GUY CAUGHT STEALING FAKES WORST HEART ATTACK. EVER.

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  • rolandomota June 9, 2017

    That's no heart attack he's getting attacked by a fucking ghost!

    +8 -1
    • stevenkk June 9, 2017

      @rolandomota pass that shit +

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  • dick steel June 9, 2017

    Looked like he was having an orgasm.

    +6 -1
    • mrthorwald June 9, 2017

      @dick steel I agree, maybe that's the only way he gets off!

      +4 -1
      • dick steel June 10, 2017

        @mrthorwald : Don't blame him. That's one of the few ways I get off too :)

        +4 -1
  • fockenperv June 9, 2017

    elizebeth, Im coming to join you hunny

    +6 -1
  • trust me June 9, 2017

    Like a fish out of water. If that's what he's goin 4. Then he totally nailed it.

    :¬D

    +7 -2
  • redbloodpython June 9, 2017

    Just shoot him in the hand like they do in all non English speaking countries

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  • ouch June 9, 2017

    I did that at a brothel once and made $300

    Man my ass is sore!

    +5 -3
    • alwaysaproblem June 9, 2017

      @ouch Why do I believe you? + nice

      +1 -3
    • sarge07 June 9, 2017

      @ouch somehow I believe you, LOL +5

      +1 -4
  • monkeycatcher June 9, 2017

    Ahhh so that's break dancing

    +4 -2
  • berget June 9, 2017

    Tom Hanks at it again

    +4 -1
  • GrimmWilder June 9, 2017

    That's the shitiest break dancing i ever seen.,..

    +1 -5
  • airsporter June 9, 2017

    Merely a rehearsal for that electrified gate post from yesterday.

    +1 -4
  • drewstl June 9, 2017

    It's funny, How no one called him NAMES, But if it was a Black man, Aww hell would break

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    • -eraserhead- June 9, 2017

      @drewstl Show me a nigger that did that then. When there is name-calling there are fuckers complaining, when there's no name-calling there are fuckers complaining, oh fuck off!

      +4 -2
  • sexmaster June 9, 2017

    I'd do that and piss my pants to stay out of jail.

    +4 -1
    • -eraserhead- June 9, 2017

      @sexmaster It's better to shit all over to place and threaten people with poop, just to make sure.

      +5 -1
  • hatchetface June 9, 2017

    A cross between faking a heartattck, seizure and being retarded all in one but the faking the tard is still up for debate

    +5 -1
  • vivalamigra June 9, 2017

    Wait I think he is trying to say something.

    +1 -6
  • nybadguy June 9, 2017

    Must be related to ron.

    +5 -1
  • no_body_ June 9, 2017

    Me when my wife asks me to go shopping with her.

    +5 -1
  • srobert June 9, 2017

    his Age equals his IQ

    +4 -1
  • james511969 June 9, 2017

    For a second there, I thought Trump was imitating that reporter again.

    +5 -3
  • alwaysaproblem June 9, 2017

    This is the way I reacted when I thought that Hillary was going to be president.

    +2 -5
  • alwaysaproblem June 9, 2017

    Pour kerosene all over him and light him up! You'll see how quick he recovers from that heart attack.

    +1 -4
  • sarge07 June 9, 2017

    Sign him up for the Screen Actors Guild, he's about as good as anything in Hollyeied

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  • deadpen June 9, 2017

    Still better than Marion Cotillard's death scene in The Dark Knight Rises.

    +4 -1
  • mr.voorhees June 10, 2017

    Invisible Brazil Off-Duty-Cop Tazer.

    +1 -1
  • fuckfacelarry June 10, 2017

    Not only are you getting prsion rape in your future you now look like those special ed fucks

    +2 -0
    • alwaysaproblem June 10, 2017

      @fuckfacelarry That is a great username! +

      +1 -0
 
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