ANNND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T PUT A SNAKE NEAR YOUR VAGINA

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  • dick steel August 4, 2017

    Mistook it for her long lost dildo in her lawn.

    +3 -1
    • felterupgood August 5, 2017

      @dick steel

      That was my girlfriend. What the video didn't show was her looking at me and saying it's time to suck out the poison.

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  • the suspect August 4, 2017

    Adam and eve just got kinky

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  • GrimmWilder August 4, 2017

    Snakes don't snuggle!

    +4 -3
  • luvthick August 4, 2017

    Her cunt smells like rodents.

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  • 01nighttrain August 4, 2017

    Serves you right, dumb bitch

    +2 -1
  • sexmaster August 4, 2017

    Good for the bitch.

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  • maxm60 August 4, 2017

    Who'd a thought it? Snakes eat pussy!

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  • toreal August 4, 2017

    Snakes do eat fish.

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    • hugemidget August 4, 2017

      @toreal Haha, yeah, that was a feeding response (not a defensive bite).

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    • wombatbytes August 4, 2017

      @toreal : FSP - fucking snake people!

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  • stevenkk August 4, 2017

    "Give me that fish you bitch "

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  • sinner1ner August 4, 2017

    she was blocking the entry so watchu expect

    +2 -0
  • kiwi cunt August 4, 2017

    I woulda been happy to put my snake near her vagina.

    +2 -1
  • mclovin510 August 4, 2017

    Didn't know snakes preferred fish.

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  • ketamine<3 August 4, 2017

    Snake wanted her to shut up and put on some good music instead of whatever that shit was.

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  • yohanpalych August 4, 2017

    Dumb Cunt))

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  • drewstl August 4, 2017

    Do white people really do This? Or this Bitch was High?

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  • allcaps August 4, 2017

    ive seen the hand over the pussy technique as far west as Montana..its to try to hide the smell..we know better here on the coast....thats why our dogs sniff crotches and snakes bite the hiding hand

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  • james511969 August 4, 2017

    She was blocking the snakes entrance.

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  • airsporter August 4, 2017

    The snakes got a better tattoo.

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    • truckingman August 4, 2017

      Airsporter most ball python have an alien patten along their bodies.

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    • sarge07 August 5, 2017

      @airsporter that was a tattoo? she need her money back

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  • big_daddy305 August 4, 2017

    With those tattoos and that smell.. it's no wonder the snake bit. Thought it was food.

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  • grhman August 4, 2017

    I didn't realize they had such a great sense of smell

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  • hatchetface August 4, 2017

    And then the snake died of AIDS

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    • sarge07 August 5, 2017

      @hatchetface circle, circle, dot, dot, now you have cootie shot

      +1 -0
  • picklehiesner August 4, 2017

    My snake doesn't bite

    +2 -0
    • wombatbytes August 4, 2017

      @picklehiesner : Does it spit?

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      • picklehiesner August 4, 2017

        @wombatbytes if you grab it and shake it it will spit.

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      • sarge07 August 5, 2017

        @wombatbytes mine spit in my eye once

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  • I think that snake hates Richard Gear

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  • truckingman August 4, 2017

    Aw!!! It is a 'cute' little ball python, and it was hungry the poor thing......

    LMMF"AO at the situation, ....................................

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  • kingbigballs August 4, 2017

    Never understood why people have reptiles for pets

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  • nybadguy August 4, 2017

    White people problems

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    • sarge07 August 5, 2017

      @nybadguy dumbassed people problems

      +1 -1
  • joat_amos August 4, 2017

    Coochie Recruiter.

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  • lowfro August 4, 2017

    Lol she sounds like a monkey

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  • sarge07 August 5, 2017

    oy vay

    +1 -1
  • deadpen August 6, 2017

    When you secretly want it to crawl up in there but it doesn't work out.

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