Got a chink in the paper chain
A Chink Roll!!
Yeah, i wouldnt want to be alive if i had paper cuts too
Finally, something interesting in the news paper!
@kiwi cunt Genius.
@kiwi cunt LOL
That's coming out of you check, Wang!
Thats an attention getter.
They found the chink in the armor
Okay everyone, that's a wrap!
@maxm60 how did I not see this before I posted? +
That guys in an egg roll.
He should have taken the job at the sweat shop instead.
they changed his name to the human pretzel
He mustve rolled a nut
You're doing it WONG!
@ouch Why is your name in the title. That is classic race-baiting!
Ouch don't mind.....he's a equal opportunity raciest as well.,.,,.,.,.
Obviously failed the origami classes as a kid. Nailed the yoga though, what's that position called?
@cazaly The twisted gook
@cazaly The Rubber Man
For his own sake I hope he died because he went all rage doll instantly. If that didn't snap his neck it looked like his spine is dust
And that's a wrap.
@james511969 no, that's a roll
@sarge07 egg roll.
@james511969 spring roll
Mr lee it's time to roll out. Rets go
He's Yesterdays News now!
...looks like that safety brake might be broken!
A plessing in disguise
There's always someone trying to put a spin on the news.
That was a huge rolling paper machine
For maybe 20 cents worth of paper.
@happyjack at a paper mill in China? Probably more like .02 cents.
@james511969 That's still worth more than human life there.
@bigsmokey86 the "middle class" makes about 30 a day now. So their lives are worth a little more now.
Though. In a paper mill. Probably not. +
Talk about a rough day at work!
@hatchetface well, if it were sand paper, then yes.
there's a reason safety manuals were invented
for times like this
He's on a roll.
and IN a roll,.
an Under a roll.,
He now IS the roll.,,.,.,.
why does it stop there?...
@deepwebmaroc looked more like rolling nads
Grasshopper,,,, That's NOT how we make rice paper.....
Fucking hell, thats some crazy shit.
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin...
Rollin rolin rollin, Keep that chineee rollin Rawhide, My hearts palpatin his heart might be thumpin
Come on sing it with me
Move 'em on, head 'em up
Head 'em up, move 'em on
@GrimmWilder LOL +5
What are the goin to write the fortunes for the cookies on now?
Mike did the accident happen at a noodle factory or a paper mill?
He made the story
Probably still safer than the fair.
SO WHEN WOULD I GET STARTED ON MY L&I FORM?
Well he gets what he gets. Clearly looks like he was fucking off on the job. Seems like he was trying to fuck up a run with a news paper.
There has to be a TWIST to this story... Hey, guess what was SPLATTERED on the front page today???? YOU
I am so DEPRESSED, its SQUEEZING the life out of me. I cant seam to WRAP my mind around it. My life is SPINNING out of control. Can anyone please me UNRAVEL this mystery.
That's what u get!! lol
I Hate Papercuts...