Wonder if she works for the fire department.
If she did, maybe that motorcycle guy might have been cooked to medium instead.
Yes, She's the rear cannon.
@luvthick that sounds like @Ouchs wife's job...
@prolurkercrazy in addition to sammich maker n salad tosser?
Would be tough to go against her resume if the fire department was hiring
yeah i wish my wife could piss like that... oh yeah btw primo
Shit... I caught some of it in my face by just watching.
I hear you're good at that.
@peaks I'm good at fucking your girl too.
You fuck Oprah Winfrey too?!
@peaks NO! Anything but that!
@peaks respect not insest for your mother
I know that place stinks and you would need a hazmat suit to enter it.
She smells of "Eau de Cat'piss Impériale"!
I knew a woman like that once, we had to fuck in an inflatable pool.
and my ole lady gets mad if I dribble on the toilet seat a little when Im done pissing
I asked my girlfriend about that and she had no clue, and she watches porn too...
@joedumber Time for a new girlfriend!
If anyone ever eats her out and makes her cum they'll sherly die. If not by drowning by a UTI
@sealex that's a beautiful CS poem
@sealex don't call me "sherly"
Angela Stone is a beast. ..
ive said this before...urinate but if you had bigger tits you would be a ten
Dam she can feet the kids in africa with that water fountain of her.
@emoclown lol, good one.
i can see the garden hose nice try bitch im keeping my jackoff tokens
More reason to wet the bed
I see a towel on the bed. What about the ceiling walls and floor?
oh i would shit myself if i could get her to cum like that
Febreze and Sham Wow is on backorder in her town.
@luvthick +1 more, LMAO
Great now I gotta mop again
When I told her to wash the walls this isn't what meant by it
Why in the hell would you want to pressure wash your ceiling with piss?
@whobe seriously she could power wash my deck
@picklehiesner she can come to Southern Arizona and put out the wildfires
Cythera has nothing on her!
I need that bitch to water my tomato plants. Id save money on water and they'd be organic.
Happy new year!!!!!!!!
There she blows again
Now kids That's what you call a water HO..
Nasty woman. Her house must be nasty too if she goes around pissin' all over it.
She should work at The Bellagio in Las Vegas .
Not impressed. Call me when you can write your name in the snow with that thang.
The kind of girl that pisses all over the place and fucks the bedposts, door knobs and vegetables. Nasty girl, nasty place.
I doubt she lives there, I mean......Who pisses all over their own house like that?....Really!
I have drank that much beer but could still write my name in the snow
That nasty bitch...my wife needs to stop uploading her video's.
i wouldve shot that bitch with a super soaker .see how you like it bitch
Fill her with paint she can work for Earl Sheib.
@mclovin510 old school there..paint any car any color 99.95
Better call a plumber!
Guinness don't taste like that
I am wondering about the amount of water she consumed over five minute before she had her powerful female ejaculation. Also, I did enjoy this video of her powerful female ejaculation...
need to put her on a truck and use her to control protesters
I'M THE BIG PISSER AROUND HERE BITCH!
"Do you want ants...."
Take her out front and let her water the lawn
I wonder how loud she can fart?
Now who is cleaning that up?
marriage material right there
so she can piss, I find it amusing that you fags believe women "squirt"
no wonder why her mum always ask her why she needs to change her sheet everyday!