WTF? THIEF TAKES GUNSHOT PUNISHMENT LIKE A BOSS

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  • flyingcrow83 June 6, 2017

    Translation " Hold on, just want to make sure this is what Bossman wants, I said hold on, he put me on hold. Oh wait.......yeah Bossman, yeah your shooter is here, say what? Oh yeah I remember, my bad, yeah you got that Bossman. Is this negotiable? No, ah alright, doing it now, POP!!! Did you here that Bossman? Yeah, the bullet went all the way through. Sorry. It won't happen again."

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    • crazyshit June 6, 2017

      @flyingcrow83 Thanks!

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      • -eraserhead- June 6, 2017

        @crazyshit You guys realize that's a fake translation, right? That's not what the guys said in the video. This guy was shot because he assaulted and injured women with a knife in that hood.

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    • omnomnom June 6, 2017

      @flyingcrow83 no words after the pop lol

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      • flyingcrow83 June 6, 2017

        @omnomnom It was a joke, glad you caught on.

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        • omnomnom June 7, 2017

          @flyingcrow83 +1

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          • flyingcrow83 June 8, 2017

            @omnomnom Thanks. I have 2 dislikes. But I have 11 individual like. Means 2 out of 11 people will not like me. It's always 2.

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  • zykario June 6, 2017

    Imagine the life of a guy who is shot in the hand and goes home talking on the phone

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  • dick steel June 6, 2017

    It's going to be hard for him to masturbate with his dick slipping in and out of the new hole in his hand.

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    • wtf9000 June 6, 2017

      @dick steel I would assume he's right-handed, since that's the hand he's holding the phone with, and the "bossman" knows that shooting off his good hand would make him pretty useless afterwards. But hell, even if he's not, jacking it with your off-hand is surprisingly pleasurable. lol

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  • nybadguy June 6, 2017

    Ain't nothing worse then a fuckin thief. Should of blinded the bastard for good.

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    • big_daddy305 June 6, 2017

      @nybadguy Yes, there is. A thief that's also a liar.

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    • luvthick June 6, 2017

      @nybadguy

      Murderers?

      Pedophiles?

      Corporate Doctors?

      Blood sucking Lawyers?

      Blood sucking Politicians?

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      • redpig June 6, 2017

        @luvthick

        No tea

        No tomato juice

        But there's an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

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      • vivalamigra June 6, 2017

        @luvthick Activists?

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        • luvthick June 6, 2017

          @vivalamigra

          vivalamigraists?

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        • -eraserhead- June 6, 2017

          @vivalamigra

          Fake news journalists?

          Antifa?

          Islam apologists?

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        • james511969 June 6, 2017

          @vivalamigra Trump supporters?

          Neg away!!!!!!!!

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          • vivalamigra June 6, 2017

            @james511969 Liberal pansies that feel sorry for Muslim terrorists and illegal aliens? Bombs away!

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            • alwaysaproblem June 6, 2017

              @vivalamigra ......you forgot to mention the snowflakes that can't accept the fact the DJT will be in power until Pence takes over in 2024! + (The greatest president America will EVER have)

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              • vivalamigra June 7, 2017

                @alwaysaproblem I love Hillary is still daily in the news refusing to accept the fact that no one likes her! I have been smiling 6 months straight!

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            • james511969 June 6, 2017

              @vivalamigra wow, you wrote out the word libera. I thought you called them "libtards."

              Wow,

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              • alwaysaproblem June 7, 2017

                @james511969 "libera" ........at least he spelled it correctly! Now that's funny shit!

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  • airsporter June 6, 2017

    Thats got to sting!

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  • drewstl June 6, 2017

    Dang, It was just a small candy, he takes!

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  • mrthorwald June 6, 2017

    As long as it isn't my wanking hand, that's my right hand, I call it my girlfriend..

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  • trust me June 6, 2017

    Saw this on Best Gore days ago. Though I like this site better. He took it like a G. Zero fucks were given. "Oh we're done cool I'm going."

    :¬)

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    • ribbitslipknot June 6, 2017

      @trust me you and I hang out in the same sites. Weird.

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  • vivalamigra June 6, 2017

    "Born For Greatness" on his t-shirt? Oh no he's going to come here to the USA isn't he?

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  • hatchetface June 6, 2017

    Like a boss? I'm guessing he fucked off and cried somewhere after that... Nice gun though

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  • whobe June 6, 2017

    That's gonna leave a mark.

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  • bigsmokey86 June 6, 2017

    That's a nice gun...Is it a Smith and Wesson?

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    • hatchetface June 6, 2017

      @bigsmokey86 looks like it but what do I know? Handguns are make believe in Canada don't ya know eh?

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      • bigsmokey86 June 7, 2017

        @hatchetface Well with the libtards/femenists and muslims taking over Canada they just might make them really go away. For law abiding citizens that is.

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        • hatchetface June 7, 2017

          @bigsmokey86 amen, being castrated whether we like it or not

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    • sarge07 June 6, 2017

      @bigsmokey86 looked like a Colt Python

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      • hatchetface June 6, 2017

        @sarge07 yup dawned in me whilst driving... Colt Python .357... Thought s&w 686 at first... My bad and +1 to you!

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        • alwaysaproblem June 6, 2017

          @hatchetface "factory accurized" amazing weapon and fun to shoot. My cousin has one.

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          • hatchetface June 6, 2017

            @alwaysaproblem "God made man, but Samuel Colt made them equal,"

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      • bigsmokey86 June 7, 2017

        @sarge07 Yeah that's what I thought too. El Guapo has good tastes.

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  • mr.voorhees June 6, 2017

    I would shoot him the mobile out of the other hand. It's respectless to make a call, when somebody talks to you.

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  • nomercy07 June 6, 2017

    Plot twist he went to cry around the corner

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  • sarge07 June 6, 2017

    Fucking Brazil, neg away fuckers, you know I'm right

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    • james511969 June 6, 2017

      @sarge07 that wall, needs to be built south of Panama.

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      • vivalamigra June 6, 2017

        @james511969 I agree with you for once. Several walls are not a bad idea.

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      • sarge07 June 7, 2017

        @james511969 and hoe do feel about that wall that Mexico is building at their Guatemala border? That's a fact.

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        • vivalamigra June 7, 2017

          @sarge07 Mexico must be racist against Hispanics.

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        • james511969 June 7, 2017

          @sarge07 not my tax dollars, so I'm good!

          +

          Sure, they'll spend money on their wall but not ours. :P

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  • houndog35 June 6, 2017

    (TRANSLATION) DID I FIRE FIVE OR SIX SHOTS.....

    THIS BEING A 44 MAGNUM WHICH WILL

    PUT A HOLE THE SIZE OF A SILVER DOLLAR

    IN YOUR PALM AND CAN TAKE YOUR HAND CLEAN OFF..

    YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF DO I FEEL LUCKY??

    WELL ,, DO YA PUNK ???

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    • h-town71 June 6, 2017

      @houndog35 Yea he's Lucky he didn't get his head blown clean off.....

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    • Cory H. June 6, 2017

      @houndog35, Please turn your caps lock off. Thank you.

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      • GrimmWilder June 7, 2017

        @Cory H. ...When one emulates Clint Eastwood...all caps is a MUST,..,,..,

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        • sarge07 June 7, 2017

          @GrimmWilder LOL +5

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        • Cory H. June 7, 2017

          @GrimmWilder,

          Well now........ You do have a point +1.

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  • peaks June 6, 2017

    ' Yeah, Hi, I'd like to order a pizza deliverd please'.

    'Um, bacon, onion, mushroFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK'!!!!!!!

    'mushroom and extra-cheese.

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  • humord69 June 6, 2017

    did you here that?... that's no 22 he's holding .

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    • ribbitslipknot June 6, 2017

      @humord69 yeah, hard to tell what it is exactly. Possibly an old style .45 or a 357 magnum

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  • alwaysaproblem June 6, 2017

    Is he fucking negotiating? That cocky faggot should have gotten one in his temple!

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  • truckingman June 6, 2017

    If they wanted the thief to never used his left hand and have a painful reminder of his crime, they should use a M-82 anti-material rifle, the end of the muzzle brake about five feet from the said hand, and fire an incendiary round into the said hand.

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  • ifukyogirls June 15, 2017

    He walked that boy is crying

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