YOU'RE FIRED! SECURITY GUARD ACCIDENTALLY KILLS COWORKER

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  • flyingcrow83 June 27, 2017

    oooops, My finger pulled the trigger cuz ya pisses me off.

    +3 -1
  • 72jayd June 27, 2017

    I don't think that was an accident.

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  • GrimmWilder June 27, 2017

    Poor Habeeb......bolli-bolli-bolli!

    +2 -3
  • ouch June 27, 2017

    Fuck em

    +1 -5
  • maddog123 June 27, 2017

    Never ever ever ever!!! Handle your other weapon after coming off break with jack o lube still clinging to your hand!!!!!

    EVER!!!

    +3 -3
  • mehofjack June 27, 2017

    The winner goes home and fucks the prom queen

    +2 -2
  • mrthorwald June 27, 2017

    These people really don't give a single fuck about one another. What a prick!

    +3 -2
  • fockenperv June 27, 2017

    hey, since you're probably going to die, wanna trade your pudding for my carrot sticks?

    +2 -2
  • luvthick June 27, 2017

    "Oooh! What does THIS button do?"

    +3 -2
    • sarge07 June 27, 2017

      @luvthick "Oh, and never touch the RED button"

      +2 -2
  • hatchetface June 27, 2017

    I love the "fuck this I'm out" guys reaction! Don't blame him for wanting to take his lunch after that!

    +3 -1
  • airsporter June 27, 2017

    What kind of crappy Hotel allows shitty bikes to be propped up outside the front doors?

    +1 -1
  • nybadguy June 27, 2017

    Weird gun for a security guard.

    +3 -1
  • no_body_ June 27, 2017

    Oh farts.

    +2 -1
  • wombatbytes June 27, 2017

    At what point do you say "Fuck, I've shot someone" but I'm not getting my white shirt covered in claret?

    +2 -2
  • felterupgood June 27, 2017

    First day on the job?

    +2 -1
  • jambini June 27, 2017

    No accident. The shooter threats coworker. coworker thinks it's a buff. WRONG!

    +2 -1
  • sarge07 June 27, 2017

    I my bes Apu voice, Oh my goodness gracious, I accidentally shot a customer! Thank you, come again

    +1 -2
  • sniperfox June 27, 2017

    YOUR FIRED!!!!!

    +2 -1
  • mclovin510 June 27, 2017

    It's ta ta Tuesday. Can we see more tit posts tomorrow?

    +3 -1
  • alwaysaproblem June 27, 2017

    Which one of these guys valet parks the bicycles?

    +2 -1
  • truckingman June 27, 2017

    I am wondering what was the lie that the shooter told his coworker as he show this coworker the victim.

    +2 -1
  • sinner1ner June 27, 2017

    the worst part is that he was banging his wife

    +1 -1
  • captjim June 27, 2017

    Can't fire him, he's the only one with good aim.

    +3 -1
  • deadpen June 27, 2017

    Rent-a-cop in any country is still a rent-a-cop

    +2 -1
  • big_daddy305 June 27, 2017

    I wouldn't fire him for shooting the other guy by mistake. I'd fire him for leaving his post!

    +2 -1
  • newwaves June 28, 2017

    I'm more worried about the guy who didn't flinch.

    +1 -1
  • frank n. stein September 28, 2017

    Dick.

    +0 -0
 
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