That gave me wood. See what I did there?
@fockenperv Yes Master Splinter! but she did KNOT!
@toreal ouch??? Get a room sweet hearts!!!!!!!!
Nasty white women, violent black women.......CS, you guys just don't disappoint, do you?
This fucking place is just sexist! Or maybe they just show the worst of everyone, with an emphasis on certain videos that feeds their target audience to boost their numbers. Either way, like Fast Food, too much of this shit is not good for you.
If that was my woman i'd be firing the Chainsaw up!!!
That wooden dick had a wooden dick. Even inanimate objects get more pussy than I do.
She could name it Pinocchio...
Tell the truth...tell a lie...tell the truth...tell a lie
I luuuuvvv white bitches!
@moneyman96 Chloroform or do you just hit them over the head when they're not looking?
Now we know what to get Ouch for Christmas
@underpants He already has one!
unfortunately they're no longer together. she likes to say they "splintered."
cunt tree girl
Seriously, I hope she didn't get a cunt splinter, because that sounds really painful!
@luvthick I can tell you I wouldn't remove it without a hazmat suit.
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@clavious ..Where!....where are these chicks??!
WAIT......you said 'whittle'...........................FUCK!
Great. Now manunkind will see the forest for the trees.
My question is who takes the time to carve an enormous wooden schlong?
@hatchetface half of these twisted MFs on here have one in their dens.
@putrifaction for some reason that wouldn't shock me
blog by members of a branch of a splinter group
They still don't shower.
I know she got splinters.
Fucking woody gets all the good ones!!!
They found this rare dick tree deep in forest...
I've never seen such small young firm tits so low on the rib cage. I think the doctor did a botched job changing David to Dana.
I would definitely leaf her after you sap in her bro.
She's doing the final cost of varnish, she's doing a good job
Someone needs to take that to the zoo and put it in the chimp exhibit.
Does that make her a tree fuckin hippy?
Now i want to see her take it in her ass. How the fuck your going to advertise "save the trees" when you have one that is chopped and dead?!
From tree huggers to tree fuckers..... Because you can't cum by hugging... Fuck hugs.
WTMF"BF? Is she having coitus with a real 'woody?'
@truckingman HAHA. that was MF funny.
Nothing like splitting the white oak
No condom? That tree is sure to die!
I DO believe I have just fallen in-love.
Really? No comments about morning wood?
That's a diseased looking tree!
what good is she if she cant suck that motherfucker ................lol.......JOKING...she's a solid 6
I wonder if the tree sapgasms in her, are we looking at a new breed of human/tree hybrid? Maybe Pinocchio could be a possibility
Jeez, Stacey... Stop having unconsented sex with our mother earth!!!
Doing that won't make your dad love you
A shrub should have stuck her in there ass they could of had a 3 woodsome
Mokujin has gained some weight