LOWEST OF THE LOW: "I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK FOR A BURRITO"

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  • the suspect August 5, 2017

    Bitch looks like a mutant from a wasteland

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  • ketamine<3 August 5, 2017

    I'd buy her a burrito just to go away shit that's nasty.

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  • stevenkk August 5, 2017

    Is that America the great? That's so fucking sad

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    • baddogonline September 28, 2017

      @stevenkk Just avoid the black ghettos, and you'll be fine.

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  • Cory H. August 5, 2017

    As bad as she appears, she speaks fairly well. I'd say she's seen an education at some point prior to her current situation.

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    • happyjack August 5, 2017

      @Cory H. Repost from way back. This is oakland, ca. International blvd is the name of the street. Most California's actually sound like we have some sense.

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      • kingbigballs August 5, 2017

        @happyjack

        I lived in Vallejo when I was a kid used to get jumped all the time on my way home from school then moved to Sonoma co in the country it was great I work construction worked in Oakland got guns pulled on me a couple times it's a giant shit hole so is vallejo Richmond the entire easy bay

        Maybe when you were younger it was better but but it's a giant toilet now and not getting any better

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        • happyjack August 5, 2017

          @kingbigballs I'm very familiar with the area I'm there every week all the cities that you mentioned are actually better now than they were in the 90"s

          Why you were getting jumped is a mystery to me because Vallejo has always been very diversified, I wouldn't think it would have anything to do with the color of your skin.

          Why someone would pull a gun on you is a mystery as well, normally if you mind your business you would have zero problems in any of those places.

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      • vivalamigra August 5, 2017

        @happyjack Sanctuary state with Pelosi and Waters. Common sense?

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        • happyjack August 5, 2017

          @vivalamigra Pelosi and Maxine out doing stick ups again?

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    • hugemidget August 5, 2017

      @Cory H. Yeah, it's a waste. Sounds like she's hooked on some kind of stimulant.

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    • 72jayd August 5, 2017

      @Cory H. I think it's a dude.

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  • hatchetface August 5, 2017

    This has turned me off of burritos for good

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  • fuckbois August 5, 2017

    That bitch looks like a fucking washed ashore sea monster!

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  • picklehiesner August 5, 2017

    Hey girl !

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  • noboongoon August 5, 2017

    Is she wearing black-face? That racist bitch. Imitating a crack addicted nigger. Sad.

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  • fiddledeedee August 5, 2017

    This is sad. Sadder yet, I'd rather fuck a burrito than her.

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  • GrimmWilder August 5, 2017

    Not the worst we've seen here, But........DAMN!!

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  • salvador76 August 5, 2017

    Fucked up to hear a person say "I'm hungry" specially a child...

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    • ouch August 5, 2017

      @salvador76 let us pray for this lost child of god lol

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      • kingbigballs August 5, 2017

        @ouch

        let us pray Salvador76 will choke on a taco soon and get to go to the big burrito in the sky

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      • salvador76 August 5, 2017

        @ouch remember me brother when you take your last breath and you commence your journey into outer space to meet your maker. As you look forward you'll see those who you mocked all of your life, shit you might even see me hoping you came to your senses and repented. As you turn around to look at the earth you catch a glimpse of Satan and his demons laughing and telling your ass to comeback but you can't, because you still have to meet the one who you denied and mocked on Crazyshit.com and probably against your religious friends and family members..... (fuck I should write a Jam For the foo fighters or something..... joking

        But as you arrive, you are met by St. Peter and the gates OF the heaven you denied and they are closed to you forever, you then commence to descend back to earth only this time, it's not the earth you remember, this is an entire different world, it's a dark, smoky, noisy, world of fire, pain and misery. Ok fuck that you get the picture.

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        • happyjack August 5, 2017

          @salvador76 As sure as you are in what you believe, as sure as others are in believing the opposite.

          The truth is nobody knows for sure one way or the other. It's all belief.

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          • fiddledeedee August 5, 2017

            @happyjack

            Yep. Nobody really knows what happens when we check out.

            Still, there have been a lot of life after death cases with amazing similarities - cases where the person was clinically dead a significant time and really shouldn't have been able to survive.

            They were "miraculously" brought back to life after being dead for 15 minutes, and so on.

            Many indicated they were out of their bodies, above the scene of their death, watching everything. Some gave details that it seemed no one else would know. One "dead" person who survived described in great detail the bone saw a surgeon was using on his skull.

            One case that really got me was an old guy that was a total abusive asshole most of his life. Something happened to him, he was clinically dead and he described the experience, dying and what happened next.

            He had to endure all the terrible things he himself had done to other people his entire life, and experience all the hurt and pain felt from the other person. All of them.

            Can you possibly imagine?!

            The guy miraculously survived his health ordeal. Upon regaining consciousness he had completely changed. He was now subdued and humble. He was now trying to be kind. His relatives were stunned at the change. I watched this guy tell this story, with cracking emotion in this guy's voice that would be pretty hard to fake. From his demeanor, attitude, and witnesses who talked about it, it appeared pretty credible and gave one great pause to examine how we treat each other. The question is... WHAT IF.... we are held accountable in the cosmos for all we have done, good and bad... Anyway.... shit I get long winded... Be good, my friends.

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          • salvador76 August 5, 2017

            @happyjack well apart from those who walked with Jesus Christ yes, nobody knows specially today's generation for no more signs will be given of the living breathing Christ. So the only way to really know is to die. With that being said, many of atheists have been clinically dead or NDE and have seen the other side, they have experienced the soul departing from the body and were given the chance to return to tell their stories.

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            • ouch August 5, 2017

              @salvador76

              I feel sad for anyone who believes in God the way mankind has made it up!

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        • kingbigballs August 5, 2017

          @salvador76 what kind of drugs are you on

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          • salvador76 August 5, 2017

            @kingbigballs I was smoking some grass. I know I was rambling on but within all my rambling, I get my point across. Oh and fuck off with your burrito comment you bologna sausage eating sob.

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        • ouch August 5, 2017

          Can you do me a favor and when you talk to God and he talks back can you can you ask him just 2 questions for me? I mean really just 2 questions for me

          1) ask him like I did for years growing up before i knew better why the fuck he never answered me back?

          &

          2) Children's Cancer! why?

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          • salvador76 August 5, 2017

            @ouch He answers, I've personally experienced it, you don't because you're a lost sheep brother.

            #2) why cancer? i already answered that. population control.

            #3) why world wide starvation?

            Elitist greed.

            Why priest sexual misconduct? Because after all is said and done, they are men, no man is immune to sin.

            Did you know the Catholic church is THE largest charity to the poor on planet earth?

            Yes. Rome is full of riches, but those riches are like a business, that business has to keep going so that the Catholic charities can continue to feed the hungry. If the church listened to you hypocrite atheists and give away everything the church owns, how would it continue functioning? Would you atheists pick up the slack?

            Would the elite?

            Would the Jehova witnesses?

            How about the Mormons or the Amish or the Muslims? The answer is No!!!!!!!! Want to why?????? Because it is a fact!!!!!!!! And everyone knows it, that the Catholic church is THE one and only church that was founded by Jesus Christ a little over 2000 years ago. Most of these other Christian religions are Newer!!! Why???? Wait....never mind, why am I asking you an atheist... you're the newest of them all!!

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    • hiwudjablome August 5, 2017

      @salvador76

      That was no child,,that was a typical sheboon in its native habitat..

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      • salvador76 August 5, 2017

        @hiwudjablome Lord almighty help hiwjabadabadoo whatever his username is, understand my comment.. I know Lord sometimes I tend to write long winded comments but this comment was simple..... it's messed up to hear "any" person say "I'm hungry" "specially children" thanks Lord.

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    • happyjack August 5, 2017

      @salvador76 unfortunately you can take anything that she says with a grain of salt. She'd tell you anything to get some money for the next hit. You want to feed her, go buy some food and give it to her, but giving her money isn't helping her.

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      • salvador76 August 5, 2017

        @happyjack perhaps yes perhaps no... but even drug addicts don't live on drugs alone. If that was the case starvation would be the number one reason for deaths in America.

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        • happyjack August 5, 2017

          @salvador76 If you want to feed them, then give them some food. But 95% of the people that you see begging for money have an addiction. They need money to feed that addiction. If you really want to be a humanitarian, tell them no when they ask for money, and go buy them a meal.

          I won't give a panhandler a penny (literally) but I would spend $5 on some type of food for a person if I felt like they were trying to help themselves.

          Ultimately it's not my job to enable strangers who are strung out or sitting on their asses while I'm out working 12 hours a day.

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          • salvador76 August 5, 2017

            @happyjack hey man, if you'd be willing to help someone with what you could even if was just a simple meal... then you're alright in my book. Great quote here..

            "The ultimate test of your greatness is the way you treat every human being."

            Pope John Paul II

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  • fockenperv August 5, 2017

    get you dookie booty out here with that suckin dick for a burrito... what kind of burrito? do I get half?

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  • sinner1ner August 5, 2017

    one of these came knocking at my door today i shoulda knocked her the fuck out

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    • Cory H. August 5, 2017

      @sinner1ner,

      But, you gave her a dollar instead and she sucked your dick?

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  • hiwudjablome August 5, 2017

    So after watching that do black lives still matter

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    • noboongoon August 5, 2017

      @hiwudjablome Ha, they never did.

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    • stevenkk August 6, 2017

      @hiwudjablome nope!

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  • maxm60 August 5, 2017

    It must have sucked a lot of dick for a lot of burritos to get that big

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  • bigblackhead August 5, 2017

    for a combo meal she'll do ass to mouth

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  • jewman August 5, 2017

    meth and black people dont mix

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    • noboongoon August 5, 2017

      @jewman blacks and people don't mix.

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    • Cory H. August 5, 2017

      @jewman, Meth and people don't mix.

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  • vivalamigra August 5, 2017

    Gross. Why would anyone eat one of those "burritos"?

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  • nybadguy August 5, 2017

    I hope she don't have kids.

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  • fukinyourmom August 5, 2017

    And as soon as the cameras off they turn around and get the nastiest rusty trombone you can get for a Jose Ole steak and cheese burrito....

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  • airsporter August 5, 2017

    And I thought I danced pretty good on the head of a pin every day.

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  • strokerace August 5, 2017

    Del Taco got some good ass burritos.

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    • stevenkk August 6, 2017

      @strokerace burrito supreme hell yeah!

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  • bleedsvodka August 5, 2017

    Before Crazy Eyes got her role on Orange.

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  • mad jock August 5, 2017

    I am trying to figure out ware that ass starts and ends...

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  • ninjakorn August 5, 2017

    Ewww, get a salad, not a burrito.

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  • kiwi cunt August 5, 2017

    Fuck, you could catch an STD from her breath.

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  • truckingman August 5, 2017

    I would be leaving as soon as she started walk towards the vehicle...

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  • secret squirrel August 5, 2017

    I'd buy her a burrito............ I'm just saying

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  • honkie365 August 5, 2017

    Toreal is taller than I expected.

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  • stevenkk August 6, 2017

    Some guys forget that this is CRAZY SHIT and it's for fun .

    +2 -1
    • happyjack August 6, 2017

      @stevenkk Since you brought it up, you are a good person to ask.....

      Is fun when you say saying nigger when there are black members here? Who's having the fun in that instance? How exactly do I have fun reading that?

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  • galohynrg August 6, 2017

    I feel bad for her

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  • sarge07 August 6, 2017

    What the hell??????

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  • frank n. stein August 10, 2017

    N-A-S-T-Y!!

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  • frank n. stein August 10, 2017

    I never heard her say, "I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK FOR A BURRITO."

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  • junkhunter August 14, 2017

    Niggers, You can't expect much.

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