Mistook it for her long lost dildo in her lawn.
That was my girlfriend. What the video didn't show was her looking at me and saying it's time to suck out the poison.
@felterupgood That's a non-venomous snake tho...
Adam and eve just got kinky
Snakes don't snuggle!
Her cunt smells like rodents.
@luvthick I was going to say, she must have a gerbil in there.
@luvthick bwahahahaha +1
@luvthick - Dirty hamster cage
Serves you right, dumb bitch
Good for the bitch.
Who'd a thought it? Snakes eat pussy!
Snakes do eat fish.
@toreal Haha, yeah, that was a feeding response (not a defensive bite).
@toreal : FSP - fucking snake people!
"Give me that fish you bitch "
she was blocking the entry so watchu expect
I woulda been happy to put my snake near her vagina.
Didn't know snakes preferred fish.
Snake wanted her to shut up and put on some good music instead of whatever that shit was.
Do white people really do This? Or this Bitch was High?
ive seen the hand over the pussy technique as far west as Montana..its to try to hide the smell..we know better here on the coast....thats why our dogs sniff crotches and snakes bite the hiding hand
She was blocking the snakes entrance.
The snakes got a better tattoo.
Airsporter most ball python have an alien patten along their bodies.
@airsporter that was a tattoo? she need her money back
With those tattoos and that smell.. it's no wonder the snake bit. Thought it was food.
I didn't realize they had such a great sense of smell
And then the snake died of AIDS
@hatchetface circle, circle, dot, dot, now you have cootie shot
My snake doesn't bite
@picklehiesner : Does it spit?
@wombatbytes if you grab it and shake it it will spit.
@wombatbytes mine spit in my eye once
I think that snake hates Richard Gear
Aw!!! It is a 'cute' little ball python, and it was hungry the poor thing......
LMMF"AO at the situation, ....................................
Never understood why people have reptiles for pets
White people problems
@nybadguy dumbassed people problems
Lol she sounds like a monkey
When you secretly want it to crawl up in there but it doesn't work out.