HAPPY ENDING FAIL: HOW DID HE NOT GET ARRESTED?

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  • hatchetface June 22, 2017

    Here comes the eye bleach...

    +8 -2
    • hatchetface June 23, 2017

      @hatchetface 2 people liked watching a dude beat off

      +1 -0
      • nskisko June 28, 2017

        @hatchetface 8 people

        +0 -0
  • kscott357 June 22, 2017

    There's no way I could jack off with her standing there like she was rushing me with her on her hips

    +6 -3
    • xizang June 22, 2017

      @kscott357 - Any good woman would insist on helping him. Looks like she could lend a hand...

      +6 -1
  • ouch June 22, 2017

    whenever I go for a rub and tug I ask for a happy beginning and not an ending because once I cum I can relax and enjoy the massage.

    +8 -6
    • underpants June 22, 2017

      @ouch does the guy that massages you mind that ??

      +11 -2
      • freddykrueger June 22, 2017

        @underpants...your dad has never complained when I ask for one!

        +5 -2
        • underpants June 22, 2017

          @freddykrueger hey if you like getting jerked off by a old man we aren't judging you

          +6 -1
          • freddykrueger June 23, 2017

            @underpants...thanks for not being judgmental! he said he could fit you in next Thursday!

            +0 -1
      • ouch June 22, 2017

        @underpants Nar he's (ah fuck) shes cool but she is wearing an appendage sometimes so meh As long as it disappears dude

        +2 -4
      • ouch June 22, 2017

        @underpants not really

        +1 -3
  • peaks June 22, 2017

    Just another day at work for her.

    +9 -2
  • failure101 June 22, 2017

    No soup with buffet.

    +5 -1
  • 72jayd June 22, 2017

    That should just be expected.

    +5 -1
  • mehofjack June 22, 2017

    She's wants it but the cameras there

    +5 -1
  • sniperfox June 22, 2017

    A good wank beats a lousy fuck any day that's what I say

    +6 -2
  • toreal June 22, 2017

    White men are some weird motherfuckers.

    +7 -10
  • mrthorwald June 22, 2017

    What a wonderful woman.

    +4 -1
  • berget June 22, 2017

    bitch missed out on her 5 dolla

    but still very helpful B+

    +5 -1
  • nybadguy June 22, 2017

    Haha. He said. I like to masterbate lol

    +5 -1
  • no_body_ June 22, 2017

    She looked unimpressed.

    +3 -1
  • maddog123 June 22, 2017

    What was that? A self serve massage parlor??? FUCK THAT!!!

    +7 -1
  • xizang June 22, 2017

    If dicks are for chicks, then she should have insisted on helping him.

    +4 -1
  • inkdaddy June 22, 2017

    Seems like she's on strike, while he's on stroke!

    +7 -1
  • p00n_jabb June 22, 2017

    Too much fail for one video. Dude brought his own porn and asked the manager for lube so he could jerk off in a massage parlor. And filmed it to boot.

    +6 -1
  • whobe June 22, 2017

    I've seen these two before on another video doing something along the same line.

    +2 -4
    • picklehiesner June 22, 2017

      @whobe fuckin A I think your right she was the maid he was jerkin in his hotel room

      +4 -1
    • ouch June 22, 2017

      @whobe I hope I managed to keep my face out of camera shot in that clip as well

      +1 -6
      • ouch June 22, 2017

        @ouch naaaaaaaawwww negged again :( can't you see with my recent comments I'm trying to fit in :(

        +1 -5
        • sarge07 June 22, 2017

          @ouch well, like me you have a bad case of negatitus

          +0 -5
  • mclovin510 June 22, 2017

    Must not arrest anyone 6" and under. Good thing I'm 3"...

    from the floor.

    +7 -0
    • alwaysaproblem June 22, 2017

      @mclovin510 ...........yeah but your legs are ONLY two inches long! +

      +2 -4
      • mclovin510 June 22, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem but my leg nubs are firmly planted on a bar stool.

        +5 -1
        • alwaysaproblem June 22, 2017

          @mclovin510 Nice +

          +1 -4
          • sarge07 June 22, 2017

            @alwaysaproblem LOL +5 to both you crazy fucks

            +2 -4
  • alwaysaproblem June 22, 2017

    She is so sexy. I would have never let her leave!

    +1 -4
  • felterupgood June 22, 2017

    This was presented as if you aren't supposed to jack off after a massage... next thing you know you won't be allowed to jack off in the porn booths on 42nd st.

    +5 -1
  • boney1 June 22, 2017

    Bitch needs to learn Engrish

    +3 -2
    • ouch June 22, 2017

      @boney1 lub you long time and sucky suck Frive dorra is all she needs to learn for now

      +1 -5
    • sarge07 June 22, 2017

      @boney1 why, she's in Thailand

      +1 -5
  • truckingman June 22, 2017

    WHAT THE MF" FUCK??? MF" WHY????

    +5 -1
    • ouch June 22, 2017

      @truckingman why not?

      +1 -4
  • nybadguy June 22, 2017

    @ouch. I can't help myself. It's a sickness

    +5 -1
  • ob1 June 22, 2017

    Who pays who in this case?

    +4 -1
  • deadpen June 22, 2017

    He didn't get arrested cause I'm sure that isn't the freakiest thing she has ever happen to her.

    +4 -1
  • sinner1ner June 22, 2017

    oh wow ,maybe a "come help me bust you fuckin cunt" might have been helpful here,instead hes like "i like to masturbate" fuckin noob

    +4 -2
  • frank n. stein August 16, 2017

    I think he missed the cup!

    & She couldn't stop watching.

    +0 -0
 
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