GET THIS MAN A MEDAL, THIS HAS TO BE SOME SORT OF RECORD

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  • sniperfox July 7, 2017

    Sounds like my misses in the morning

    +6 -1
  • maddog123 July 7, 2017

    Sounds like my old lady's goddam cats under the fucking bed fuck!!!

    +5 -1
    • nybadguy July 7, 2017

      @maddog123 how does it smell bro?

      +2 -1
      • maddog123 July 7, 2017

        @nybadguy like boiled eggs kitten not so delight and fucking Pabst blue ribbon not so beer!!!!

        SHIT!!!

        +4 -1
        • nybadguy July 7, 2017

          @maddog123 If i was you throw some buds under the bed lil bastards might think it's catnip.

          +0 -1
          • maddog123 July 8, 2017

            @nybadguy if I done some shit like that and got em going on the gojo it could start a cat pot relationship with some plants that just might be growing around here causing me severe stress and possible mass killing of a bunch of stupid goddam weeded up pussys!!!!!!

            +0 -1
  • serpentinewise July 7, 2017

    This guy should have “Dropped the Chalupa” when the chihuahua told him too! Never eat Taco Bell before surgery!

    +6 -1
  • hatchetface July 7, 2017

    Rectum? Damn near killed em and everyone else in that room!

    +4 -1
  • luvthick July 7, 2017

    I would love to see the face on his CNA.

    +4 -2
  • noprob July 7, 2017

    Need to save this one for the end on the next WICS

    +3 -1
  • srobert July 7, 2017

    why am i here at 3 a.m

    +3 -1
  • picklehiesner July 7, 2017

    Don't light a match

    +3 -1
    • nybadguy July 7, 2017

      @picklehiesner no. Please do. they might be loose at the wrist if ya know what i mean. Bunch of turd ticklers.

      +0 -1
  • big_daddy305 July 7, 2017

    Those farts sound like Donald Duck is pissed off.

    +4 -1
  • big_daddy305 July 7, 2017

    You hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?

    +2 -2
  • happyjack July 7, 2017

    He won't be able to do this after this procedure to add a few stitches, but his boyfriend will be happier.

    +5 -2
    • GrimmWilder July 7, 2017

      @happyjack ...Well GOOD!

      As long as you're Happier is the main thing,.,.,.,.

      +6 -2
      • happyjack July 8, 2017

        @GrimmWilder I have to be happy it's in the name.

        +0 -1
  • strokerace July 7, 2017

    I bet that shit feels good

    +3 -1
  • sokonomi July 7, 2017

    What did they feed this fucking thing.

    +3 -1
  • berget July 7, 2017

    i enjoyed this

    +3 -1
  • mrthorwald July 7, 2017

    What is he in for? Anal reconstruction surgery?

    +2 -1
  • airsporter July 7, 2017

    Spoken like a man with much cheese in the Bank.

    +2 -1
  • twofords July 7, 2017

    Vigorous anal sex forces a lot of air in there.

    +2 -1
    • sarge07 July 7, 2017

      @twofords Manqueef??

      +1 -2
  • nybadguy July 7, 2017

    I smell bull shit.

    +3 -1
    • sarge07 July 7, 2017

      @nybadguy I think it's fake as well.

      +3 -2
      • nybadguy July 7, 2017

        @sarge07 If it was real how and why would you stay in there and film it. I mean. Wouldn't it smell like a baby's shitty diaper in there.

        +2 -1
      • ketamine<3 July 7, 2017

        @sarge07 yeah my first thought too

        +2 -1
  • sarge07 July 7, 2017

    I call bullshit

    +3 -2
  • GrimmWilder July 7, 2017

    Passing gas after surgery, commonly known as flatulence, is an important sign of recovery after your procedure. ...

    +3 -2
    • sarge07 July 7, 2017

      @GrimmWilder it is indeed, however I think this is fake

      +2 -2
    • nybadguy July 7, 2017

      @GrimmWilder thanks for the info. I didn't know that broski. Carry on my good man.

      +2 -1
  • justjelly July 7, 2017

    Gezzuz H Christ! I have broken ribz and i just had to click on this ... I hope ya'll know how freekin painful it is to laugh with broken ribz!

    +3 -1
    • ketamine<3 July 7, 2017

      @justjelly I broke two ribs, one on each side in the same night falling while drunk as hell! That shit hurts to breathe let alone laugh! Sorry man hope you heal quickly.

      +3 -1
    • thebutcher18 July 8, 2017

      @justjelly jep. Worst pain ever had!

      +1 -1
  • therath July 7, 2017

    Good Times!

    +2 -1
  • cptmiles July 7, 2017

    This is not a good video to watch with the sound off.

    +2 -1
  • sleeko July 7, 2017

    A collonoscopy, will do that to ya.

    +2 -1
    • alwaysaproblem July 7, 2017

      @sleeko Releasing all of the air in the colon after a colonoscopy. No odor because the entire colon has been cleaned out. Very normal. Now, about that snoring, that's not normal! +

      +2 -2
  • felterupgood July 7, 2017

    That happened to a lot of people who woke up to learn they had accidentally voted for Hillary

    +2 -1
  • alwaysaproblem July 7, 2017

    GESUNDHEIT!

    +2 -2
  • whobe July 7, 2017

    I remember fucking this fat chick when I was a kid and she would give this guy a run for the money with her pussy farts. Kinda like fucking a tuba.

    +2 -1
  • truckingman July 7, 2017

    I am wondering about the amount of air did the doctors pump in this patients colon. When I had my colonoscopy, I had to fart one time, and it did not sound like this patient's farts.

    +2 -1
  • mclovin510 July 7, 2017

    Try new Colon Blow...now gluten free!

    +1 -1
  • thebutcher18 July 8, 2017

    Sounds like Mr. Trump speaking to bis supporters

    +1 -1
  • rouge_et_blanc July 8, 2017

    reminds me of that famous race horse "Hoof Hearted"

    +1 -1
  • the suspect July 9, 2017

    The only time when its ok to shart yourself

    +1 -1
  • emoclown July 10, 2017

    Its sounds like the trumpet play, of my little sister. Shitty.

    +0 -0
  • lowfro July 13, 2017

    Someone call the gas company he has a leak

    +0 -0
  • sinner1ner July 15, 2017

    something tells me hes not really snoring

    +0 -0
  • therockbalancer August 11, 2017

    fake and gay

    +0 -0
 
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