I believe??? The shits for 100$
More like 99 cents for a half dozen
Now that is a blown out asshole if I've ever seen one... Made me want some KFC
SHIT, that motherfucker is water tight compared to some of the rosebuds seen here,..,.,
He's going to be shocked when he sees bowling pins coming out of an asshole.
I hope they are free range
Should have a pressure rating. Damn thing blows up and you will be the first dick to reach orbit.
I need to send some seeds to meet those eggs.
That's great, But who's gunna be 'Cool Hand Luke' and eat them nasty bastards?
@GrimmWilder...taking my shirt off boss!
"Smile like a baby and bite like a gator"
On this weeks episode of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom we that the endangered "Whorey Sea Turtle " laying her eggs in her natural surroundings.
This is pretty EGGcellent
This is EGGactly what I wanted to see tonight
That bitch needs a colonoscopy . Stat
I like to put things up in bitch ass, not watch things cum out
Great Easter Commercial
I withdrew from the egg. wt fuck?
mom? these eggs taste funny
Bullshit! how is it that those eggs didn't brake?
Now roll out the Turkey Bacon and piss out the orange juice! I got a meeting at 9am!
@luvthick + But help me out. Why do people pay extra for Non meat alternatives 'Turkey bacon' your eg :
Quorn whatever that is : Sausages/ Ham/ Beefburgers / Chicken Breast /Furburgers etc is all machine moulded into something they vociferously symbolise as above moral cruelty.. Yet they only buy it in its replicated form/shape.
That's quite a nice oxymoron you laid out there. Personally, I do not knock anyone who chooses the meatless alternative, and they really shouldn't be hounding others either, after all, we owe a lot of our development as a species to the consumption of protein. As for turkey bacon, I just find it to be healthier and not as heavy on the body.
Her inspiration at the 30 second mark.
Is this a really sexy sea turtle?
Now all she has to do is paint them and she would be a real hit at Easter time.
WTF kind of salad just uses eggs salt and celery?
@airsporter right? She needs to make an egg salad sandwich!
I heard they were Eggcellent!
The eggs taste like shit *gulp
cluck cluck chick's laying hardboiled eggs
I hit it
There hard boiled already. Now that's tallent
Wait! Them eggs had shells before she shoved em up there.
I feel cheated now.
Looks like a sea turtle laying its eggs
Check out the link I shared, her inspiration is at the 30 second mark.
@luvthick yep that's one way to prolapse a vjj
Martha Stewart innovating cooking shows.
This is where you get your eggs from walmart
Can you just cook breakfast wit out playin around
The chicken's evolutionary predecessor laid the egg that pawned the chicken.
I guess tome before the egg did chicken
lets try again..... I guess the egg did come before the chicken
Meh.. once you have seen one gaping asshole laying eggs you've seen them all..
I said I wanted scrambled eggs you dumb cunt.
no egg sammich for me bitch!
ass is loose if none of them fuckers cracked in there
She should go on: America's Got Talent!
That's ur ass bitch! Eggs belong in the fridge ya stupid ho!
already seasonned with brown sugaar...yummyyyyy!!!
I don't think she is fertile anymore, fuck the damn things are hard boiled.
Tossed egg salad
Yeah she probably had her salad tossed a few times by considerate guys.
Looked like a fucking aardvark!!!!