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  • willwags1 July 30, 2017

    looks fake but if it was real and I'd been the driver, I would piss in her butt for sure!

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  • GrimmWilder July 30, 2017

    That pussy is in need of bangin worse that a bald woman is a wig!!

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  • kingbigballs July 30, 2017

    Would of told that dumb bitch to got the fuck out of my car

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  • sexmaster July 30, 2017

    I never had any fares go that far when I was a cabbie.

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  • maddog123 July 30, 2017

    Well there goes the new car smell

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    • strokerace July 30, 2017

      @maddog123 yeah now it smells like butt holes and used butt plugs in that car.

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  • the suspect July 30, 2017

    Welcome aboard to the xxxpress!

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  • maxm60 July 30, 2017

    just think. 10 years from now when she goes for that BIG job interview and gets recognized by the boss!

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    • deadpen July 30, 2017

      @maxm60 She has no ambition of being more than a internet slut. So this is her resume.

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    • james511969 July 30, 2017

      @maxm60 I doubt her boss is on here.

      +

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      • freddykrueger July 30, 2017

        @james511969...don't be so sure, I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

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        • bigsmokey86 July 30, 2017

          @freddykrueger Your overpaying.

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        • james511969 July 30, 2017

          @freddykrueger dead or alive you're coming with me.+

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    • luvthick July 30, 2017

      @maxm60

      He'll hire her as his personal ASSistant on the spot.

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  • picklehiesner July 30, 2017

    Fuckin snoozer

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  • deadpen July 30, 2017

    If I ran an Uber I'd be the guy getting robbed like they showed the other week.

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    • noboongoon July 30, 2017

      @deadpen Don't pick up Daffy Ducks and you'll be fine

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  • spider-man July 30, 2017

    Quit fuckin' with your butthole everywhere. Dammit.

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  • fockenperv July 30, 2017

    when you have a good woman you buy her jewelry

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  • fukinyourmom July 30, 2017

    That pussy is wore the fuck out. Gross.

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  • h-town71 July 30, 2017

    Dude did you have tuna for lunch?

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  • stenchfart July 30, 2017

    great ..snail marks on my back seat..skank

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  • ouch July 30, 2017

    I love Sluts!

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    • 72jayd July 30, 2017

      @ouch Oh yeah, me too. I recognized zed her. Lana Rain.

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  • airsporter July 30, 2017

    Used to be people had an aspiration in Life - Become a Dr/ Nurse/ Teacher/ own your own business etc . Now its to be filmed riding round in a Taxi with a bathtap up your arse.

    Call me old fashioned if you like.

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    • james511969 July 30, 2017

      @airsporter exactly!

      That's just going to put a premium on those good jobs because there are going to be fewer people who can do them.

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      • wombatbytes July 30, 2017

        @james511969 : And now they can moonlight.

        Teacher by day, shove bath taps up your arse by night.

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        • james511969 July 30, 2017

          @wombatbytes next on Crazyshit, you'll see a med school intern removing a fidget spinner bath tap from a millennial ! +

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          • wombatbytes July 30, 2017

            @james511969 : Well, it's about bloody time!

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    • sarge07 July 30, 2017

      @airsporter Yep, these "smart: phones have turned an entire generation of useless millennials into the greatest embarrassment of this nation.

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      • jerkinjeb July 30, 2017

        @sarge07 Yep, along with Trump and twitter, the greatest embarrassment on the planet!

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        • sarge07 July 30, 2017

          @jerkinjeb ahh the Trump basher, yawn.

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    • luvthick July 30, 2017

      @airsporter +

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    • picklehiesner July 30, 2017

      @airsporter you're old fashioned

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  • wombatbytes July 30, 2017

    This is really disturbing.

    She looks exactly like my niece-in-law, except I know it's the wrong continent.

    I'm worried I'm wanking in the wrong time zone!

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    • wombatbytes July 30, 2017

      @wombatbytes : Niece-in-law => adult, before you fuckers go all PC on me.

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      • sarge07 July 30, 2017

        @wombatbytes I knew the context of your comment. Does that make me smart, or a smart ass?

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        • wombatbytes July 30, 2017

          @sarge07 : Those terms are not mutually exclusive.

          It quite possible you are a smart, smart-arsed, arsehole.

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          • sarge07 July 30, 2017

            @wombatbytes all the above??

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      • luvthick July 30, 2017

        @wombatbytes

        Hmm, It's still relative to what age you consider to be an adult, plus clearly highlighting that she's your "in-law" raises suspicion that you may have already engaged in amorous thoughts of your said "Niece In-law."

        I will let Dr. Watson sort this one out.

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        • sarge07 July 30, 2017

          @luvthick Dr Ruth would be better, LOL

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  • emokiller July 30, 2017

    She's nice and quiet. Sexy.

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  • hatchetface July 30, 2017

    I'd hit that polarbear style!

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    • wombatbytes July 30, 2017

      @hatchetface : Wait for her to take the rubbish out?

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  • nybadguy July 30, 2017

    I'd fuck the hat right off of her head.

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  • sarge07 July 30, 2017

    Another useless millennial, nothing to see.

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  • fiddledeedee July 30, 2017

    Keep yer beaver and ass juice off the new upholstery!

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  • felterupgood July 30, 2017

    I wonder if she asked the driver if he had rather have a tip or a show? I suspect she is just cheap.

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  • berget July 30, 2017

    CS slowly turning into a common pornsite

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  • madmikethepsycho July 30, 2017

    I love this beautiful sexy slut mmm yeah love the panties to and the butt plug.you all are crazy and she dose not have a lose pussy that is a tiny toys you must got one small little Winnie if you thank that beautiful muffin is lose . Thank you come again :)

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  • truckingman July 30, 2017

    Does the lady know the 'uber' driver and that is why she can get away with her sexual actives being filmed?

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    • felterupgood July 30, 2017

      @truckingman

      I doubt anyone took the time to check their paperwork

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  • sofien72 July 30, 2017

    I Feel sorry for the next person who will sit on that seat

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  • sinner1ner July 31, 2017

    atlest shes not one of those white girls with a black asshole

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