THIS HAS TO BE SOME SORT OF RECORD. CALL GUINNESS

  • Cory H. June 19, 2017

    Wonder if she works for the fire department.

    +4 -7
    • peaks June 19, 2017

      @Cory H.

      If she did, maybe that motorcycle guy might have been cooked to medium instead.

      +7 -2
    • luvthick June 19, 2017

      @Cory H.

      Yes, She's the rear cannon.

      +4 -5
      • prolurkercrazy June 19, 2017

        @luvthick that sounds like @Ouchs wife's job...

        ;-)

        +2 -3
        • melanie June 20, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy in addition to sammich maker n salad tosser?

          +2 -1
    • felterupgood June 19, 2017

      @Cory H.

      Would be tough to go against her resume if the fire department was hiring

      +4 -2
  • gallo June 19, 2017

    yeah i wish my wife could piss like that... oh yeah btw primo

    +5 -3
  • slimshady June 19, 2017

    Shit... I caught some of it in my face by just watching.

    +6 -1
    • peaks June 19, 2017

      @slimshady

      I hear you're good at that.

      +7 -2
      • slimshady June 19, 2017

        @peaks I'm good at fucking your girl too.

        +5 -3
        • peaks June 19, 2017

          @slimshady

          You fuck Oprah Winfrey too?!

          +3 -3
          • alwaysaproblem June 19, 2017

            @peaks NO! Anything but that!

            +1 -5
          • melanie June 20, 2017

            @peaks respect not insest for your mother

            +1 -1
      • eldoggy June 19, 2017

        @peaks

        +4 -2
  • sexmaster June 19, 2017

    I know that place stinks and you would need a hazmat suit to enter it.

    +7 -2
    • GrimmWilder June 19, 2017

      @sexmaster

      She smells of "Eau de Cat'piss Impériale"!

      +3 -4
  • sarge07 June 19, 2017

    I knew a woman like that once, we had to fuck in an inflatable pool.

    +2 -3
  • fockenperv June 19, 2017

    and my ole lady gets mad if I dribble on the toilet seat a little when Im done pissing

    +6 -1
  • joedumber June 19, 2017

    I asked my girlfriend about that and she had no clue, and she watches porn too...

    +5 -1
  • sealex June 19, 2017

    If anyone ever eats her out and makes her cum they'll sherly die. If not by drowning by a UTI

    +6 -1
    • picklehiesner June 19, 2017

      @sealex that's a beautiful CS poem

      +5 -1
    • sarge07 June 19, 2017

      @sealex don't call me "sherly"

      +3 -3
  • flyingcrow83 June 19, 2017

    Angela Stone is a beast. ..

    +5 -1
  • allcaps June 19, 2017

    ive said this before...urinate but if you had bigger tits you would be a ten

    +3 -5
  • emoclown June 19, 2017

    Dam she can feet the kids in africa with that water fountain of her.

    +6 -1
  • berget June 19, 2017

    i can see the garden hose nice try bitch im keeping my jackoff tokens

    +7 -2
  • britney_spears June 19, 2017

    Fun!

    +5 -1
  • junkbot June 19, 2017

    More reason to wet the bed

    +6 -0
  • srobert June 19, 2017

    WaterBender Elementalist.

    +6 -1
  • nybadguy June 19, 2017

    I see a towel on the bed. What about the ceiling walls and floor?

    +7 -1
  • workingfortheweekend June 19, 2017

    Old Faithful

    +6 -1
  • gallo June 19, 2017

    oh i would shit myself if i could get her to cum like that

    +6 -1
  • luvthick June 19, 2017

    Febreze and Sham Wow is on backorder in her town.

    +6 -4
  • yo_moms_sancho June 19, 2017

    Great now I gotta mop again

    +5 -1
  • hatchetface June 19, 2017

    When I told her to wash the walls this isn't what meant by it

    +5 -2
  • whobe June 19, 2017

    Why in the hell would you want to pressure wash your ceiling with piss?

    +3 -5
    • picklehiesner June 19, 2017

      @whobe seriously she could power wash my deck

      +6 -1
      • sarge07 June 19, 2017

        @picklehiesner she can come to Southern Arizona and put out the wildfires

        +2 -3
  • astrozorro June 19, 2017

    Cythera has nothing on her!

    +5 -1
  • no_body_ June 19, 2017

    I need that bitch to water my tomato plants. Id save money on water and they'd be organic.

    +6 -1
  • maddog123 June 19, 2017

    There she blows again

    +4 -1
  • kscott357 June 19, 2017

    Now kids That's what you call a water HO..

    +4 -1
  • chezeray June 19, 2017

    Nasty woman. Her house must be nasty too if she goes around pissin' all over it.

    +3 -1
  • h-town71 June 19, 2017

    She should work at The Bellagio in Las Vegas .

    +5 -1
  • putrifaction June 19, 2017

    Not impressed. Call me when you can write your name in the snow with that thang.

    +1 -6
  • -eraserhead- June 19, 2017

    The kind of girl that pisses all over the place and fucks the bedposts, door knobs and vegetables. Nasty girl, nasty place.

    +3 -2
  • GrimmWilder June 19, 2017

    I doubt she lives there, I mean......Who pisses all over their own house like that?....Really!

    +3 -4
  • grhman June 19, 2017

    I have drank that much beer but could still write my name in the snow

    +4 -1
  • runforestrun June 19, 2017

    That nasty bitch...my wife needs to stop uploading her video's.

    +4 -1
  • sinner1ner June 19, 2017

    i wouldve shot that bitch with a super soaker .see how you like it bitch

    +4 -1
  • mclovin510 June 19, 2017

    Fill her with paint she can work for Earl Sheib.

    +5 -1
    • runforestrun June 19, 2017

      @mclovin510 old school there..paint any car any color 99.95

      +5 -1
  • alwaysaproblem June 19, 2017

    Better call a plumber!

    +1 -4
  • redpig June 19, 2017

    Guinness don't taste like that

    +4 -1
  • truckingman June 19, 2017

    I am wondering about the amount of water she consumed over five minute before she had her powerful female ejaculation. Also, I did enjoy this video of her powerful female ejaculation...

    +3 -1
  • fatlarry June 19, 2017

    need to put her on a truck and use her to control protesters

    +4 -1
  • rkelly June 19, 2017

    I'M THE BIG PISSER AROUND HERE BITCH!

    +4 -1
  • tadd34 June 19, 2017

    "Do you want ants...."

    +3 -1
  • pizzapie June 19, 2017

    Take her out front and let her water the lawn

    +4 -1
  • rasriff June 19, 2017

    I wonder how loud she can fart?

    +4 -1
  • drtyrell June 19, 2017

    Portable carwash.

    +4 -1
  • jimsacunt June 20, 2017

    Impressive

    +4 -1
  • kyjellymonster June 20, 2017

    Now who is cleaning that up?

    +3 -1
  • boney1 June 20, 2017

    marriage material right there

    +3 -1
  • mancock June 21, 2017

    so she can piss, I find it amusing that you fags believe women "squirt"

    +0 -0
  • louptigris July 3, 2017

    no wonder why her mum always ask her why she needs to change her sheet everyday!

    +0 -0
 
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