IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY? THEN THIS IS FOR YOU

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  • chrisr289 July 6, 2017

    I thought they would fart the song, very disappointing..

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    • GrimmWilder July 6, 2017

      @chrisr289

      At least for once there's more assholes in the video than in the Gallery!

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  • maddog123 July 6, 2017

    I imagene this is how those ackbar losers imagene life after blowing themselves up!?!?

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    • rouge_et_blanc July 8, 2017

      @maddog123 Im a gene, you're a gene, gene genie... or did you mean imagine perhaps?

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  • kingbigballs July 6, 2017

    Happy birthday now you have aids

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  • alwaysaproblem July 6, 2017

    Lot of wear & tear on those cavities!

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    • stevenkk July 6, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem that's what I thought , all of them but one are just destroyed +

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    • mrthorwald July 6, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem agreed. Guess which one doesn't do anal..? I'm saying number 5 has the freshest anus.

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      • happyjack July 6, 2017

        @mrthorwald oh she does anal too, it's just that the others do bbc anal

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      • alwaysaproblem July 6, 2017

        @mrthorwald All of those "whale eyes" have been fucked several times except for #5. That asshole is a virgin! +

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        • felterupgood July 6, 2017

          @alwaysaproblem

          Kind sad that #5 was your wife

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          • alwaysaproblem July 7, 2017

            @felterupgood #5 is my sister. That's how I know that her asshole is a virgin!

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            • felterupgood July 7, 2017

              @alwaysaproblem

              She's probably saving her ass for marriage. How's her pussy though?

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    • felterupgood July 6, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem

      And here I was thinking that I was the only one who noticed the tread seemed to be wearing thin

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  • maddog123 July 6, 2017

    I don't no if they make patches big enough to plug those holes???????

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  • maxm60 July 6, 2017

    Fuckin them would of been like stickin my dick in a jar of warm mayonnaise.

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  • stevenkk July 6, 2017

    I'll take number 5 please

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    • alwaysaproblem July 6, 2017

      @stevenkk #5 has a virgin asshole! Good eye! +

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    • felterupgood July 6, 2017

      @stevenkk

      I think she is taken by mr. problem

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      • stevenkk July 7, 2017

        @felterupgood well , that's going to be a problem !

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  • How come nothing is shooting outta their asses?

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    • alwaysaproblem July 6, 2017

      @superbadasssweetdaddyjones They're not Asian!

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      • felterupgood July 6, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem

        I was going to say it's because they weren't pixilated butt you beat me to it.

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  • 72jayd July 6, 2017

    Them assholes have seen better days.

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    • mrthorwald July 6, 2017

      @72jayd agreed. A lot of miles on those bottom holes.

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    • felterupgood July 6, 2017

      @72jayd

      Yes but no one has said they wouldn't like to pop them all

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  • failure101 July 6, 2017

    Should be candles in those holes and someone needs to blow them out.

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  • ouch July 6, 2017

    HAHAHAH my name is Michael

    Mick for short

    Get it HAPPY

    SHORT!

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  • mrthorwald July 6, 2017

    Now blow-out those candles..

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  • noprob July 6, 2017

    I was waiting for some chewed up cake and frosting to squirt out on a lit candle. C'mon girls you can do better than this...

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  • joat_amos July 6, 2017

    What a waste of pussy

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  • drewstl July 6, 2017

    Hope they got pay

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  • luvthick July 6, 2017

    Not the worst birthday gift.

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    • alwaysaproblem July 6, 2017

      @luvthick I'd be honored to get a gift like that. I'm sure that they'll be giving up more than just a song. +

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  • eyeh8dumbasses July 6, 2017

    FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP B====D~~

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    • eyeh8dumbasses July 6, 2017

      @eyeh8dumbasses round two FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP B====D~~~

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  • vivalamigra July 6, 2017

    No cake? Fuck those bitches.

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  • hatchetface July 6, 2017

    Half a dozen smashed assholes for me? Your too kind!

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  • aaronspencer37 July 6, 2017

    As a 37 year old virgin that would be a great birthday present for Me to receive next week.

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    • felterupgood July 6, 2017

      @aaronspencer37

      Did you just return from a missionary trip to an unpopulated island for 20 years?

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      • aaronspencer37 July 7, 2017

        @felterupgood No,Women especiallyAttractive women like the ones in the video just ain't been interested in Me that's the reason why I'm still a virgin and never had a Date,Girlfriend,1st Kiss or anything plus I have a small penis so what would be the point in Me ever having sex if I don't have enough inches to pleasure Them.

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        • felterupgood July 7, 2017

          @aaronspencer37

          Yeah, I know what you mean... on my honeymoon my wife looked at my little dick and said "who do you think you'll satisfy with that little thing?" I replied.. "Me goddamit!"

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          • aaronspencer37 July 7, 2017

            @felterupgood Well I look at it like this I would rather stay a virgin and jack off than have some Woman laugh at Me or make fun of Me for something I can't help.I also look at it like this too if I was meant to have sex then God,Evolution,Mother Nature,Or Good Genes would have given Me enough inches too but They didn't so I might as well give up on ever having Sex cause what I've heard is No Woman wants a Man with a Small penis cause apparently They can't feel it or get off on it so Me trying to have sex would be a waste of Time.

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            • felterupgood July 8, 2017

              @aaronspencer37

              Well I'm old so I've decided that when I get the point that I can't "Cut the Mustard" ...I'll just lick the jar.

              You may be a little confused about women and their sexual desires.... you put your tong on their right spot and they won't care if you have no dick at all. You are probably a lesbian that's trapped in a man's body.

              ...and never forget... when you get passed the smell... you've got it licked!

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              • aaronspencer37 July 9, 2017

                @felterupgood Of course I'm confused about Women and Their sexual desires because I have never had Sex cause Women barely talk to Me much less wanna have sex with Me plus the only thing I know about Sex is what I see is Porn and apparently unless I have a Average to Big Penis Women don't wanna have sex with Me cause They can't feel it or get off on it so it seems like someone or something is playing to cruel joke on Me by allowing Me to be born with a Small penis that No Woman likes or wants.

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                • fiddledeedee July 11, 2017

                  @aaronspencer37 It's NOT about dick size, Aaron. Women want a guy to make them feel good, but you can't seem too desperate or let them walk on your or take you for granted. I suspect you might get off on having a dominant woman humiliate you. That's cool if both people are into it.

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                  • aaronspencer37 July 11, 2017

                    @fiddledeedee If it ain't about dick size then why is it all My Life I have always been told No Woman wants a Man with a Small Dick cause They can't feel it or get off on it plus if dick size doesn't matter then why is all the Guys in Porn huge and the Girls seem to love it and can't get enough of it I don't see any Guy My Size in Porn.

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                    • fiddledeedee July 12, 2017

                      @aaronspencer37 A lot of women like a guy that's "average" and way too much emphasis is put on dick size. Keep in mind porn is fantasy and not dealing with real life emotions, there is much more to connecting with women than physical attributes.

                      There are plenty of women who are looking for a guy who cares about them and treats them well and is CONFIDENT and in control. A lot of succeeding in life is attitude, if you act like you're valuable, other people believe it. There are plenty of successful people who are just like you and me, but they just ACT like they're hot shit and people believe it!

                      If the dick thing is really an issue once you get to know someone, then make up for it in other ways that will blow her mind so she'll keep coming back for more. Seduce her with flowers, romantic evenings. Write her poetry. Melt her heart with your mind. I think 90% of succeeding with women is psychological and about intimacy. You've also got two hands and a tongue, be better than anyone else! Use toys! If you really please her, and you really like each other, she won't be leaving!

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                      • aaronspencer37 July 12, 2017

                        @fiddledeedee Here's what I'm hearing when I read Your post,I was born with a Deformity and wasn't meant for Sex cause I have a Small Penis so therefore I have to make up for it with "flowers, romantic evenings. Write her poetry. Melt her heart with your mind" and "You've also got two hands and a tongue, be better than anyone else! Use toys!"

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                        • fiddledeedee July 17, 2017

                          @aaronspencer37 God NO, that's NOT what I meant, Aaron, I'm sorry if it came off that way.

                          I'm saying it's a challenge for ANY of us to make women happy. We ALL have different strengths and it's all about making a woman happy using love, kindness, romantic gestures and lovemaking techniques that win them over. It's not about dick size.

                          Coincidentally I just saw an article in a 1973 Playboy about dick size. Many women wrote in saying they really didn't give a damn about the size, in fact, they were rather amazed how many guys were hung up on the size of their dicks.

                          The women were FAR more interested in a guy who was kind and interested in pleasing them. In fact, one of the women said she never had an orgasm until she was with a guy who had (coincidentally) a small penis. It would be a great world if we ALL could be more comfortable with who we are, wouldn't it?!

                          Concentrate on all your good qualities and what you have to offer, those are the important things.

                          Remember, women have body issues of their own... hope you have good luck in finding a special person.

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                          • aaronspencer37 July 18, 2017

                            @fiddledeedee I appreciate the advice I really do but the only thing I know about Sex is what I've seen in Porn and what I've heard People say around Me and what I can tell is No Woman likes or wants a Guy like Me cause apparently They can't feel Us inside Them or get off on Our Small Dicks so I was born with a Deformity and wasn't meant for Sex so there is no reason for Me to ever try to have sex cause all I would do is disappoint whoever I'm having Sex with.Thanks for saying,"hope you have good luck in finding a special person" but I highly doubt I ever will cause Girl's/Women especially Attractive Girl's/Women that all Us Guys want have had nothing to do with Me that's the reason why I'm a 38 year old Virgin who's never had a Date,Girlfriend,1st kiss or anything cause I am not Good-Looking,Wealthy,Popular,Play Sports,Party(Bars,Drinking,Drugs etc)Drive a Nice New Expensive Vehicle(New Camaro's,Mustangs etc)or have a Average to Big Penis cause I guess God,Evolution,Mother Nature,or Bad Genes didn't want To have have One so They didn't want Me to have Sex I'm pretty much a Born Loser.

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  • truckingman July 6, 2017

    Ok....

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  • monkeycatcher July 6, 2017

    No.3 looks like a niggers mouth...only shit comes out

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  • moneyman96 July 6, 2017

    I LUUUVVV WHITE BITCHES!!!! I luuuv white bitches!!! I LUUUV WHITE BITCHES!!!! I luuuvv white bitches!!!!

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    • alwaysaproblem July 6, 2017

      @moneyman96 Interesting username, "moneyman96". Is that because at any time in your life, the most money that you've ever had in your pockets was 96 cents?

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      • felterupgood July 6, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem

        I'm not sure you have figured out how to make friends in life.

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  • picklehiesner July 6, 2017

    More O-rings than the olympics

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    • felterupgood July 6, 2017

      @picklehiesner

      More blowed O-rings than a chilly festival

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  • blueballedbastard July 6, 2017

    Best Birthday Ever!

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  • toesrus July 6, 2017

    I call fake,I can see their lips moving.

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  • doc_ock July 6, 2017

    God would not have put the asshole so close to the pussy if it was not meant to stick your dick in.

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    • felterupgood July 6, 2017

      @doc_ock

      Isn't that what Lot's wife said?

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      • felterupgood July 7, 2017

        @felterupgood

        I think my comment went over everyone's head

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        • alwaysaproblem July 7, 2017

          @felterupgood That's a lotta shit!

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          • felterupgood July 8, 2017

            @alwaysaproblem

            No, a lot of "salt" she was a fat woman.

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  • deadpen July 6, 2017

    Couch for sale.

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  • deadpen July 6, 2017

    How did he find 6 women that would wear the same thing without fighting.

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  • nybadguy July 6, 2017

    I'd fuck them all in there little assholes

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    • felterupgood July 6, 2017

      @nybadguy

      Even those who aren't stoned would too

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  • freddykrueger July 6, 2017

    ...Nick just turned 6

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    • freddykrueger July 7, 2017

      @freddykrueger...you negged that, that's the funniest comment yet!

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  • eyeballasshole July 7, 2017

    Did they died?

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  • grhman July 8, 2017

    They are the poster children for vag reconstruction

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  • rkelly July 9, 2017

    THEIR ASS HOLES LOOK LIKE PUSSY HOLES

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  • fatlarry July 9, 2017

    best birthday everrrrrrrr

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  • fiddledeedee July 11, 2017

    The song before the explosive diarrhea started.

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  • j2ds22 July 13, 2017

    Thank u this actually did come out for my birthday

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  • blueeyez September 20, 2017

    Nope July 7th is my bday actually lol

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  • frank n. stein September 20, 2017

    I wanna see the guy leading the song.

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