

    Their acting is killing me.

    +2 -1
  • 72jayd June 2, 2017

    Think dudes been huffin that gas can.

    +3 -1
  • bbphun June 3, 2017

    Wow, anybody knows the punk chick's name?

    +2 -1
  • 420blazeit June 4, 2017

    I need to know what movie this is or the actors names...for research purposes.

    +0 -0
  • deadpen June 5, 2017

    HEY.........You try to act with a boner.

    +0 -0
  • harry_timbercrank June 9, 2017

    Pudding is in the other hole. Stupid.

    +0 -0
  • drama June 17, 2017

    He acts like Charlie from Always Sunny.

    +0 -0
  • junkbot June 22, 2017

    To all the guys that wanna jerk off and wanna know her name, her name is "SLOANE SYNFUL"....... YOU WELCOME.....

    P.S. I jerk off because of her... shit just got real

    +0 -0
  • romanian_guy June 29, 2017

    Guy reminds me of Keanu Reeves

    +0 -0
 
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