SO CRAZYSHIT... WOULD YOU HIT IT?

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  • dick steel June 6, 2017

    This looks exactly like the ending scene from Terminator 1 where Schwartzenigger starts crawling.

    +7 -2
  • zykario June 6, 2017

    Yes but with strapon

    +5 -1
  • soulconsumer June 6, 2017

    Yeah i would hit it! And afterwards cut her arms off to make her more complete.

    +4 -5
  • ouch June 6, 2017

    I'd put a bag over her head and one over mine just in case hers came off!

    +11 -7
    • mrthorwald June 6, 2017

      @ouch So a double bagger! Lol

      +8 -2
    • happyjack June 6, 2017

      @ouch how are you gonna see her face with your ass in the air?

      +5 -6
  • bigdaddykunk June 6, 2017

    I would have to be on so many drugs

    +4 -1
    • hatchetface June 6, 2017

      @bigdaddykunk I am and it ain't helping shit bro

      +4 -1
  • nybadguy June 6, 2017

    I'd fuck her so hard her legs would fall off.

    +11 -2
    • whitegoat June 6, 2017

      @nybadguy That's funny right there!

      +5 -1
  • gallo June 6, 2017

    have a heart i'd hit that shit and wouldnt stop til she loves me or id kill her one or the other

    +4 -3
  • drewstl June 6, 2017

    Yup, As long she got all 4 that my dick needs, Ass, Pussy, Tits, and mouth

    +3 -1
  • airsporter June 6, 2017

    Did somebody shout ''Fire''?

    +0 -4
  • freddykrueger June 6, 2017

    ...I have hit that, her name is Ilene! ...wicked good doggy style, lots of core strength!

    +4 -2
  • whitegoat June 6, 2017

    Plain and simple NO!!!

    +5 -1
  • whobe June 6, 2017

    Looks like someone already hit it. With a car.

    +5 -4
  • happyjack June 6, 2017

    Legs must be required for centering yourself in a video.

    +3 -4
    • ouch June 7, 2017

      @happyjack when she said strap-on she meant it

      +3 -1
  • bigsmokey86 June 6, 2017

    Ok so what was the point of her doing this video? To show she can slightly get up in the nude?

    +1 -3
  • putrifaction June 6, 2017

    Diabetes is a bitch.

    +3 -6
    • luvthick June 6, 2017

      @putrifaction

      No jokes there. Our sugar & salt addiction is now going global as our fast food chains are spreading around the world, introducing many food related diseases including type 2 diabetes at levels never seen before.

      +2 -6
      • putrifaction June 6, 2017

        @luvthick is everything going to be a civics or sociology lesson from now on?

        +4 -5
        • vivalamigra June 6, 2017

          @putrifaction Quick I need a racist nutrition joke for luvthick to neg!

          +3 -5
          • luvthick June 6, 2017

            @vivalamigra

            I'm beginning to believe that you're a Mexican, who rats out other Mexicans to ICE before they can blow your cover.

            +4 -4
        • luvthick June 6, 2017

          @putrifaction

          Sorry to damper "Hit It" mode.

          I imagine, with no legs you could go balls deep with no kick back.

          ;-)

          +2 -4
  • sexmaster June 6, 2017

    Only without the artificial legs.

    +4 -1
  • wombatbytes June 6, 2017

    No teeth either.

    +4 -1
  • kingbigballs June 6, 2017

    Maybe she is a war vet nothing to laugh at there

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    • ketamine<3 June 6, 2017

      @kingbigballs I would argue against it she looked rather old to be in combat.. and looked rather new to those prosthetic legs. I'd go with a forementioned comment of diabetes

      +4 -1
    • happyjack June 6, 2017

      @kingbigballs lieutenant Daniella

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  • luvthick June 6, 2017

    Damn! I feel bad for her. She does look a lot better than some women with all their parts together, plus they probably made her a bionic pussy... Still, No, I wouldn't hit it.

    +2 -6
  • p00n_jabb June 6, 2017

    My buddy fucked a chick with no legs in college, said it was the best pussy he ever got. Of course we made fun of him , but he didnt care...

    +4 -1
  • blueballedbastard June 6, 2017

    All of that for one selfie!

    +4 -1
  • blueballedbastard June 6, 2017

    Darth Vader without his suit on

    +4 -1
  • GrimmWilder June 6, 2017

    this is so incredibly fucking sad.,,.,.,.

    +2 -4
  • mr.voorhees June 6, 2017

    I'd hit that Robot chicken!

    +5 -1
  • sniperfox June 6, 2017

    Can you imagine how long it would take her to make a sandwich????

    +8 -1
  • triggertripper44 June 6, 2017

    She'd be up Shit Creek, if a bear was chasing her!

    +4 -1
  • lonniems June 6, 2017

    Fucked her so hard she couldn`t walk straight.

    +5 -1
  • captjim June 6, 2017

    her name is Peg

    +7 -1
  • nybadguy June 6, 2017

    @whitegoat. Thanks bro +

    +4 -1
  • sarge07 June 6, 2017

    I got nuthin

    +2 -4
    • vivalamigra June 6, 2017

      @sarge07 Neither does she...

      +3 -4
      • sarge07 June 7, 2017

        @vivalamigra mean dude, just mean LOL

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  • vivalamigra June 6, 2017

    At least she's white.

    +2 -6
    • stevenkk June 6, 2017

      @vivalamigra you are not !!!

      +4 -2
      • vivalamigra June 7, 2017

        @stevenkk Nope! I'm not white. I'm more like the "flesh" colored Crayola Crayon.

        +2 -3
        • stevenkk June 7, 2017

          @vivalamigra eeww! anus skin color

          +1 -1
  • chezeray June 6, 2017

    NO!

    +2 -2
  • boney1 June 6, 2017

    Id hit her with my truck and end her misery

    +3 -2
    • hatchetface June 6, 2017

      @boney1 nah man then you end up with tranny problems... Get it?

      +5 -2
  • peaks June 6, 2017

    I was going to make an asshole comment about how Geddy Lee really has aged HARD...or, how Karl Malden LIVES or, well, you get it.

    In all honesty? God bless this person.

    +6 -1
    • hatchetface June 6, 2017

      @peaks I +1 ya cuz I'm old too

      +6 -1
      • peaks June 6, 2017

        @hatchetface

        Yeah...the hard shell cracks a little with age. (a little).

        +5 -1
  • alwaysaproblem June 6, 2017

    I'm afraid, if I eat her pussy, my ears will get splinters!

    +1 -4
  • alwaysaproblem June 6, 2017

    I really wanted to see what the clam looked like!

    +1 -4
    • vivalamigra June 6, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem I think she was getting it from her dresser but she gave up putting it on.

      +1 -4
      • alwaysaproblem June 6, 2017

        @vivalamigra Removable, portable "clam". Great idea! +

        +1 -4
  • runforestrun June 6, 2017

    Can't take bat to you for ass to mouth again after kilogram

    +3 -1
  • ob1 June 6, 2017

    Without legs, they just get in the way. Not sure I'd have the patience to wait for her to put hers on.

    +2 -1
  • vivalamigra June 6, 2017

    She puts her pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us.

    +2 -4
  • picklehiesner June 6, 2017

    Maybe without the stilts

    +4 -1
  • truckingman June 6, 2017

    All amputees deserve a health sexual life despite their handcap............

    +4 -1
  • james511969 June 6, 2017

    Hellooooooo Eileen!

    +4 -1
  • drtyrell June 7, 2017

    Wasn't she just dancing in the kitchen?

    +4 -1
  • candle June 7, 2017

    Nope. Takes too long for her to get ready

    +1 -1
  • bigblackhead June 8, 2017

    how the hell does she keep her socks up ?

    +2 -1
  • rokit June 8, 2017

    I would hit her with my stump

    +1 -1
  • cowboysouthern June 8, 2017

    Yes, I'd hit it. I would 69 her, wine her, dine her, hold her all night. I'd let her place her head on my chest and stroke her hair as we pillow talk. I'd wake up in the morning and hit it missionary. It took a lot of guts for her to post this and I think she's beautiful.

    +1 -1
  • rockinron June 8, 2017

    atleast she wont bitch about a cramp in her legs since they wont be behind her ears

    +1 -0
  • rlb1130 June 12, 2017

    I would love to get her on all two's.

    +0 -0
 
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