TREE HUGGERS HAVE CHANGED. A LOT.

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  • fockenperv July 2, 2017

    That gave me wood. See what I did there?

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    • ouch July 2, 2017

      @fockenperv Yes Master Splinter! but she did KNOT!

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  • ouch July 2, 2017

    FWP

    Props toreal

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  • putrifaction July 2, 2017

    Nasty white women, violent black women.......CS, you guys just don't disappoint, do you?

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    • luvthick July 2, 2017

      @putrifaction

      This fucking place is just sexist! Or maybe they just show the worst of everyone, with an emphasis on certain videos that feeds their target audience to boost their numbers. Either way, like Fast Food, too much of this shit is not good for you.

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  • GrimmWilder July 2, 2017

    If that was my woman i'd be firing the Chainsaw up!!!

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  • big_daddy305 July 2, 2017

    That wooden dick had a wooden dick. Even inanimate objects get more pussy than I do.

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  • noprob July 2, 2017

    She could name it Pinocchio...

    Tell the truth...tell a lie...tell the truth...tell a lie

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  • moneyman96 July 2, 2017

    I luuuuvvv white bitches!

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    • alwaysaproblem July 2, 2017

      @moneyman96 Chloroform or do you just hit them over the head when they're not looking?

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  • underpants July 2, 2017

    Now we know what to get Ouch for Christmas

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  • handsomedevil July 2, 2017

    unfortunately they're no longer together. she likes to say they "splintered."

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  • stenchfart July 2, 2017

    cunt tree girl

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  • luvthick July 2, 2017

    Seriously, I hope she didn't get a cunt splinter, because that sounds really painful!

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    • putrifaction July 2, 2017

      @luvthick I can tell you I wouldn't remove it without a hazmat suit.

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  • clavious July 2, 2017

    This comment has been deleted

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    • GrimmWilder July 2, 2017

      @clavious ..Where!....where are these chicks??!

      WAIT......you said 'whittle'...........................FUCK!

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  • vivalamigra July 2, 2017

    Great. Now manunkind will see the forest for the trees.

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  • hatchetface July 2, 2017

    My question is who takes the time to carve an enormous wooden schlong?

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    • putrifaction July 2, 2017

      @hatchetface half of these twisted MFs on here have one in their dens.

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      • hatchetface July 2, 2017

        @putrifaction for some reason that wouldn't shock me

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  • rouge_et_blanc July 2, 2017

    blog by members of a branch of a splinter group

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  • cptmiles July 2, 2017

    They still don't shower.

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  • sexmaster July 2, 2017

    I know she got splinters.

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  • darksider803 July 2, 2017

    Fucking woody gets all the good ones!!!

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  • kscott357 July 2, 2017

    They found this rare dick tree deep in forest...

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  • deadpen July 2, 2017

    I've never seen such small young firm tits so low on the rib cage. I think the doctor did a botched job changing David to Dana.

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  • nybadguy July 2, 2017

    I would definitely leaf her after you sap in her bro.

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  • dryden1877 July 2, 2017

    She's doing the final cost of varnish, she's doing a good job

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  • whobe July 2, 2017

    Someone needs to take that to the zoo and put it in the chimp exhibit.

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  • mclovin510 July 2, 2017

    Does that make her a tree fuckin hippy?

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  • astrozorro July 2, 2017

    Now i want to see her take it in her ass. How the fuck your going to advertise "save the trees" when you have one that is chopped and dead?!

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  • 1331 July 2, 2017

    From tree huggers to tree fuckers..... Because you can't cum by hugging... Fuck hugs.

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  • truckingman July 2, 2017

    WTMF"BF? Is she having coitus with a real 'woody?'

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    • nybadguy July 2, 2017

      @truckingman HAHA. that was MF funny.

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  • failure101 July 2, 2017

    Nothing like splitting the white oak

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  • alwaysaproblem July 2, 2017

    No condom? That tree is sure to die!

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  • peaks July 2, 2017

    I DO believe I have just fallen in-love.

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  • txdo_msk July 2, 2017

    Really? No comments about morning wood?

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  • alwaysaproblem July 2, 2017

    That's a diseased looking tree!

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  • bigblackhead July 3, 2017

    what good is she if she cant suck that motherfucker ................lol.......JOKING...she's a solid 6

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  • eyeballasshole July 3, 2017

    I wonder if the tree sapgasms in her, are we looking at a new breed of human/tree hybrid? Maybe Pinocchio could be a possibility

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  • negroman666 July 4, 2017

    Jeez, Stacey... Stop having unconsented sex with our mother earth!!!

    Doing that won't make your dad love you

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  • dozer67 July 4, 2017

    A shrub should have stuck her in there ass they could of had a 3 woodsome

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  • stevenkk July 4, 2017

    Mokujin has gained some weight

    +0 -0
 
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