She will be seeing you around the corner when you cum
When he cums it's called a hook shot
Broke back Cock mountain
That's all I got
That's a severe case of peyronies disease. Fucked by a grappling hook.
He be cumming around the mountain when she cums!
I don't know that song just poped in my head???
His balls didnt drop but his dick sure did
Now if one of them was a midget!
@GrimmWilder didn't he have a midget cock?
@GrimmWilder : Do Shetland ponies count as midgets?
Make a good substitute if not!!
@maddog123 Mr. Ouch says Derp....you are not qualifide to say the blessed word my friend
@maddog123 or have it in you to back it up
@allcaps OK from now on its dick derp
@maddog123 not evan dick buddy...Mr Ouch says that word...nobody else..take it out of your vocabulary
@allcaps Try spellcheck if you want to diss someone for their comments!
I bet you backed up and have it in you though.
@Cory H. im glad you think of me like that...tells me alot about you
@Cory H. im in your mind...thats what counts
@Cory H. look in my eye
Granny keeping that body tight.
That's called the lockpick, or is it cockpick manoeuvre.
Is it me or do they both have the same Eyebrows, eyes, and nose?
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming, he went.
Depressed candy cane huh? I'd jam it in her ass and say Merry fuckin Christmas bitch!
he fell off a swing as a kid
There was a young guy from Kent
Whose cock was very long and bent
To save himself trouble
He bent himself double
and instead of cumming he went.
I read about this guy. He got his dick stuck in his wife's throat for three years. When it was finally removed, it was bent like her throat, and then suitable to use as a hockey stick.
I'd fuck that grandma
It should be mandatory to name any female pornstar here if you post a video.
@twofords I second that
That boy's deformed
Shit is at least pointed in the right direction to fill her mouth up.
This is a tough call... I can't tell if he is right or left handed
Looks like mine, and yes, the ladies you love it from behind.
Caught a slut fish on that hook
At least the russian whore provided hilarious commentary...
Maybe it felt like you were being fucked by a grappling hook, but it didn't look like you were being fucked by one. Now that would have been a Russian porn event, sponsored in part by KGB studios.
Cheaper than a coat hanger.
he went fishing for booty guts
As a German I can say that these subtitles arent accurate!!!
The translation is totally wrong!
She: I don't think this can fuck
He: I'll prove you wrong
She: It's extremely bend, isn't it?
She doesn't say something special
Germans try to talk sexy sound like cows getting slaughtered.
You could ventilate a WW [II] U-boat with that schnorkel.
When you use your mom's vacuum as a cock pump make sure to commit to it....for example if someone sees you, dont give a fuck or the pressure of the vacuum will suck the cords of your balls putting your balls in the middle of your dick.
I learned that the hard way, posting this from hospital bed.
p.s. thank god much know bout this site so it wasn't blocked
Broken chorizo..imagine that in your ass
On the brighter side, he's got zero chance of ever cumming on his own face.
I didn't know Nikki Glaser was German!
He's not bad.....big dick.....I'd do him!