"THE TUMMY TICKLER"

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  • kingbigballs July 30, 2017

    She will be seeing you around the corner when you cum

    When he cums it's called a hook shot

    Broke back Cock mountain

    That's all I got

    +6 -4
  • sexmaster July 30, 2017

    That's a severe case of peyronies disease. Fucked by a grappling hook.

    +4 -0
  • maddog123 July 30, 2017

    He be cumming around the mountain when she cums!

    I don't know that song just poped in my head???

    +3 -1
  • the suspect July 30, 2017

    His balls didnt drop but his dick sure did

    +2 -1
  • GrimmWilder July 30, 2017

    Boring..

    Now if one of them was a midget!

    +4 -3
    • mancock July 30, 2017

      @GrimmWilder didn't he have a midget cock?

      +1 -2
    • wombatbytes July 30, 2017

      @GrimmWilder : Do Shetland ponies count as midgets?

      +3 -1
      • GrimmWilder July 31, 2017

        @wombatbytes

        Make a good substitute if not!!

        +1 -1
  • maddog123 July 30, 2017

    Derp dick

    +1 -3
    • allcaps July 30, 2017

      @maddog123 Mr. Ouch says Derp....you are not qualifide to say the blessed word my friend

      +2 -4
    • allcaps July 30, 2017

      @maddog123 or have it in you to back it up

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      • maddog123 July 30, 2017

        @allcaps OK from now on its dick derp

        +4 -1
        • allcaps July 30, 2017

          @maddog123 not evan dick buddy...Mr Ouch says that word...nobody else..take it out of your vocabulary

          +1 -1
          • harly9 August 13, 2017

            @allcaps Try spellcheck if you want to diss someone for their comments!

            +0 -1
      • Cory H. July 30, 2017

        @allcaps,

        I bet you backed up and have it in you though.

        +4 -1
        • allcaps July 30, 2017

          @Cory H. im glad you think of me like that...tells me alot about you

          +2 -2
        • allcaps July 30, 2017

          @Cory H. im in your mind...thats what counts

          +3 -2
        • allcaps July 30, 2017

          @Cory H. look in my eye

          +1 -1
    • ouch July 31, 2017

      @maddog123 LMMFAO

      +1 -0
  • deadpen July 30, 2017

    Granny keeping that body tight.

    +5 -0
  • cazaly July 30, 2017

    That's called the lockpick, or is it cockpick manoeuvre.

    +2 -1
  • deadpen July 30, 2017

    Is it me or do they both have the same Eyebrows, eyes, and nose?

    +1 -2
  • fukinyourmom July 30, 2017

    There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming, he went.

    +6 -1
  • maxm60 July 30, 2017

    Depressed candy cane huh? I'd jam it in her ass and say Merry fuckin Christmas bitch!

    +6 -1
  • stenchfart July 30, 2017

    he fell off a swing as a kid

    +2 -1
  • rouge_et_blanc July 30, 2017

    There was a young guy from Kent

    Whose cock was very long and bent

    To save himself trouble

    He bent himself double

    and instead of cumming he went.

    +3 -2
  • fiddledeedee July 30, 2017

    I read about this guy. He got his dick stuck in his wife's throat for three years. When it was finally removed, it was bent like her throat, and then suitable to use as a hockey stick.

    +2 -0
  • hatchetface July 30, 2017

    I'd fuck that grandma

    +3 -0
  • twofords July 30, 2017

    It should be mandatory to name any female pornstar here if you post a video.

    +3 -0
    • ketamine<3 July 30, 2017

      @twofords I second that

      +2 -0
  • nybadguy July 30, 2017

    That boy's deformed

    +2 -0
  • pdx2002 July 30, 2017

    Shit is at least pointed in the right direction to fill her mouth up.

    +2 -0
  • luvthick July 30, 2017

    Down Periscope!

    +4 -0
  • felterupgood July 30, 2017

    This is a tough call... I can't tell if he is right or left handed

    +2 -0
  • sarge07 July 30, 2017

    Looks like mine, and yes, the ladies you love it from behind.

    +2 -0
  • picklehiesner July 30, 2017

    Caught a slut fish on that hook

    +5 -0
  • truckingman July 30, 2017

    ???????????

    +2 -0
  • p00n_jabb July 30, 2017

    At least the russian whore provided hilarious commentary...

    +3 -0
  • b-train July 30, 2017

    Maybe it felt like you were being fucked by a grappling hook, but it didn't look like you were being fucked by one. Now that would have been a Russian porn event, sponsored in part by KGB studios.

    +2 -0
  • cazaly July 31, 2017

    Cheaper than a coat hanger.

    +3 -0
  • sinner1ner July 31, 2017

    he went fishing for booty guts

    +2 -0
  • banapfel July 31, 2017

    As a German I can say that these subtitles arent accurate!!!

    +3 -0
  • milkaway July 31, 2017

    The translation is totally wrong!

    She: I don't think this can fuck

    He: I'll prove you wrong

    She: It's extremely bend, isn't it?

    She doesn't say something special

    Germans try to talk sexy sound like cows getting slaughtered.

    +2 -0
  • airsporter July 31, 2017

    You could ventilate a WW [II] U-boat with that schnorkel.

    +3 -0
  • cuntwitheyes July 31, 2017

    When you use your mom's vacuum as a cock pump make sure to commit to it....for example if someone sees you, dont give a fuck or the pressure of the vacuum will suck the cords of your balls putting your balls in the middle of your dick.

    I learned that the hard way, posting this from hospital bed.

    p.s. thank god much know bout this site so it wasn't blocked

    +1 -0
  • machinedeth August 1, 2017

    fags

    +0 -2
  • bitchface August 1, 2017

    Broken chorizo..imagine that in your ass

    +1 -0
  • kiwi cunt August 2, 2017

    On the brighter side, he's got zero chance of ever cumming on his own face.

    +2 -0
  • frank n. stein August 10, 2017

    I didn't know Nikki Glaser was German!

    He's not bad.....big dick.....I'd do him!

    +1 -0
  • frank n. stein August 10, 2017

    https://68.media.tumblr.com/5462bb76a941b33e2647e3f97353086f/tumblr_okola5u0so1w37z4eo1_500.jpg

    +0 -0
 
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