OOPS: HITMAN EXECUTES THE WRONG GUY

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Source claims the target was the man on that bike... but the guy who took the bullet was borrowing that bike from the real owner that day. Talk about dog shit luck.

35 Comments
  • freddykrueger August 6, 2017

    ...FIRST time whitey fired a gun! ...or did a walkby shooting!

    +6 -3
  • hatchetface August 6, 2017

    Even they think they all look alike

    +4 -1
  • 01nighttrain August 6, 2017

    One less for deportation

    +3 -3
  • the suspect August 6, 2017

    Pretty shitty contract killer if you ask me, is he even a trained professional?

    +2 -2
  • stenchfart August 6, 2017

    he shoulda took the cab

    +4 -0
  • maxm60 August 6, 2017

    Shoot 'em all. They all look the same

    +4 -2
  • peaks August 6, 2017

    Maybe it's just me, but, I call Bull Shit.

    No shell casings, no blood and it looks like a fucking sparkler coming out of the barrel.

    +0 -2
    • sarge07 August 6, 2017

      @peaks with that dirty camera how could you remotely see any casings?

      +0 -0
  • airsporter August 6, 2017

    Gives us professionals a badname.

    +2 -0
    • sarge07 August 6, 2017

      @airsporter yep, pull the trigger and casually walk away.

      +0 -0
  • drewstl August 6, 2017

    Did the Hitman give the money back when he hit the wrong person!?!?

    +4 -0
  • sinner1ner August 6, 2017

    that kill had no glory

    +1 -1
  • nybadguy August 6, 2017

    Did he have butter on his hands? Looked like it was slipping out of his hands as he popped those rounds off.

    +1 -0
  • vivalamigra August 6, 2017

    Wish that happened to the illegal that "borrowed" my bike.

    +2 -1
    • prolurkercrazy August 6, 2017

      @vivalamigra nobody "borrowed" your bike. It was hauled away by waste management as trash.

      +0 -2
    • cptcaveape August 7, 2017

      @vivalamigra you're either assuming the race or he jacked you in your face because you're a pussy?

      +0 -2
      • vivalamigra August 7, 2017

        @cptcaveape I have never seen a metal thief in the hood that wasn't an illegal so I'm playing the odds and averages here. I've never lost a fight so try again tough guy.

        +0 -0
  • sniperfox August 6, 2017

    Ooooppps!!!

    +1 -0
  • twofords August 6, 2017

    I wonder how much "borrowing" goes on in Brazil. I know that you are lucky to live past the age of 25 there, something like 97% of their population is under the age of 30 lol..

    +1 -0
  • fiddledeedee August 6, 2017

    Good thing we have that razor sharp security camera to catch the suspect. I think it was a human, or a striped sign, or an umbrella that shot him.

    +1 -0
  • salvador76 August 6, 2017

    Wtf'n fuck? Took a man's life over the confusion of a bike?

    +1 -0
  • big_daddy305 August 6, 2017

    Moral of the story.. Don't borrow bicycles.

    +1 -0
  • acairman August 6, 2017

    Where is the nigger with his bike?

    +2 -1
    • cptcaveape August 7, 2017

      @acairman at your parents house. Your dad is filming him plowing your mom.

      +0 -2
  • joat_amos August 6, 2017

    This is why you don't "barrow" stuff from anyone for any reason whatsoever.

    +1 -0
  • isma August 6, 2017

    futur canadian refugee!!!

    +1 -0
  • sarge07 August 6, 2017

    Amateurs

    +1 -1
    • cptcaveape August 7, 2017

      @sarge07 for a guy that's overly sensitive about internet racism, you seem to have tons of experience in ruthlessly killing someone.

      +0 -2
      • sarge07 August 7, 2017

        @cptcaveape over twenty years worth of covert training and operations. And I'm in no way "sensitive about internet racism", I simply despise racists who make reverse racist comments simply because the color of their skin, and they feel that somehow they cannot be criticized again because the color of their skin. Any other questions?

        +1 -0
  • deadpen August 6, 2017

    'Momma said there would be days like this, days like this my momma said'

    +1 -0
  • gabryl August 7, 2017

    oops

    +1 -0
  • arctic_ice August 7, 2017

    wrong place wrong time? lmfao!

    +0 -0
  • captjim August 7, 2017

    Shoulda called an uber

    +0 -0
  • galohynrg August 7, 2017

    So I shot the wrong guy who's fault is that? Mine you say???

    +0 -0
  • bass2mouth August 12, 2017

    Just another blessed day down in the shit of nasty me hee ko

    +0 -0
 
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