FREE TIP: NEVER GET SHIT-FACED DRUNK BEFORE A PORN SHOOT

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  • hatchetface July 13, 2017

    And where's the problem?

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    • the suspect July 13, 2017

      @hatchetface they werent fucking

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  • underpants July 13, 2017

    The perfect date.

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  • b-train July 13, 2017

    The polite thing to do is hold her hair back while she vomits, which in the case can double as pulling it and riding common Lucy.

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  • serpentinewise July 13, 2017

    Alcohol is the BEST vaginal lubricant… It works on that turd cutter too!

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    • mordecai July 13, 2017

      @serpentinewise cocaine works better and you won't end up in jail.

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  • maddog123 July 13, 2017

    Hell with that I like my fish to squirm!!!!!

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  • vikingshill July 13, 2017

    I show up drunk to work everyday, I see no problem here

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    • bigsmokey86 July 13, 2017

      @vikingshill so how do you manage through the day?

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      • vikingshill July 13, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 we have a new burger flipping machine so I really don't have much to do anymore. I burn myself on the Fry-O-Lator from time to time, but it's all good

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        • bigsmokey86 July 13, 2017

          @vikingshill lol just make sure I get a discount when I come in.

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  • failure101 July 13, 2017

    Drunk + hardwood floor is a bad combo.

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    • sarge07 July 13, 2017

      @failure101 drunk + any floor is a bad combination, LOL

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  • sexmaster July 13, 2017

    Alcoholic pussy is the best until they tear up your shit.

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  • maxm60 July 13, 2017

    looks like the start of an all anal gangbang. just call up the crew and have 'em come over.

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  • sharkkiller1 July 13, 2017

    Annnnnnd they both ended up pregnant

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  • ouch July 13, 2017

    Anyone wanna go halves in a rape charge?

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    • sarge07 July 13, 2017

      @ouch not cool dude

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      • GrimmWilder July 14, 2017

        @sarge07

        Even less cool is to fuck women that are barely conscious and without their faculties,..thus unable to give consent.......

        We call that RAPE where i'm from...

        Ouch is right Sarge,..,.,.,

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        • ouch July 14, 2017

          @GrimmWilder You is smart lol

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        • sarge07 July 16, 2017

          @GrimmWilder guess I read the comment wrong

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  • arson July 13, 2017

    This is how i prefer my cum dumpster!!

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  • arson July 13, 2017

    Just keep them whores away from the tv

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  • james511969 July 13, 2017

    How else would you get a girl to do anial?

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    • felterupgood July 13, 2017

      @james511969

      anal

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      • james511969 July 14, 2017

        @felterupgood no thanks! +

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      • GrimmWilder July 14, 2017

        @felterupgood , Partake once a year would be Annually'Anal!!!!

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        • felterupgood July 14, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          Or gay.... depending on the end you are on.

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  • airsporter July 13, 2017

    Silly bitch flat-packed the flat sceen...

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  • fockenperv July 13, 2017

    they were drinking Yes juice

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  • wombatbytes July 13, 2017

    You'll need to arse fuck them quickly before the hangover diarrhea starts.

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    • peaks July 13, 2017

      @wombatbytes

      Yeah, but, I find that the diarrhea makes for easier entry.

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      • felterupgood July 13, 2017

        @peaks

        I guess someone had to say that

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        • GrimmWilder July 14, 2017

          @felterupgood , NO...they Didn't!

          That's just............Ewwww Dude!

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          • felterupgood July 14, 2017

            @GrimmWilder

            Butt it happens if you dig deep enough

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  • fatlarry July 13, 2017

    ready for love oh baby I'm a ready for love

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  • vivalamigra July 13, 2017

    They have to drink to drown out the little voice in their head saying not to ne worthless little whores.

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  • p00n_jabb July 13, 2017

    The thicker one has a nice ass especially bent over to the side.

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  • jackpot July 13, 2017

    I LOVE drunk sluts!!!

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  • peaks July 13, 2017

    Just fuck them on the floor. I don't understand the hold up.

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    • felterupgood July 13, 2017

      @peaks

      Hardwood floors without knee pads? What are you an amateur?

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      • peaks July 13, 2017

        @felterupgood

        You may like wearing knee pads around your friends, however I'd be more focused on balling the broads.

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        • felterupgood July 13, 2017

          @peaks

          Ha ha ... I get that... you think that knee pads might cause a pain in the ass.

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        • felterupgood July 13, 2017

          @peaks

          A 2 minute man doesn't need knee pads like me banging ALL night long.

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          • peaks July 14, 2017

            @felterupgood

            Keep trying.

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  • sarge07 July 13, 2017

    Sure they're not stoned?

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    • felterupgood July 13, 2017

      @sarge07

      Maybe they dabbed but straight weed doesn't do that much damage.... unless they ate a LOT.

      +1 -1
  • drewstl July 13, 2017

    WAS, to get them HIGH

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  • moneyman96 July 13, 2017

    I luuuuuuvvv white bitches!!

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  • carlspackler July 13, 2017

    Is this consent?

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    • felterupgood July 13, 2017

      @carlspackler

      If watching drunk women in underwear is illegal we all would be in trouble.

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    • GrimmWilder July 14, 2017

      @carlspackler , not when they're 'that' far gone.....

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  • dozer67 July 13, 2017

    I'm stit faced also because they look like twins, also I don't think this has anything to do with porn and the header is once again full of shit!!

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  • eldoggy July 13, 2017

    All I See is a couple of Easy Targets

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  • truckingman July 13, 2017

    Did these ladies stay at the local bar the night before, film the scene they where supposed proform, drinking one hundred eighty proof vadka and, locally made, two hundred proof moonshine?

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    • sarge07 July 13, 2017

      @truckingman nuthin wrong with good shine

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      • truckingman July 13, 2017

        Sarge07 good shine has many uses like making Rocket Fuel... I was wondering if you could view the movie 'October Skies.'

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        • felterupgood July 16, 2017

          @truckingman

          This is my favorite comment I have made here.

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        • sarge07 July 16, 2017

          @truckingman great movie, but I have some great shine, and it won't make ya blind, too much makes ya blind stupid, LOL

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    • felterupgood July 13, 2017

      @truckingman

      Actually they looked like they may have just left your truck Trucking man

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  • davidfaded July 13, 2017

    Lmfao an porn stars can't keep it together anymore.

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  • deadpen July 13, 2017

    If that wasn't an IKEA stand it would have held her skinny ass.

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  • blowback51 July 14, 2017

    1 less dicking for dem bitches

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  • kick2thenuts July 14, 2017

    Bill Cosby must be nearby........

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  • joat_amos July 14, 2017

    Where's Jamie Foxx?

    +1 -0
  • sinner1ner July 14, 2017

    the ass tastes like grey goose

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  • briskman11 July 15, 2017

    Looks like my bread and butter!!

    +1 -0
 
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