..and thus began the legend of 'Spaghetti hands Abdul'.
Somebody give the guy a hand!
That's one man that has a good excuse not to help the old lady do those damn dishes!!!
I wonder what that fills like
Ya got'da hand it to him...he tried,,.,..,
It was a hands off kind of thing.,,.
He made an off hand remark,.,.,.,.,.,.
He handled it,.,..,,.
And Put yer hands in the hands of the man with no hands,.,.,.,.
@GrimmWilder Handy having that pritty blanket there to hand.
@GrimmWilder he gave you a "thumbs down" for your comment.
@james511969 LOL, I was thinking the same
@sarge07 @james511969,...thumbs down?!?
You two stuff your thumbs up yer butts and walk on your elbows why don't'cha...
@GrimmWilder well, ya can't tell. Maybe it was a thumbs up, but it's dangling. So it's difficult to say. Besides, those dandies
@GrimmWilder why would I TD my brethren? Matter of fact I always give +'s to everyone just to piss off the dickless basement dwellers
@james511969 Gonna be tough..... but I'll just have to keep hold of reality and get through it with a helping hand of a Social worker.
@airsporter sorry I didn't know that was you.
So does this mean, no more hand jobs????
Now how the hell is he supposed to hang on to the goat?
@hatchetface he's still got teeth, he'll figure it out
@oathbreaker I wouldn't be too sure he has teeth.
@oathbreaker where there's a will and a boner there's a way I guess?
@hatchetface you don't have to if you do it right, I have a buddy in the Mexican army, he told me when they go out on patrol for months they'd not have any women. Some of the guys would fuck sheep and goats. He told me you catch them going down a hill, get behind them and push them, they will push back. Just grab their legs and put them in your boots and they can't kick or run away. Nasty fucker lol
Try throwing Gang sings now bitch!
I guess his fingers dont fing anymore
I see a business opportunity...Hands free Arabian massage...Allah really is Hu Akbar
Oh I thought we would get to see the explosion. Boring
Two in the pink one in the stink days are over
He'll be using Siri a lot henceforth
ACME EXPLOSIVES ......
-How is he gonna pick his nose now?
-When he wipes his ass with the bloody stump the imam is gonna think his ass was bleeding because his camel fucked him.
-That's one way to stop a camel jockey from being able to perform beheadings.
do they have coconut trees in iraq? he still has legs get him working in a coconut factory
All he wants for Christmas is his first two hands.. it's ok Isis will replace him with four more rag-head and maybe they'll blow each other up.. STUPID FUCKERS!!!
Pretty good chance that his pecker is in the same scrap pile as his hands.
The good news is that he's hung like a horse now with those arm stump things.
Must have called the wrong number
@deadpen pocket dialing gets you everytime....
Same thing happens when you pull out a IUD. You pay the price!
I doubt many will get that play on acronyms
His boyfriend is going to have to settle for wristing from now on
Achmed in training.
@whobe Silence!!! I keeeel you!
The Ultimate insult to an Arab, no hands, means he can't rub one out, nor clean is backside. Fuck the IED maker.
Good luck jerking off pal
Let me translate...
Handless guy: MEDIC ! MEDIC ! MEDIC !
Voice in background: This is ISIS we have no medics
Handless guy: FUCK! FUCK ! FUCK !
Guy with gun: Want me to shoot you in the head?
Handless guy: See if my dick got blown off first
Fuckers still have not leaned a thing! Too bad his sons weren't with him! Happy Father's Day you Terrorist Fuck!
Old stumps was shite at buying a round
Allah akhbar mother fucker!
karma the bitch that comes out of nowhere
No High Five. Give me a high stump!
Gonna take awhile to learn to wipe his ass w/his left hand... oh wait, they don't wipe their asses.
He is one of the smarter sand niggers.
Translation: Motherfucker took my hot potato with a grenade championship from me
I'd get a fleshlight prosthetic.
MUD SHARKS BEING MUD SHARKS
The man is claiming to authorities that he was forced by Mujahadeen to attempt to plant an IED. He claims that his family was threatened.
Allah ackbar motherfucker.