ASTONISHING: CUT IN HALF, STILL ALIVE AND STILL CHILLAXIN

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  • noboongoon August 5, 2017

    He's singing, "I'm half the man I used to be."

    +12 -3
    • stevenkk August 5, 2017

      @noboongoon nope he's singing "I have become comfortably numb"

      +7 -3
    • GrimmWilder August 5, 2017

      @noboongoon

      And he's not Half bad!!

      +8 -2
    • fiddledeedee August 5, 2017

      @noboongoon

      "Torn between two lovers"

      +5 -1
    • treyblaq August 5, 2017

      @noboongoon He's all guts, no balls!

      +5 -0
    • cptcaveape August 5, 2017

      @noboongoon even cut in half, he's still twice the man your father was.

      +1 -6
      • noboongoon August 5, 2017

        @cptcaveape That is still quadruple the man you are.

        +5 -1
  • the suspect August 5, 2017

    Watch me take a nap and never wake up!

    +6 -0
  • fukubitches August 5, 2017

    reality walking dead filming

    +1 -0
  • hatchetface August 5, 2017

    But can he breakdance?

    +3 -0
  • darkwolfe73 August 5, 2017

    It's just easier to get a tan this way. You can tell by the way he's laying out like that, somebody just needs to get the guy some crisco.

    +3 -0
  • picklehiesner August 5, 2017

    I'd say hopscotch is out bro

    +4 -1
    • bundyon August 10, 2017

      @picklehiesner Yeah but he can kick your arse in a push up competition

      +0 -0
  • fiddledeedee August 5, 2017

    He looks familiar, like someone's half-brother.

    +5 -0
  • sinner1ner August 5, 2017

    oh a wise guy hu? i challenge you to a race

    +3 -0
  • joat_amos August 5, 2017

    He will make it to the moon if he has to crawl.

    +2 -0
  • allcaps August 5, 2017

    like lookin at a couple guys i work with at my work...cept this dude got more done

    +1 -2
  • hiwudjablome August 5, 2017

    Dude needs a little help,,,, Just till he gets back on his feet..

    +6 -0
  • hungjury666 August 5, 2017

    is this on set of the new season of the walking dead

    because bravo for realism

    +3 -0
  • thebutcher18 August 5, 2017

    No bj's anymore... uhhh...wait...

    +1 -0
  • thebutcher18 August 5, 2017

    Not for him. Maybe by him. Lol

    +3 -1
  • luvthick August 5, 2017

    Seeing this guy give half a fuck to live, should sway the mind of anyone contemplating suicide.

    +4 -4
  • pilotakeksz August 5, 2017

    Looks legit

    +2 -0
  • maxm60 August 5, 2017

    So if the top half is moving around, are his legs walking around too? I'd like to see THAT vid!

    +4 -0
  • drewstl August 5, 2017

    He said, They going to leave me like this? Fuck it, I just chill and die here!

    +2 -0
  • airsporter August 5, 2017

    Another poor sod gone off the rails.

    +5 -0
  • whackjob August 5, 2017

    Put some peroxide on that before it gets infected

    +2 -0
  • vivalamigra August 5, 2017

    Add to list. Huuuge razor blade atop the WALL.

    +1 -3
    • prolurkercrazy August 5, 2017

      @vivalamigra Dump told the President of Mexico that the Wall wasn't important to him. That is hysterical after he got all you rabid morons cheering for it!

      +4 -0
  • nybadguy August 5, 2017

    That's going to get infected if you stay in that there mud

    +3 -0
  • peaks August 5, 2017

    That takes a lot of upper body strength.

    +2 -0
  • 01nighttrain August 5, 2017

    That's nothing just walk it off , ooohh wate

    +2 -1
  • whobe August 5, 2017

    He's fucked.

    +2 -0
  • felterupgood August 5, 2017

    I don't see how he could be alive. The blood loss should have been too much.

    +2 -0
  • ninjakorn August 5, 2017

    He looks peaceful as fuck.

    +2 -0
  • honkie365 August 5, 2017

    No more athletes foot problems

    +1 -1
  • isma August 5, 2017

    relaxing my ass???

    +1 -1
  • houndog35 August 5, 2017

    BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO !!!

    +1 -1
  • kiwi cunt August 5, 2017

    Walk it off you fuckin' pussy!

    +1 -1
  • mordecai August 5, 2017

    someone help him and drop a big ass rock on his head

    +1 -1
  • redanon09 August 5, 2017

    Where the other 2 guys at ?

    +1 -0
  • secret squirrel August 5, 2017

    "Legs Meh. Hey that cloud looks like a bass guitar".

    +1 -1
  • truckingman August 5, 2017

    Sadly shaking his head because of the victim's fate, ..................................

    +1 -0
  • salvador76 August 5, 2017

    Hemicorporectomy by train.

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  • ob1 August 5, 2017

    Moshmad saved 50% on his new suit and now he feels epic!

    +0 -0
  • sarge07 August 5, 2017

    One cut is half, and 50 thousand standing on the tracks, at least they were praying for his soul.

    +0 -0
  • captinhook76 August 5, 2017

    another fucking train death from overseas? you think these assholes would avoid them by now....

    +1 -0
  • jerkinjeb August 5, 2017

    GEICO, ummm....

    +0 -0
  • mylohotspur August 6, 2017

    someone should help him to his feet they are over there.

    +1 -0
  • kiwi cunt August 6, 2017

    Evil Train strikes again.

    +0 -0
  • vick vega August 6, 2017

    And now for my next act!

    +0 -0
  • uncletommy August 6, 2017

    I feel like I'm only getting half the story here

    +0 -0
  • mrthorwald August 6, 2017

    He pays half price for his next train ride.

    +0 -0
  • victor11 August 6, 2017

    these indian or whatever type of sandnigger this is, they are always stronger.. weird but beautiful

    +0 -1
  • daddybenny August 6, 2017

    Lol

    +0 -0
  • newwaves August 7, 2017

    Phew, i feel 20 pounds lighter

    +1 -0
  • a child August 7, 2017

    Bangladesh train logic :)

    +0 -0
  • arctic_ice August 7, 2017

    i have lost half of everything! lol

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein August 9, 2017

    C R A Z Y !!

    +0 -0
  • joeshep September 11, 2017

    I remember this footage comes from my country

    +0 -0
 
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