PAYING THE PRICE FOR ROBBING A TATTOO PARLOR (LOL)

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  • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

    "I Just want you to know that I am not paying for this tat!"

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    • daveoconnor4747 June 11, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem Hey nice translate monkey

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      • GrimmWilder June 12, 2017

        @daveoconnor4747 the translation doesn't really work well in english...sort of gets lost in translation....It says "I am a thief and i falter" basically a unsuccessful thief.,.,.,, if i am seeing it right that is...

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    • sarge07 June 12, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem Here's the article about the dumbass: A tattoo artist in Brazil has been arrested for torture after inking ‘I am a thief’ on the forehead of a 17-year-old, who allegedly stole a bike.

      Maycon Wesley Carvalho dos Reis, 27, and his neighbour, Ronildo Moreira de Araújo, 29, cornered the teenager and tattooed the inscription on his head.

      The full words, written in Portuguese are: Eu sou ladrão e vacilão, which translates to ‘I am a thief and a loser’.

      In a shocking video, the youngster, who has not been since, is sat on a chair as he is branded. The pair were reported to the police after the images went viral.

      Two men have been arrested for torture (Reddit/LiveLeak) ,The boy has not been seen since. Police arrested Wesley and Araujo, whose voice can be heard in the video, on Saturday. Judge Inês Del Cid, of the Criminal Court of São Bernardo do Campo, ordered the two men to be remanded in custody. Lawyer Ariel de Castro Alves, coordinator of the Commission for Children and Adolescents of Condep, said he would follow up on the case, which he considers “very serious,” according to Globo.

      “If you were trying to steal or steal, you should call the police and not torture.” The video has been circulating since [Friday] on the internet.”

      Both Wesley and Araujo say they released the boy but do not know his whereabouts.

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      • alwaysaproblem June 12, 2017

        @sarge07 Thanks Sarge. I get the feeling that that kid will NEVER be seen again!

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        • dozer67 June 12, 2017

          @alwaysaproblem with that on his forehead he can't be missed.

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      • vamooska June 20, 2017

        @sarge07 I say the punishment fits the crime...lil puto.

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  • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

    Are there any hispanics out there that can interpret what is burned into his forehead? For all I know, that could say, "Blowjobs, $5" I'M NOT INTERESTED unless he has a sister!

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  • maddog123 June 11, 2017

    It says I'm a loser and a thief!!!

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    • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

      @maddog123 +

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      • Cory H. June 11, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem,

        Vacilão is Portuguese for chump, idiot, fool, etc.

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        • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

          @Cory H. Thanks for clearing that up. Happy to hear that the ticker is in good condition! God Bless!

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          • maddog123 June 11, 2017

            @alwaysaproblem this post is on another site that tells you what was written on his head kaotic.com is one of them...

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            • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

              @maddog123 Thanks. I am going to have a cold beer in honor of your comment! +

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        • GrimmWilder June 12, 2017

          @Cory H. or Vacilão means hesitate......Portuguese relies heavy on annunciation.....hard to translate Oh Brethren,..,.,

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    • deadpen June 11, 2017

      @maddog123 NOPE it says "I am thief and hesitation"

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  • sexmaster June 11, 2017

    Tattoos are ugly and stupid anyway.

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    • fockenperv June 11, 2017

      @sexmaster regrets Tattoo was his nick name growing up

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      • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

        @fockenperv Herve Villechaize! His paintings are worth a fortune! Ya fuckin Perv!

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        • fockenperv June 11, 2017

          @alwaysaproblem all the money in the world doesnt hide the fact that he walks around having to smell everyones crotch

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          • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

            @fockenperv He's fucking dead!

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            • fockenperv June 11, 2017

              @alwaysaproblem well, looks like he isnt smelling cock cheese any longer

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              • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

                @fockenperv He'll be happy to know that. +

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  • maddog123 June 11, 2017

    Being from Brazil all he's got to do to take that ink off is rub his face all up in a coochy cunt and that skank juice will eat that shit off!!! Now it might take out an eye but that's the price you pay for being a thieving cunt eater!

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    • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

      @maddog123 What the fuck is an eye? NOTHING compared to the shame that he has burned into his forehead for the rest of his life! +

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      • vivalamigra June 11, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem Tattooists here would make a killing if we tatted the forehead of every criminal illegal alien!

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        • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

          @vivalamigra See! DJT WILL make America great again! (WALL). That should get a bunch of negs! +

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          • vivalamigra June 12, 2017

            @alwaysaproblem Wall! +

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            • alwaysaproblem June 12, 2017

              @vivalamigra Wall!

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              • vivalamigra June 12, 2017

                @alwaysaproblem The Green Solar Wall is the best idea ever. Will pay for itself in a few years, create free electric, and I hope it is extremely hot to the touch. Wall + 44 million (for every illegal).

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  • peaks June 11, 2017

    I'm pretty sure that reads 'care for extra hot sauce'?

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  • ouch June 11, 2017

    Ya don't even get a life punishment for murder but I have to say SUCK SHIT CUNT!

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    • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

      @ouch Are your hemorrhoids flaring up?

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      • ouch June 11, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem not since you bit them off... no!

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        • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

          @ouch ....and remember, cleanliness is next to godliness. You could have at least ragged your ass, ya stinky little dingo! +

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        • GrimmWilder June 12, 2017

          @ouch Careful Son, you Derpin something FIERCE!

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      • felterupgood June 17, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem

        How did a tattoo get to a discussion about dirty roids??? I just can't make the connection.

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  • hatchetface June 11, 2017

    Well at least they didn't try to cut his head off with the tattoo gun

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  • airsporter June 11, 2017

    All he needs now is a butterfly on his arse!

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  • mr.voorhees June 11, 2017

    It fits perfectly to his face.

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  • freddykrueger June 11, 2017

    ...wonder what he stole?

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    • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

      @freddykrueger ...a tattoo machine!

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    • felterupgood June 17, 2017

      @freddykrueger Never mind what he stole.... what he GOT was a life without pussy.

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  • sarge07 June 11, 2017

    Under this tattoo is a bonifide dumbass

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  • ketamine<3 June 11, 2017

    "I am a thief and an idiot"

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    • Cory H. June 11, 2017

      @ketamine, When you folks reply to this cat, you'll need to do as I've done and remove the back arrow. Until we fix his user name.

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      • ketamine<3 June 12, 2017

        @Cory H. Should I change it? I didn't know it was a problem dude

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      • ketamine<3 June 12, 2017

        @Cory H. If you need to change it I just wanted a heart I don't care though, I didn't see a setting where I could change it myself or I would have my bad man

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    • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

      @ketamine3 Cory, I removed the< and it worked, as you can see! +

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      • sarge07 June 12, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem same here, not really an issue

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        • alwaysaproblem June 12, 2017

          @sarge07 ...as I said, it works when I remove the <

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    • Cory H. June 12, 2017

      @ketamine<3 ,

      Test.

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      • Cory H. June 12, 2017

        Looks like the issue with replying to ketamine<3's posts has been resolved.

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        • sarge07 June 12, 2017

          @Cory H. cool, thanks

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  • bigsmokey86 June 11, 2017

    Looks like a rat with a mustache.

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    • vivalamigra June 11, 2017

      @bigsmokey86 If Obama had a son...

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      • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

        @vivalamigra You know, we're gonna get negged. Fuck It! +

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    • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

      @bigsmokey86 You noticed that, too! +

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    • sarge07 June 12, 2017

      @bigsmokey86 it has a moustache?

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  • whobe June 11, 2017

    They could have at least done it in cursive.

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  • deadpen June 11, 2017

    Would have been better if he spelled it wrong. "I am thief and hesitation" is the English translation

    Tattooer was arrested after doing this and charged with torture.

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    • alwaysaproblem June 11, 2017

      @deadpen The tattoo artist should have gotten a parade. What happened to the little rat looking thief? +

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      • dozer67 June 12, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem the funny part the tattoo artist got in trouble but remember the cops that made a guy rasp off a tattoo and got hit and kicked if he didn't do it ..only cops can torture in Brazil

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  • vivalamigra June 11, 2017

    Looks like any other gang tattoo to me.

    Wall anyone?

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  • rkelly June 11, 2017

    MOM:

    Wanderlei My Son! What Happened To Your Forehead?!

    Wanderlei:

    Fuck You Bitch

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    • alwaysaproblem June 12, 2017

      @rkelly If that's you kissing that bitch from behind, I envy you. NICE+

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  • truckingman June 11, 2017

    Theif got a FUCK UP Tattoo of "I am a theif and a valiant" courtesy of his victim.

    LMMF"AO, ..............................

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  • luisnick June 12, 2017

    This was in Brazil he tried to steal a bicycle from a handicapped, the tattoo artists saw and tattooed '' I am a thief and hesitation ''

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    • dozer67 June 12, 2017

      @luisnick the funny part the tattoo artist got in trouble but remember the cops that made a guy rasp off a tattoo and got hit and kicked if he didn't do it ..only cops can torture in Brazil

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      • luisnick June 13, 2017

        @dozer67 The police torture the population and the police are tortured by the state, wages low and has no structure to work and they work fucking and only the same shit

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      • alwaysaproblem June 13, 2017

        @dozer67+

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  • felterupgood June 17, 2017

    It says: I'll never get pussy from a woman who isn't blind.

    It looks like a tattoo by someone's first day on the job.

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  • felterupgood June 17, 2017

    He should move to another country and tell everyone it means "Peace and Love"

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  • daweedsmoker June 18, 2017

    lol

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  • l25 June 27, 2017

    thats not really funny.. Better u give him a hard face slap and let him go! Thats also a crime if u lable his face like that!

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  • romanian_guy June 28, 2017

    Id ask for my money that i stole back

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