WHAT THE FUCK! LADY WAKES UP -DURING- OPEN HEART SURGERY

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  • hatchetface June 30, 2017

    Yup that's fucked up too!!!

    +3 -1
    • trust me June 30, 2017

      @hatchetface

      Quote reminds me of Dawn Of The Dead. When Bart was gonna fuck that fat chick. The fat gurl that works at Dairy Queen.

      :¬)

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      • mancock June 30, 2017

        @trust me good story, do tell us another one, this time about one of your glory hole experiences

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      • hatchetface July 1, 2017

        @trust me Rebecca or Amy?

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  • kscott357 June 30, 2017

    Mom.. mom... can I watch tv??

    +3 -1
  • maddog123 June 30, 2017

    Yep been there I woke up during my knee replacement I raised my head and was watching for about a min before the doctor realised he had a spectator!!!

    +4 -2
    • john72 June 30, 2017

      @maddog123 who the fuck negs this comment? Fuck some people are miserable.

      +2 -5
      • felterupgood June 30, 2017

        @john72

        I'll be happy when there is no option to neg anything.

        +2 -2
  • h-town71 June 30, 2017

    Your running out of time.... Get ur done!!!

    +2 -1
  • sexmaster June 30, 2017

    No third world countries or foreign doctors for me thank you.

    +2 -1
  • failure101 June 30, 2017

    She didn't feel a thing. Just ask Bill Cosby.

    +2 -2
    • big_daddy305 June 30, 2017

      @failure101 We can just ask anyone you've ever been with. I'm sure they didn't feel a thing either.

      +4 -2
      • failure101 June 30, 2017

        @big_daddy305 lol good one

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      • luvthick June 30, 2017

        @big_daddy305

        Excellent Bitch Slap!

        WIC Approved!

        +1 -2
    • ogsabertooth June 30, 2017

      Another Quaalude she be okay in the morning.

      +2 -1
  • 72jayd June 30, 2017

    I think she died at the end. Probably from feeling extreme pain.

    +2 -2
  • putrifaction June 30, 2017

    No intubation. No cardiopulmonary bypass. Yep. Definitely Obamacare.

    +2 -4
    • freakyfrog June 30, 2017

      @putrifaction, be careful using terms like that! The niggers in the room may take offense that your calling them names.

      +2 -2
  • airsporter June 30, 2017

    Must be deliberate use of clever anaesthesia - He wanted her concious for some reason.

    +2 -3
  • oathbreaker June 30, 2017

    I know a guy that did the same thing. The doctors told him afterwards, that most people who wake up during surgery die from the shock of seeing themselves in such a position...I, on the other hand, find anatomy amazing

    +3 -2
    • alwaysaproblem June 30, 2017

      @oathbreaker Men's or women's? I hope, you're going to chose the former! +

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      • oathbreaker July 1, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem It doesn't matter. If I could see a human body, cut in half, but still living and functioning...that would be fascinating to me

        +2 -1
        • alwaysaproblem July 1, 2017

          @oathbreaker Are you saying that you're bisexual? LOL Just fucking with ya!

          PS - You would have loved the vivisection experiments that were performed by the Nazi's and Japanese during WW2.

          +0 -2
  • bigblackhead June 30, 2017

    stop messing with her heart , marry her Apu !

    +1 -1
  • GrimmWilder June 30, 2017

    What's tha point in that?...wake her up like that.......FukHoles!

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  • no_body_ June 30, 2017

    Slap her on the forehead she'll be okay.

    +4 -1
  • noprob June 30, 2017

    She was on that magic carpet ride!

    +2 -1
  • spaulding June 30, 2017

    Fucking Hasbro stepped up "Operation" a few notches.

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  • mclovin510 June 30, 2017

    Soon to be unemployed anesthesiologist.

    +2 -1
  • soulconsumer June 30, 2017

    India...the anus of civilization.

    +2 -1
  • truckingman June 30, 2017

    What the MF" Fuck???

    +1 -1
    • airsporter June 30, 2017

      @truckingman Surprised your'e freaked out. Brain surgery especially often requires a conscious patient to describe feelings/smells/ emotions/memories etc as he goes along before he detonates a miniature MOAB that will hopefully relieve the unwanted symptoms.

      +1 -2
  • alwaysaproblem June 30, 2017

    She's fucked! Let's get a peek at the tits! She won't know. Unless, she see's it on CS!

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  • joedumber July 1, 2017

    LOOk man indian people are the smartest people in the world, but godt damn, don't be trying shit

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  • Someone get that lady a juice box

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  • deadpen July 1, 2017

    You'll have that on these big jobs!

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  • rosar July 2, 2017

    Trust me are you Jim Jones?

    +1 -1
  • cruiserman July 4, 2017

    India today and tomorrow............

    +0 -1
  • lowfro July 15, 2017

    Thats a heartbreaking situation

    +0 -0
  • hemroids July 17, 2017

    Obama care

    +0 -0
 
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