THERE'S 2 THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR PENIS THIS WEEKEND

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  • hatchetface June 30, 2017

    I have a feeling a lot of people her are going to try #2

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    • trust me June 30, 2017

      @hatchetface

      I know Steven will do number one. Off of another guy's penis. And what a fuckin whore that broad was. Zero integrity there man. Anyway that bitch can get a fix.

      :¬)

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      • mancock June 30, 2017

        @trust me she wouldn't get much of a fix if she had to snort coke off of your little cock

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        • trust me June 30, 2017

          @mancock that fucked your mom. It was large enough for your mom.

          :-)

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      • stevenkk July 1, 2017

        @trust me that's not what you said last night when you were on fours squealing like a squirrel and calling me your god .

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        • trust me July 1, 2017

          @stevenkk

          You're the one who squealed like a piggy. When you were spread eagle you faggot. Sucking cock like a throat champion.

          :-)

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          • mancock July 1, 2017

            @trust me I believe stevenkk's version of events

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            • trust me July 1, 2017

              @mancock that you think about a lot. Y'all queers are gay lovers so you would.

              :-)

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              • mancock July 1, 2017

                @trust me its only gay if you receive and from what ive heard you were the one on all fours squealing not like a squirrel but like a little piggy, I'm sure steve can confirm these facts

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                • trust me July 1, 2017

                  @mancock my cock you are craving. Die slow with all your hating.

                  You were squealing like a slut. When you got it up the butt. And got a load full of nut.

                  :-)

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  • kscott357 June 30, 2017

    I had a girlfriend like that once...

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    • rouge_et_blanc June 30, 2017

      @kscott357 was she a fan of yours?

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      • kscott357 July 2, 2017

        @rouge_et_blanc. Yeah!! you know her too?? she kept blowing (on) all my friends...

        +0 -1
  • maddog123 June 30, 2017

    Not those two!!!

    +2 -2
  • h-town71 June 30, 2017

    WTF!!!

    +2 -2
  • sexmaster June 30, 2017

    Two things a lunatic could do to his dick.

    +3 -2
  • fockenperv June 30, 2017

    I choose number 1, you dont know where that fan has been

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  • failure101 June 30, 2017

    Both got herpes that night.

    +3 -3
  • be1withcode June 30, 2017

    Cocaine is a wonderful drug.

    +4 -3
    • 3go98 June 30, 2017

      @be1withcode I know

      +2 -1
    • felterupgood June 30, 2017

      @be1withcode

      You think... but it ONLY makes you want more

      +2 -1
      • be1withcode June 30, 2017

        @felterupgood Rick James reference, Chapelle show.

        +1 -1
  • maddog123 June 30, 2017

    If I was going to do something with my dick this week end it would be trying to get it hard and poke a pussy!!!!! Not a fucking Chinese fan!!! Or letting some bitch use my junk to snort junk off it bitch be sucking that mother fucker!!!

    +2 -2
  • big_daddy305 June 30, 2017

    #2 is a guaranteed ejaculation so......

    +3 -3
  • 72jayd June 30, 2017

    Somebody get this guy a hooker before he rips his dick off.

    +6 -2
  • the suspect June 30, 2017

    Very creative

    +3 -2
  • drewstl June 30, 2017

    uMM tHAT; S NEW TO mE

    +2 -1
  • ouch June 30, 2017

    Which one of you fukkers hacked my home movies dropbox!

    +4 -2
    • mancock July 1, 2017

      @ouch I'm sure I saw a woman in there so that wouldn't be any of your home videoes, gay fucker

      +2 -2
      • ouch July 2, 2017

        @mancock says the guy with mancock as his user name hahahahahaha I'm bi you fucking moron

        +1 -1
  • toreal June 30, 2017

    FWP

    +5 -5
    • ouch June 30, 2017

      @toreal Fanning With Pleasure toys?

      +4 -4
    • GrimmWilder June 30, 2017

      @toreal ...Dose your white wife sniff-n-stick YOUR dick in a fan?

      +2 -6
    • nybadguy June 30, 2017

      @toreal lol

      +2 -1
  • oathbreaker June 30, 2017

    that guy from the second vid needs to meet that chick who fucked her number one fan awhile back...

    +2 -1
  • nybadguy June 30, 2017

    What is going through ones mind to want cock video's posted on here? I think we all need a fuckin explanation. Good day. QUEER.

    +4 -1
    • maddog123 June 30, 2017

      @nybadguy these are sad times here at crazy cock.queer!!!

      +3 -2
      • nybadguy June 30, 2017

        @maddog123 HAHA. i guess so. Adam must be running this MF assaholic shit

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        • alwaysaproblem July 1, 2017

          @nybadguy That was Adam snorting the coke off of that guys dick!

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          • nybadguy July 1, 2017

            @alwaysaproblem HAHAHA. He has dreamy eyes.

            +2 -1
            • alwaysaproblem July 1, 2017

              @nybadguy Don't let the eyes fool you. He's still a pickle-kisser! +

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  • mrthorwald June 30, 2017

    He fucks a lot of fans, he must be famous!

    +4 -1
  • no_body_ June 30, 2017

    I might have one of those mounted on a reciprocating saw.

    +2 -1
  • astrozorro June 30, 2017

    The coke whore was funny but the other looked painful. I'll go with the whore.

    +2 -1
  • putrifaction June 30, 2017

    I'd let her do that, but she'd never get enough coke on my dick to even get light-headed.

    +2 -4
  • noprob June 30, 2017

    #1- she shoulda licked off the residue

    #2- he shoulda left the blades on it

    +3 -1
    • oathbreaker June 30, 2017

      @noprob there's no blades on the inside, so it wouldn't of made a difference, sadly

      +1 -1
  • txdo_msk June 30, 2017

    Bitch. Don't scratch mah junk!

    +1 -2
  • mclovin510 June 30, 2017

    Snoorting dick cheese for cash. Ahhh the 80's are alive and well.

    +3 -1
  • felterupgood June 30, 2017

    I don't think I'll be ejaculating my fluid into anything plugged into the wall. I don't want the paramedics telling my kids "this is the way we found him" after I'm electrocuted.

    +3 -1
  • spaulding June 30, 2017

    They should give fleshlight as birth control. We need less of YOU PEOPLE in this world.

    +4 -1
  • truckingman June 30, 2017

    Why?

    +2 -1
  • rockinron June 30, 2017

    ok which one of you kinky fuckers made this home video of you and your old lady!!

    +3 -2
  • ketamine<3 June 30, 2017

    So that's what happened to Number one Fan!

    +0 -2
  • picklehiesner June 30, 2017

    Why is she snorting coke off an anteater ?

    +1 -1
  • Choice 1 by far, but the bitch needs to suck it off.

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    • deadpen July 1, 2017

      @superbadasssweetdaddyjones Cocaine will just make it numb so you wouldn't even know she was sucking it.

      +1 -1
  • deadpen July 1, 2017

    One of them is having more fun than the other.

    +1 -1
  • freddykrueger July 1, 2017

    ...they're doing that blow wrong!

    +2 -1
  • 1331 July 2, 2017

    "Snort this coke off my dick then excuse me while I fuck my pocket pussy duct taped to the end of my fan." Funny.

    +1 -1
  • blowback51 July 12, 2017

    I did that last weekend.

    +0 -0
 
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