SAD: POOR GUY NEVER SAW DEATH COMING

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  • fockenperv July 22, 2017

    Black Lives Matter protest gone horribly wrong

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    • drewstl July 22, 2017

      @fockenperv How U know, He Black?

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      • GrimmWilder July 22, 2017

        @drewstl

        Cuz of him's Big Black Head!!

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        • boobles July 22, 2017

          @GrimmWilder I laughed and laughed and laughed at this comment!!!!

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          • GrimmWilder July 22, 2017

            @boobles

            And YOU are sweet-n-smart and put a smile on all our faces...

            cuz you super sexy with curves in all the right places.,.,,.,.

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            • happyjack July 22, 2017

              @GrimmWilder look at the ladies man in action.

              Kids take notes, bring lines like this with you out on the prowl and you too can go home and masturbate to internet porn.

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              • GrimmWilder July 22, 2017

                @happyjack .Thanx. MadJack.....

                But i'm still not giving you a white privilege card.,.,.,,.

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                • happyjack July 23, 2017

                  @GrimmWilder I'm supposed to be mad, but look the few comments directly below me. Do those sound like happy people?

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                  • GrimmWilder July 23, 2017

                    @happyjack ,OK i get it....YOU ARE HAPPY!!

                    I only called you that because i think it sounds cool.......And also....believe it or not ....one of my ancestors was a noncom solider that rode with "Kirk's Raiders" in the Union army ,..they were sort of mounted bushwhackers for the North......they called him "MadJack Wilder"

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        • jerkinjeb July 22, 2017

          @GrimmWilder, there's only one thing better than a breathing nigger... (Drums) A dead one!

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          • noboongoon July 22, 2017

            @jerkinjeb everything is better than a breathing nigger. A dead nigger is the only nigger you can trust.

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          • @jerkinjeb I thought you were going to say one who has his cock up your ass.

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    • stevenkk July 22, 2017

      @fockenperv he's going to use that as an excuse to call in sick tomorrow

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      • acairman July 22, 2017

        @stevenkk Like he has a job, dude was looking to steal something . Grape drink aint cheap.

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    • bdbrad1 September 3, 2017

      @fockenperv - He was going to die later in a shoot out with the 5-0 for stealing that couch anyway.

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    • ubermensch October 30, 2017

      @fockenperv *GONE SEXUAL*

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  • sexmaster July 22, 2017

    Cut in half by a lift gate is a new way to die.

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  • sinner1ner July 22, 2017

    both vehicles will need repair

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    • bdbrad1 September 3, 2017

      @sinner1ner - I wonder if the truck is okay.

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  • hatchetface July 22, 2017

    He only qualifies for half a day off for that now

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  • noboongoon July 22, 2017

    Leroy didn't see death, but death could smell Leroy from a mile away

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  • captinhook76 July 22, 2017

    half off moving sale...

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  • maddog123 July 22, 2017

    UNCLAIMED FREIGHT NOW!!!

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  • the suspect July 22, 2017

    Cant be a drunk driver look how straight hes driving

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  • maddog123 July 22, 2017

    Work like a nigger day in and day out after a while I guess you just get attached to your job!!!

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  • crossie666 July 22, 2017

    Who the fuck was that and why??

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    • jerkinjeb July 22, 2017

      @crossie666, Trump and his new lawyers.

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  • vampyre July 22, 2017

    holieee fucking shieeet...

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  • fiddledeedee July 22, 2017

    Rather flawed push-starting technique, but by jove, that moving truck is running again.

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  • read me July 22, 2017

    I GUESS IT'S ONE MAN AND A TRUCK NOW!

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    • acairman July 22, 2017

      @read me Sad day for happyjack, lamonte is half the nigger he used to be.

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  • read me July 22, 2017

    HE TRIED TO MOVE OUT ON HIS CRAZY OLD LADY WHILE SHE WÄS AT WORK, SHE GOT WORD AND WALA

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  • mordecai July 22, 2017

    I feel 3/5 sorry for this guy

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    • noboongoon July 23, 2017

      @mordecai He only half cares

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  • mrthorwald July 22, 2017

    But is the couch ok?

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  • freddykrueger July 22, 2017

    ...stay vigilant shitters! ...in zombieland you're either quick or you're dead!

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    • bigsmokey86 July 22, 2017

      @freddykrueger one word "CARDIO"!!!

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      • freddykrueger July 22, 2017

        @bigsmokey86

        Cardio

        The Double Tap

        Beware of Bathrooms

        Wear Seat Belts

        No Attachments

        The “Skillet”

        Travel Light

        Get a Kick Ass Partner

        With your Bare Hands

        Don’t Swing Low

        Use Your Foot

        Bounty Paper Towels

        Shake it Off

        Always carry a change of underwear

        Bowling Ball

        Opportunity Knocks

        Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)

        Limber Up

        Break it Up

        It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint

        Avoid Strip Clubs

        When in doubt Know your way out

        Ziploc

        Use your thumbs

        Shoot First

        A little sun screen never hurt anybody

        Incoming!

        Double-Knot your Shoes

        The Buddy System

        Pack your stain stick

        Check the back seat

        Enjoy the little things

        Swiss army Knife

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        • bigsmokey86 July 22, 2017

          @freddykrueger what should be added is "never trust strangers" also.

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        • GrimmWilder July 23, 2017

          @freddykrueger ...Kewl!

          One of my favorite zombie movies!

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  • stenchfart July 22, 2017

    looks like they never sent the brakes on the moving truck

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  • airsporter July 22, 2017

    They should lock the SUV driver up and throw away the key.

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  • cazaly July 22, 2017

    I'd say he had half a chance of making it.

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  • vivalamigra July 22, 2017

    Black Liftgate Manslaughter

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  • whobe July 22, 2017

    Blame it on Trump he created all these new jobs.

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    • @whobe lol, Trump is only creating new jobs for lawyers to represent him and his corrupt family. Oh yeah, he's also creating new jobs for Carrier in Mexico.

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  • nybadguy July 22, 2017

    Great. Furniture delivery gonna be late.

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  • felterupgood July 22, 2017

    That is very scary to me... I spent years supporting my family by running a moving company and hours and hours behind a lift gate exactly like this guy was doing.

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  • big_daddy305 July 22, 2017

    Apparently no one saw anything.. driver was blind as fuck too.

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  • slopeass4 July 22, 2017

    Walk It off

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  • noprob July 22, 2017

    Thats gonna leave a mark.

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  • blowback51 July 22, 2017

    Thats one way to get people to stop at your shitty antique store.

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  • acairman July 22, 2017

    Bald nigger is pissed because his asshole got plowed by another man.

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  • whatdoyoumean July 22, 2017

    It's fake, you can clearly see it's a manikin

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  • stickman1 July 22, 2017

    Well... that's one less nigger to worry about stealing our women and corn bread.

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  • allcaps July 22, 2017

    im glad he was black...bless his heart

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  • b-train July 23, 2017

    But did they give him a severance?

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  • sunfishsam2001 July 23, 2017

    think the one guy is wondering how he's gonna get the truck unloaded now!?

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  • newwaves July 23, 2017

    Car insurance commercials are getting risky

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  • tweakin4daze July 23, 2017

    Now thats a real half wit.

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  • dozer67 July 25, 2017

    Poor poor man nothing funny here.

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  • frank n. stein September 20, 2017

    WTF?!!! Are they BLIND or just fucking STUPID??!!!

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