That's some fucking dedication
@kingbigballs you mean 'deadication' haha. He must have ordered that knife from the same store those Isis fucks use.
Somebody plz?? Donate a pint of blood to this dumb ass so we can watch him bleed!!!
@maddog123 I thought there would be more blood to
It was nothing to lose his head over
It takes a lot of nerve to do such a thing. It also takes a sharp knife.
@sexmaster I would have gone with a sawsall
Fuck that. Go outside and wave the knife. The cops will take care of your problem.
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+Second time is a charm alwayz !
Relax... it's just a government experiment when they tested Obamacare
A knife sharpener would blow their minds
Really someone really needs to check on him he may have cotton a serious blister!!
What was he using? A butterknife?
Isis was too busy that day, so they asked him politely to execute himself
George Romero delights mourners at Funeral.
Umm. Sharper knife next time. Wtf was he using a hacksaw blade
I wonder if he knew where the jugular vein is. He probly started choking and put the knife down but his lungs weren't filling up fast enough. Hmm
I've seen spoons sharper than that nail file he was using
Someone should give him the phone number to ISIS.
That's a weird way to play the harmonica
the only way to commit suicide and not look like a massive pussy that or going out in the woods naked to fight a bear.
That'll show em
Mike, I am wondering the location of this event. Did the victim's, attempted, suicide take place in the police station?
i gonna go ahead and call this one gay
There, its bleeding...now we wait....a bit longer...DAMMIT, IT HEALED OVER AGAIN...
he self identifies as an EMO cutter
I was thinking about a iron hack saw sound effect, to put under this video.
I'm glad I didn't pay to see that... I would want my money back. If he was serious he could have committed hari kari
Use a sharper blade you pile of monkey nuts.