HERE'S THE #1 REASON YOU DON'T FUCK WITH CROCODILES (REKT)

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  • crackascmacka June 16, 2017

    First.. Come on man.. Get a grip on yourself

    +6 -6
    • dick steel June 16, 2017

      @crackascmacka

      The croc handled the grip part for him.

      +5 -2
  • kingsglaive June 16, 2017

    Well what was he expecting to happen? Guy practically asked for it.

    +8 -2
  • slimshady June 16, 2017

    He is officially a crack head!!

    +8 -2
    • sarge07 June 16, 2017

      @slimshady no, a "crock" head

      +6 -4
  • fockenperv June 16, 2017

    you put your face on a chainsaw, you get cut, idiot

    +7 -1
  • maddog123 June 16, 2017

    You don't mess with a crock unless its been in a crock for about eight hours served with a hot sause and giblet gravy!!! Um yeah!

    +6 -1
  • ketamine<3 June 16, 2017

    He's lucky to not have a broken neck!

    +6 -5
    • manunkind June 16, 2017

      @ketamine<3 And the gene pool is unlucky that that didn't happen. That's some Grade A Stupid right there.

      +6 -2
      • sarge07 June 16, 2017

        @manunkind yep +5

        +1 -4
      • ketamine<3 June 16, 2017

        @manunkind + yes smh...

        +4 -2
  • supfishing757 June 16, 2017

    Animal karma is so entertaining

    +6 -1
  • sarge07 June 16, 2017

    Grade A, USDA grade A idiot

    +4 -4
  • noprob June 16, 2017

    Never put your face where you wouldnt put your finger....

    I been telling yall this!

    +8 -1
    • GrimmWilder June 16, 2017

      @noprob ..That very well may be the wisest comment ever made here!!

      +5 -4
      • noprob June 16, 2017

        @GrimmWilder thank you vury muucchhh(Elvis voice)

        +6 -1
    • sarge07 June 16, 2017

      @noprob yep, I've seen some shit I would put a corps' finger in

      +2 -4
      • GrimmWilder June 16, 2017

        @sarge07 ..I HOPE i misunderstand your comment...Cuz DAMN, That's juss NASTY Sarge.,,.,.

        +2 -4
        • sarge07 June 16, 2017

          @GrimmWilder the word "NOT" was supposed to be between would and put.

          +0 -3
      • noprob June 16, 2017

        @sarge07 me too...

        Bad stuff

        +5 -1
  • sexmaster June 16, 2017

    Croc spit him out he must've tasted bad.

    +7 -1
  • sealex June 16, 2017

    Sooooooo lucky he even let go

    +5 -1
  • dick steel June 16, 2017

    Dang, that was horrible. I hope the crocodile washes it's mouth afterwards.

    +7 -1
  • redpig June 16, 2017

    Beautiful

    +6 -1
  • prolurkercrazy June 16, 2017

    I wanted to see the gator rip his head clean off!

    +7 -3
    • GrimmWilder June 16, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy ..I bet they have a job opening now....go see it 1st hand!

      +4 -5
  • eldoggy June 16, 2017

    Lacoste Commercial

    +5 -2
  • mrthorwald June 16, 2017

    You would think just by the sheer numbers of videos like this online, that no one would do this anymore... but there is always some poor brown soul who thinks he can get away with sticking is dumb head into what is essentially a dinosaur... ouch! Grab me some painkillers.

    +5 -1
  • luvthick June 16, 2017

    Leave Nature Alone!

    +5 -4
    • alwaysaproblem June 17, 2017

      @luvthick Fuck You, However I agree! Kisses and Hugs, ya prick!

      +0 -3
  • dizeer June 16, 2017

    That croc does like yellow meat.

    +5 -1
  • soulconsumer June 16, 2017

    NICE!!! i hope he died a slow death.

    +4 -1
  • no_body_ June 16, 2017

    Keep on filming he's okay.

    +5 -1
  • hatchetface June 16, 2017

    As if we needed any number of reasons not to fuck with a crocodile?

    +5 -1
  • freddykrueger June 16, 2017

    ...I heard his neck break! awesome!

    +5 -1
  • mr.voorhees June 16, 2017

    Derp shaking!

    +6 -1
  • nybadguy June 16, 2017

    Hey. Why you stick your head in there man?

    +5 -1
  • jewman June 16, 2017

    ahh criekey mate, u should have asked ouch for lessons my mate

    +6 -1
  • acairman June 16, 2017

    Shake it off, next show starts in a hour.

    +6 -2
  • whobe June 16, 2017

    That will learn ya.

    +2 -4
  • e1_m4t4 June 16, 2017

    *Neck Cracking sounds effect* 8×

    +5 -1
  • peaks June 16, 2017

    Who the fuck wakes up and says "Today is the day I stick my head into an Alligators mouth"!

    Wow.

    +5 -1
  • mannyfresh420 June 16, 2017

    I'm sorry but I have noooooo sympathy for this dumbass

    +5 -1
  • big_daddy305 June 16, 2017

    New pair of boots coming up soon.

    +2 -4
  • alwaysaproblem June 16, 2017

    There's really NO reason to do that!

    +2 -3
  • picklehiesner June 16, 2017

    Crocodile tamer wanted start immediately

    +5 -1
  • alwaysaproblem June 16, 2017

    Tastes like chicken!

    +2 -4
  • truckingman June 16, 2017

    The tongue of a crocodilian in a hair pin trigger and all it would at for a crocodilian to close it jaws is tiny drop of sweat.

    +4 -1
  • truckingman June 16, 2017

    I know two good songs that can be added to this video AC/DC's "Whole Lotta Rossie" and Alice Cooper's "Why Trust You..."

    +5 -1
  • moneyman96 June 16, 2017

    Serves u right mutherfucker!!

    +4 -1
  • i_steal_sex June 16, 2017

    I don't understand Asian porn?

    +4 -1
  • ogsabertooth June 16, 2017

    Shake rattle and roll.

    +4 -1
  • deadpen June 16, 2017

    This here is rocky and he ain't no puppy.

    This mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt.

    +4 -1
  • briskman11 June 17, 2017

    That croc is just gonna be hungry again in 30 minutes!!

    +4 -1
  • biscanna June 17, 2017

    A wife and her husband!!!

    +4 -1
  • xoxfalconxox June 17, 2017

    how is his neck not broken?

    +4 -1
    • alwaysaproblem June 17, 2017

      @xoxfalconxox When he chose this line of work, he had his neck vulcanized!

      +0 -3
  • chrispbacon June 17, 2017

    Uhhhhh huhhhhhhh.....I'm ALL shook UP

    +3 -1
  • cruiserman June 18, 2017

    10 points the croc, I like this

    +2 -1
 
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