AND THAT'S HOW HER PORN CAREER ENDED

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  • GrimmWilder June 28, 2017

    Beans beans the musical fruit...

    the more you eat the more you toot!

    +5 -6
    • ketamine<3 June 28, 2017

      @GrimmWilder beans beans they're good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart!

      +4 -4
      • sarge07 June 28, 2017

        @ketamine<3 the more you fart, the better for your heart

        +0 -4
        • whobe June 28, 2017

          @sarge07 The more you fart the better you feel so eat your beans for every meal.

          +2 -4
    • trust me June 28, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Shit the more you eat the more you toot. Ain't that the motherfuckin truth.

      Aww lesbians licking buttholes. What a way to start a day. Wouldn't have it any other way.

      :¬)

      +2 -4
      • GrimmWilder June 29, 2017

        @trust me @sarge07 @ketamine<3...That's good...Here is another poem to build on:

        ""Mary Mary your asshole's hairy,..

        It's big-n-wide and not a cherry,"".........................................................

        +0 -1
  • luvthick June 28, 2017

    She's gonna get a pink eye.

    +14 -3
    • be1withcode June 28, 2017

      @luvthick Yep, and maybe a little bit of the Ole stink eye too.

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      • luvthick June 28, 2017

        @be1withcode lol!+

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      • sarge07 June 28, 2017

        @be1withcode damn ya beat me to it

        +0 -3
        • be1withcode June 28, 2017

          @sarge07 haha, sorry about that

          +3 -2
          • sarge07 June 28, 2017

            @be1withcode Naw ya aint

            +0 -2
    • capri June 28, 2017

      @luvthick more like a brown eye dude

      +3 -1
  • alwaysaproblem June 28, 2017

    Not crazy about the spit and the gas!

    +3 -4
  • peaks June 28, 2017

    I thought she was gonna get a soft cigar in the mouth.

    +5 -1
  • hatchetface June 28, 2017

    I actually know a chick that looks like the fart recipient!

    +3 -2
    • alwaysaproblem June 28, 2017

      @hatchetface Has she ever graced you with a fart?

      +2 -3
      • hatchetface June 28, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem fortunately no because I bet it smells like fermented dick all up in there! Chick needs a bottlebrush and bleach or something!

        +3 -1
      • sarge07 June 28, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem like Terrance and Phillip?

        +1 -2
  • maddog123 June 28, 2017

    That's what the bitch gets for using taco spit !!! Brush those teeth!

    +2 -3
  • sealex June 28, 2017

    Yes girls keep doing that, I'm sure everyone watching your porno movie will be horny in no time.

    +2 -2
  • Cory H. June 28, 2017

    They must be considering becoming foreign exchange students in Japan.

    +3 -6
  • kscott357 June 28, 2017

    New meaning to shity porn..

    +2 -2
  • darksider803 June 28, 2017

    Almost wishing A lump would have squeezed out and hit her in the mouth. Yes I just said that.

    +4 -1
    • blackenedamerica June 30, 2017

      @darksider803 im betting this was an upgrade from her last profession 2 bit street whore

      +1 -0
  • mehofjack June 28, 2017

    Oh my ducking gosh that's was sooo hottt!!!!

    +3 -2
  • failure101 June 28, 2017

    10 minutes later her queef brought the building down.

    +3 -2
    • sarge07 June 28, 2017

      @failure101 The "Queef Siaters"?

      +1 -3
  • h-town71 June 28, 2017

    I'll take her place if she doesn't want to continue ...

    +2 -3
    • ouch June 28, 2017

      @h-town71 OK fukker and I'll take the other ones place

      Batter up!

      +2 -4
  • noprob June 28, 2017

    It sounded off key to me...

    +2 -2
  • sexmaster June 28, 2017

    Disgusting filthy sub human whores.

    +5 -1
  • hollyx468 June 28, 2017

    Comical and sexy lol

    +2 -2
  • junkbot June 28, 2017

    Somebody need to show her a "GRRAT" TIME

    +2 -2
  • nybadguy June 28, 2017

    Me next

    +2 -1
  • mordecai June 28, 2017

    it'd make a lot more sense if she spat soup on her asshole and she farted bubbles!

    +3 -1
    • picklehiesner June 28, 2017

      @mordecai I like bubbles !

      +4 -1
      • whobe June 28, 2017

        @picklehiesner LOL

        +1 -1
      • mordecai June 28, 2017

        @picklehiesner who doesn't? Especially on shrooms :)

        +2 -1
    • freddykrueger June 28, 2017

      @mordecai...what kind of fucked up soup do you eat?

      +2 -1
      • mordecai June 28, 2017

        @freddykrueger you're just jealous cause you can't rub the soap bar with those stupid scissors for fingers of yours!

        +3 -1
  • workingfortheweekend June 28, 2017

    I don't think that ended her career. That's the start of a long and prosperous career because she enjoyed those ass rips way too much

    +3 -1
  • iluvkitty June 28, 2017

    her career ended in civilized nations, but blossomed in Japan.

    +2 -1
  • sarge07 June 28, 2017

    Fuckin retarded

    +0 -3
  • one_pernt_five June 28, 2017

    Actually that chick is dead. She died about a year ago. Suicide. Go figure. She was a crazy fucker.

    +3 -1
  • sarge07 June 28, 2017

    Does tis remind anyone of Van Morrison's "Brown eyed girl"?

    +2 -3
  • felterupgood June 28, 2017

    I wonder if you get fart/shit spray in your face is your pay scale the same as the one who got fucked in the ass? I would think "tongue in ass" should make a little more than the other one. I wonder what Bernie would say, being a porn writer and a socialist.

    +2 -1
  • freakyfrog June 28, 2017

    "No officer, I really do have double pink eye!!! Here watch."

    +2 -1
  • vi11@in June 28, 2017

    I need to know wtf went wrong in life with this girl that a) she's ok with getting farted in face b) she loves the taste and c) she goes in for seconds. This is far beyond just daddy issues.

    +4 -1
  • fatlarry June 28, 2017

    not sure how I got pink eye

    +3 -1
  • sinner1ner June 28, 2017

    now her face smells like ass, how hot is that

    +3 -1
  • moneyman96 June 28, 2017

    Like I've said a million times before........I LUUUUUUVV WHITE BITCHES!!

    +2 -2
  • deadpen June 28, 2017

    That is a good way to get pink eye

    +3 -1
  • rasriff June 29, 2017

    What's that old song, Brown Eye Girl?

    Hey where did we go?

    Days when the rains came.

    Down in her butthole ,

    Playing a new game

    Fartin and a spittin, hey hey

    Stinkin and a humpin

    In the rancid pink eye fog with

    Your, your butthole flexing

    And you, my brown eye girl..

    +2 -1
    • picklehiesner June 29, 2017

      @rasriff

      Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah

      frrrrrt ! Just like that

      Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah

      La dee dah Frrrrrt !

      +1 -1
      • blackenedamerica June 30, 2017

        @picklehiesner monday, tueday , crappy days wed thurs shitty days fri sat filming scat porn with you......

        +1 -1
  • harly9 July 2, 2017

    Hilaaaaaarious!

    +0 -0
  • negroman666 July 4, 2017

    Bum holes are nasty... Except mine

    :)

    +0 -0
 
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