JUSTICE IS ONE THING. HANGING A GUY BY HIS DICK IS ANOTHER

He probably clicked on the wrong “enlarge your penis” ads

This happens in South Africa ,Cape Town. They speak my language Afrikaans. I'm proud of you guys , keep it up.

Actually hanging from the old wing dang if done in moderation can be very therapeutic. Used to hang from mine every Sunday for about 2 hours, give it the old work out, I'd another 3 years of hard hanging I'd probably hold the Guinness world record for longest wang ever! Like a lot of folks I'm a lazy bastard and sought the help of a. Genie in the lamp, my wish was Genie. I want my wing dong to drag the ground, why I didn't go into specifics is beyond me, he said when you wake up in the morning your dick a ling will drag the ground! Next morning I wake up , can't wait to show off dongster, so jumo out of bed and land on the floor, good Lord almight my wing dang was dragging the ground but I didn't have any fucking legs, just dick, ball, and cold hardwood floors. Let this be a lesson, be careful what you wish for or at least explain your wish better and with lots of detail.