ROOKIE IED HANDLER PAYS THE PRICE: HANDS BLOWN OFF

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  • peaks June 18, 2017

    ..and thus began the legend of 'Spaghetti hands Abdul'.

    +6 -1
  • blueballedbastard June 18, 2017

    Somebody give the guy a hand!

    +6 -2
  • maddog123 June 18, 2017

    That's one man that has a good excuse not to help the old lady do those damn dishes!!!

    +4 -1
  • mehofjack June 18, 2017

    I wonder what that fills like

    +4 -1
  • GrimmWilder June 18, 2017

    Ya got'da hand it to him...he tried,,.,..,

    It was a hands off kind of thing.,,.

    He made an off hand remark,.,.,.,.,.,.

    He handled it,.,..,,.

    And Put yer hands in the hands of the man with no hands,.,.,.,.

    +3 -4
    • airsporter June 18, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Handy having that pritty blanket there to hand.

      +1 -5
    • james511969 June 18, 2017

      @GrimmWilder he gave you a "thumbs down" for your comment.

      +9 -1
      • sarge07 June 18, 2017

        @james511969 LOL, I was thinking the same

        +3 -3
        • GrimmWilder June 18, 2017

          @sarge07 @james511969,...thumbs down?!?

          You two stuff your thumbs up yer butts and walk on your elbows why don't'cha...

          +3 -3
          • james511969 June 18, 2017

            @GrimmWilder well, ya can't tell. Maybe it was a thumbs up, but it's dangling. So it's difficult to say. Besides, those dandies

            +5 -1
          • sarge07 June 18, 2017

            @GrimmWilder why would I TD my brethren? Matter of fact I always give +'s to everyone just to piss off the dickless basement dwellers

            +1 -2
      • airsporter June 18, 2017

        @james511969 Gonna be tough..... but I'll just have to keep hold of reality and get through it with a helping hand of a Social worker.

        +2 -4
        • james511969 June 18, 2017

          @airsporter sorry I didn't know that was you.

          So does this mean, no more hand jobs????

          ;)) +

          +5 -1
  • hatchetface June 18, 2017

    Now how the hell is he supposed to hang on to the goat?

    +6 -1
    • oathbreaker June 18, 2017

      @hatchetface he's still got teeth, he'll figure it out

      +5 -1
      • james511969 June 18, 2017

        @oathbreaker I wouldn't be too sure he has teeth.

        +4 -1
      • hatchetface June 18, 2017

        @oathbreaker where there's a will and a boner there's a way I guess?

        +4 -1
    • ketamine<3 June 18, 2017

      @hatchetface you don't have to if you do it right, I have a buddy in the Mexican army, he told me when they go out on patrol for months they'd not have any women. Some of the guys would fuck sheep and goats. He told me you catch them going down a hill, get behind them and push them, they will push back. Just grab their legs and put them in your boots and they can't kick or run away. Nasty fucker lol

      +2 -3
  • ouch June 18, 2017

    Try throwing Gang sings now bitch!

    +8 -2
  • lowfro June 18, 2017

    I guess his fingers dont fing anymore

    +4 -2
  • berget June 18, 2017

    karma

    bbbbbitch

    +4 -1
  • oathbreaker June 18, 2017

    I see a business opportunity...Hands free Arabian massage...Allah really is Hu Akbar

    +4 -2
  • theboss89 June 18, 2017

    Oh I thought we would get to see the explosion. Boring

    +6 -1
  • picklehiesner June 18, 2017

    Two in the pink one in the stink days are over

    +8 -1
  • mordecai June 18, 2017

    He'll be using Siri a lot henceforth

    +5 -2
  • houndog35 June 18, 2017

    ACME EXPLOSIVES ......

    +4 -2
  • whackjob June 18, 2017

    -How is he gonna pick his nose now?

    -When he wipes his ass with the bloody stump the imam is gonna think his ass was bleeding because his camel fucked him.

    -That's one way to stop a camel jockey from being able to perform beheadings.

    +4 -2
  • joedumber June 18, 2017

    do they have coconut trees in iraq? he still has legs get him working in a coconut factory

    +4 -1
  • kscott357 June 18, 2017

    All he wants for Christmas is his first two hands.. it's ok Isis will replace him with four more rag-head and maybe they'll blow each other up.. STUPID FUCKERS!!!

    +4 -1
  • happyjack June 18, 2017

    Pretty good chance that his pecker is in the same scrap pile as his hands.

    The good news is that he's hung like a horse now with those arm stump things.

    +7 -1
  • deadpen June 18, 2017

    Must have called the wrong number

    +4 -1
    • kscott357 June 19, 2017

      @deadpen pocket dialing gets you everytime....

      +1 -1
  • deadpen June 18, 2017

    Same thing happens when you pull out a IUD. You pay the price!

    +6 -1
    • felterupgood June 18, 2017

      @deadpen

      +1

      I doubt many will get that play on acronyms

      +5 -1
      • deadpen June 18, 2017

        @felterupgood true

        +4 -1
  • pizzapie June 18, 2017

    His boyfriend is going to have to settle for wristing from now on

    +5 -1
  • whobe June 18, 2017

    Achmed in training.

    +2 -5
  • sarge07 June 18, 2017

    The Ultimate insult to an Arab, no hands, means he can't rub one out, nor clean is backside. Fuck the IED maker.

    +1 -3
  • nybadguy June 18, 2017

    Good luck jerking off pal

    +5 -1
  • felterupgood June 18, 2017

    Let me translate...

    Handless guy: MEDIC ! MEDIC ! MEDIC !

    Voice in background: This is ISIS we have no medics

    Handless guy: FUCK! FUCK ! FUCK !

    Guy with gun: Want me to shoot you in the head?

    Handless guy: See if my dick got blown off first

    +6 -1
    • ouch June 18, 2017

      @felterupgood lol

      +4 -1
  • triggertripper44 June 18, 2017

    Fuckers still have not leaned a thing! Too bad his sons weren't with him! Happy Father's Day you Terrorist Fuck!

    +5 -1
  • ob1 June 18, 2017

    Old stumps was shite at buying a round

    +4 -1
  • zonk June 18, 2017

    Allah akhbar mother fucker!

    +4 -1
  • hungjury666 June 18, 2017

    karma the bitch that comes out of nowhere

    +4 -1
  • alwaysaproblem June 18, 2017

    No High Five. Give me a high stump!

    +1 -4
  • hang3xc June 18, 2017

    Gonna take awhile to learn to wipe his ass w/his left hand... oh wait, they don't wipe their asses.

    +4 -2
  • acairman June 18, 2017

    He is one of the smarter sand niggers.

    +5 -1
  • sinner1ner June 18, 2017

    Translation: Motherfucker took my hot potato with a grenade championship from me

    +4 -1
  • nomercy07 June 18, 2017

    Oh shit!

    +4 -1
  • spaulding June 19, 2017

    I'd get a fleshlight prosthetic.

    +3 -1
  • zionist hunter June 21, 2017

    MUD SHARKS BEING MUD SHARKS

    +0 -0
  • bigredblue June 30, 2017

    The man is claiming to authorities that he was forced by Mujahadeen to attempt to plant an IED. He claims that his family was threatened.

    +0 -0
  • sokonomi July 11, 2017

    Allah ackbar motherfucker.

    +0 -0
 
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