BLOWJOBS: EXPECTATION VS. REALITY

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  • woodchipper30 July 25, 2017

    SO TRUE

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    • freddykrueger July 25, 2017

      @woodchipper30 ...I've had the pleasure of knowing some pretty good sword swallowers!...you guys know ketamine<3?

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      • ketamine<3 July 25, 2017

        @freddykrueger aww man why??! lol It was an accident, I was that guy in the video of the dick accedently popping into his mouth.. not my fault!

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      • sarge07 July 25, 2017

        @freddykrueger aaawwww dude, cold, funny but cold. Sorry Ketamine

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        • ketamine<3 July 25, 2017

          @sarge07 it's all in good fun, I give it I can take it :)

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    • sociojoe July 30, 2017

      @woodchipper30 so sad if it is

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  • sniperfox July 25, 2017

    Give the boring bitch a dick slap to the face

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  • hatchetface July 25, 2017

    Bet the second one likes it in the ass

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  • kscott357 July 25, 2017

    YEP!!!

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  • joat_amos July 25, 2017

    #2 was high as a kite

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    • felterupgood July 25, 2017

      @joat_amos

      That's what I thought too. She obviously wasn't high on semen.

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  • whobe July 25, 2017

    Stick it in her eye!

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  • the suspect July 25, 2017

    The guys dick is just as bored as her giving him a shitty blowjob

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  • GrimmWilder July 25, 2017

    I like #1 better......i'll take her out for cookies and lemonade,..,,.,.

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    • felterupgood July 25, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      #1 was making these movies in the 80's ....she is probably 80 years old now. ....but I'll bet she can still give a good gummy hummer job.

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      • GrimmWilder July 26, 2017

        @felterupgood ..Hmmmm Really?

        Oh Well, bring her on.,..!!

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        • felterupgood July 26, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          Heather Brooke is an amateur adult film actress who has a net worth of $2 million. She is 38 years old and divorced. She made her movies with her husband Jim Harmon.

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          • GrimmWilder July 27, 2017

            @felterupgood......well-well-well

            She's rich......jimmy boy is out of the picture....and she can draw a good one..

            Plus-plus-plus!!

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            • felterupgood July 28, 2017

              @GrimmWilder

              ...AND (not that I have to worry about this) she can easily deep throat a 10 inch cock.

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  • failure101 July 25, 2017

    #2 looked like she was posing for her mugshot.

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  • big_daddy305 July 25, 2017

    The misery on her face made my dick hard. The realization that she's just a cum dumpster is clearly written on her face and it's beautiful.

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  • 72jayd July 25, 2017

    Piss on her. Wake her ass up.

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  • fiddledeedee July 25, 2017

    The second girl loathes every second of this. If you tried to give her a facial, the cum would probably stop in mid-air and fly away from her face in fear.

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  • nybadguy July 25, 2017

    Hows that bish feel in your eye honey?

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  • arson July 25, 2017

    The first chick is Heather!!! Been beating off to her since 15 years ago.

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  • zykario July 25, 2017

    Both are reality but the first is when he is your girlfriend and the second when he is your wife

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    • wombatbytes July 25, 2017

      @zykario : Wow - some massive Freudian slip there my friend.

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      • felterupgood July 25, 2017

        @wombatbytes

        Probably not English as his first language and hasn't gotten the he/she thing figured out yet.

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        • picklehiesner July 25, 2017

          @felterupgood or he's gay as fuck

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          • felterupgood July 25, 2017

            @picklehiesner

            Many possibilities... maybe he/she will come back and set the record straight

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  • chezeray July 25, 2017

    I feel sorry for who ever's reality that is. smh

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  • redrocker July 25, 2017

    tell the second bitch its either this end or the back end that oughta perk her enthusiasm right up.

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  • sirfartsalot July 25, 2017

    The Ole Xanaz blow job.

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  • stenchfart July 25, 2017

    Before marriage..after marriage

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  • wolverinemac5 July 25, 2017

    You are looking at the difference between a $50 blowie and a $10 blowie...it's worth the extra money. :)

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  • dozer67 July 25, 2017

    First one not his wife ...Second one his wife of 5 years, maybe less she did put it in her mouth sort of ..

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  • dog66 July 25, 2017

    buzzkill x 10

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  • The reluctant, unenthusiastic blow job is pretty hot.

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  • crazyshort2017 July 26, 2017

    #1 is only 36 yrs old, all of her movies were with her husband

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  • sinner1ner July 26, 2017

    2nd one is the type of bitch you piss on for being a dumb bitch

    the first one is the type you piss on for being a great bitch

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  • honkie365 July 26, 2017

    Stuff it in her ass first. It will keep her lips from sliding.

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  • rekkapdum July 26, 2017

    Ha Ha Ha That is so true, First one my wife on a good day second....not so much....LOl

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  • stinkyuser August 1, 2017

    Heather brookes was so good givin blowjobs...

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