AGE OLD QUESTION: WHAT CAME FIRST, YOU OR THE EGG?

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  • maddog123 July 14, 2017

    I believe??? The shits for 100$

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    • felterupgood July 14, 2017

      @maddog123

      More like 99 cents for a half dozen

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  • hatchetface July 14, 2017

    Now that is a blown out asshole if I've ever seen one... Made me want some KFC

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    • GrimmWilder July 15, 2017

      @hatchetface

      SHIT, that motherfucker is water tight compared to some of the rosebuds seen here,..,.,

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      • felterupgood July 16, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        He's going to be shocked when he sees bowling pins coming out of an asshole.

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  • sniperfox July 14, 2017

    I hope they are free range

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  • whobe July 14, 2017

    Should have a pressure rating. Damn thing blows up and you will be the first dick to reach orbit.

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  • sexmaster July 14, 2017

    I need to send some seeds to meet those eggs.

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  • GrimmWilder July 14, 2017

    That's great, But who's gunna be 'Cool Hand Luke' and eat them nasty bastards?

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    • freddykrueger July 15, 2017

      @GrimmWilder...taking my shirt off boss!

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      • GrimmWilder July 15, 2017

        @freddykrueger

        "Smile like a baby and bite like a gator"

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  • sarge07 July 14, 2017

    On this weeks episode of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom we that the endangered "Whorey Sea Turtle " laying her eggs in her natural surroundings.

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  • noboongoon July 14, 2017

    This is pretty EGGcellent

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  • noboongoon July 14, 2017

    This is EGGactly what I wanted to see tonight

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  • arson July 14, 2017

    That bitch needs a colonoscopy . Stat

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  • arson July 14, 2017

    I like to put things up in bitch ass, not watch things cum out

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  • eldoggy July 14, 2017

    Great Easter Commercial

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    • sarge07 July 14, 2017

      @eldoggy Cadbury?

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  • sallamaz July 14, 2017

    I withdrew from the egg. wt fuck?

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  • fockenperv July 14, 2017

    mom? these eggs taste funny

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  • rolandomota July 14, 2017

    Bullshit! how is it that those eggs didn't brake?

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  • luvthick July 14, 2017

    Now roll out the Turkey Bacon and piss out the orange juice! I got a meeting at 9am!

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    • airsporter July 14, 2017

      @luvthick + But help me out. Why do people pay extra for Non meat alternatives 'Turkey bacon' your eg :

      Quorn whatever that is : Sausages/ Ham/ Beefburgers / Chicken Breast /Furburgers etc is all machine moulded into something they vociferously symbolise as above moral cruelty.. Yet they only buy it in its replicated form/shape.

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      • luvthick July 14, 2017

        @airsporter

        That's quite a nice oxymoron you laid out there. Personally, I do not knock anyone who chooses the meatless alternative, and they really shouldn't be hounding others either, after all, we owe a lot of our development as a species to the consumption of protein. As for turkey bacon, I just find it to be healthier and not as heavy on the body.

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  • luvthick July 14, 2017

    Her inspiration at the 30 second mark.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gto6M1hjQRo

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  • mrthorwald July 14, 2017

    Is this a really sexy sea turtle?

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  • 13timberwolf13 July 14, 2017

    Now all she has to do is paint them and she would be a real hit at Easter time.

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  • airsporter July 14, 2017

    WTF kind of salad just uses eggs salt and celery?

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    • james511969 July 14, 2017

      @airsporter right? She needs to make an egg salad sandwich!

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  • happyendings July 14, 2017

    The eggs taste like shit *gulp

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  • rouge_et_blanc July 14, 2017

    cluck cluck chick's laying hardboiled eggs

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  • eyeh8dumbasses July 14, 2017

    I hit it

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  • nybadguy July 14, 2017

    There hard boiled already. Now that's tallent

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  • noprob July 14, 2017

    Wait! Them eggs had shells before she shoved em up there.

    I feel cheated now.

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  • kingbigballs July 14, 2017

    Looks like a sea turtle laying its eggs

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    • luvthick July 14, 2017

      @kingbigballs

      Check out the link I shared, her inspiration is at the 30 second mark.

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      • kingbigballs July 14, 2017

        @luvthick yep that's one way to prolapse a vjj

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  • fatlarry July 14, 2017

    culinary arts?

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  • bleedsvodka July 14, 2017

    Martha Stewart innovating cooking shows.

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  • the suspect July 14, 2017

    This is where you get your eggs from walmart

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  • fatman88 July 14, 2017

    Can you just cook breakfast wit out playin around

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  • truckingman July 14, 2017

    The chicken's evolutionary predecessor laid the egg that pawned the chicken.

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  • fatlarry July 14, 2017

    I guess tome before the egg did chicken

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  • fatlarry July 14, 2017

    lets try again..... I guess the egg did come before the chicken

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  • p00n_jabb July 14, 2017

    Meh.. once you have seen one gaping asshole laying eggs you've seen them all..

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  • joat_amos July 14, 2017

    I said I wanted scrambled eggs you dumb cunt.

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  • mordecai July 14, 2017

    no egg sammich for me bitch!

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  • sinner1ner July 14, 2017

    ass is loose if none of them fuckers cracked in there

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  • whitegoat July 14, 2017

    She should go on: America's Got Talent!

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  • enemabandit July 14, 2017

    That's ur ass bitch! Eggs belong in the fridge ya stupid ho!

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  • lowfro July 15, 2017

    The rooster

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  • isma July 15, 2017

    already seasonned with brown sugaar...yummyyyyy!!!

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  • deadpen July 15, 2017

    I don't think she is fertile anymore, fuck the damn things are hard boiled.

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  • picklehiesner July 15, 2017

    Tossed egg salad

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    • felterupgood July 16, 2017

      @picklehiesner

      Yeah she probably had her salad tossed a few times by considerate guys.

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  • briskman11 July 15, 2017

    Looked like a fucking aardvark!!!!

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