REMEMBER FELLAS: SAFETY FIRST ON JULY 4TH

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  • maddog123 July 3, 2017

    Red white and derp dupid

    +5 -6
    • ouch July 3, 2017

      @maddog123 lol

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    • happyjack July 3, 2017

      @maddog123 your endorsement of "derp" speaks volumes lol

      +6 -3
      • ouch July 3, 2017

        @happyjack I think they are aiming it at a cross on the lawn you might wanna rally the troops? Quick call Umfooofoo!

        +2 -3
      • maddog123 July 3, 2017

        @happyjack I know I'm just a country derpkin

        +1 -1
        • ouch July 3, 2017

          @maddog123 hahahahhahahs

          +1 -3
      • manunkind July 4, 2017

        @happyjack He is quite qualified in the subject.

        I think I'll bow to his expertise.

        +1 -3
        • vivalamigra July 4, 2017

          @manunkind And by "expertise" you mean you want all those sparks in your fag mouth. Get bowing.

          +2 -3
          • manunkind July 5, 2017

            @vivalamigra aw, look, I found a puppy.

            Can it please stop pissing on my leg already and trying to hump my shoe? It's kinda gross.

            +0 -3
            • vivalamigra July 5, 2017

              @manunkind Didn't the judge tell you to stay away from animals and children? Better keep some things to yourself short eyes.

              +3 -2
  • picklehiesner July 3, 2017

    Premature ejaculater

    +5 -2
  • kscott357 July 3, 2017

    Is that a firework in you pants or are you happy to see me??

    +5 -3
  • maddog123 July 3, 2017

    If he had a real dick that would never happen!!!

    +3 -3
  • felterupgood July 3, 2017

    He acted like he never blew his load in his face before

    +6 -2
  • failure101 July 3, 2017

    We'll see him again with a Roman candle in his ass.

    +4 -1
    • hatchetface July 3, 2017

      @failure101 probably not just Romans candle, I'm guessing a bunch of other dudes candles too!

      +3 -2
      • failure101 July 3, 2017

        @hatchetface more than likely it will end the same way.

        +3 -1
  • hatchetface July 3, 2017

    Proof you can't burn stupid off either

    +4 -1
  • vikingshill July 3, 2017

    America, Fuck Yeah! Coming again to save the motherfuckin day yeah!

    +4 -4
  • boobles July 3, 2017

    I'd call him a bell-end, but my guess is he no longer has one...

    +4 -2
  • drewstl July 3, 2017

    Now, That's what U Called, A Dickhead

    +2 -2
  • ouch July 3, 2017

    What a stupid CRACKER

    Ya happy now ?

    +5 -7
  • mordecai July 3, 2017

    makin Murica dumb again!

    +3 -6
    • ouch July 3, 2017

      @mordecai when was it not?

      +0 -6
      • vikingshill July 3, 2017

        @ouch You think all us Mericans look and act like Yosemite Sam, don't you. Lol

        +2 -2
        • ouch July 3, 2017

          @vikingshill well yeah lol+1

          +1 -4
      • mordecai July 3, 2017

        @ouch sorry mate, makin Murica dumb*ER* again!

        +1 -3
  • Caption Dipshit

    +4 -1
  • nybadguy July 3, 2017

    He was dragging his junk on the ground the same way my dog does after it takes a shit lol

    +4 -1
  • sirfartsalot July 3, 2017

    Bwhahahaha!

    +3 -1
  • cazaly July 3, 2017

    That's a different burning feeling he's used to for a change.

    +2 -1
    • sarge07 July 3, 2017

      @cazaly yep penicillin won't take that burning feeling away

      +1 -1
  • fatlarry July 3, 2017

    what an idiot

    +2 -1
  • luvthick July 3, 2017

    Always good to see flaming homos live upto their name.

    +3 -2
  • sarge07 July 3, 2017

    I like the snake crawl trying to but his crotch out

    +1 -2
  • whobe July 3, 2017

    What is wrong with these people?

    +2 -1
  • twofords July 3, 2017

    I expected a bang...not a flaming faggot, but I laughed anyway because he could have been seriously injured.

    +2 -1
  • peaks July 3, 2017

    It's fireworks, not rocket science.

    Well, for this guy it is...

    +2 -1
  • 13timberwolf13 July 3, 2017

    Worst case of shooting in your own face I've ever seen.

    +2 -1
  • truckingman July 3, 2017

    I hope the victim enjoys the debridement of his facial burns for the next six months...

    +3 -1
  • alwaysaproblem July 3, 2017

    What makes people soooooo stupid?

    +2 -2
    • alwaysaproblem July 3, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem Come on, tree. You should have no trouble answering this question!

      +1 -2
  • 72jayd July 3, 2017

    Someone send this guy a grenade.

    +1 -1
  • jewman July 4, 2017

    this shit is fake he did it on purpose to get views

    +1 -2
  • toniferrari July 4, 2017

    haha First Class IDIOT !!!

    +2 -1
  • sconeezy July 4, 2017

    A devil that dont like fire

    +1 -2
  • astrozorro July 4, 2017

    Nah, i like it raw. Feels better.

    +2 -1
  • cruiserman July 4, 2017

    Idiot

    +2 -1
 
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