ALRIGHT CRAZYSHIT, GUESS THAT DRUG!

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  • the suspect August 7, 2017

    More skanks demanding dick

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  • maddog123 August 7, 2017

    That's scary!!!!!!

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    • sarge07 August 7, 2017

      @maddog123 scary hell, that's nightmare material.

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  • kiwi cunt August 7, 2017

    How does an african woman tell if she's pregnant?

    Sticks a banana up her pussy and if it gets eaten she knows there's another monkey on its way.

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    • sniperfox August 7, 2017

      @kiwi cunt love it

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    • GrimmWilder August 7, 2017

      @kiwi cunt

      HAA!

      *banana eatin baby indeed*

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    • mordecai August 7, 2017

      @kiwi cunt or if her wrist watch gets stolen!

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    • baddogonline September 28, 2017

      @kiwi cunt How do black men fuck these baboons?

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  • chubba August 7, 2017

    She looks like a plastic bag full of chocolate pudding

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    • hatchetface August 7, 2017

      @chubba +1 now that is funny!

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    • doondah August 7, 2017

      @chubba but not as smart

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  • hatchetface August 7, 2017

    Ain't enough drugs for me to go near that!

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    • cptcaveape August 7, 2017

      @hatchetface liar..... Your breath smells like the under side of her long ass titties. You've been dipping in the cookie jar elbow deep.

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      • hatchetface August 7, 2017

        @cptcaveape wish I could agree with that but its too cold for darkies up here and I don't like cheetos... Besides what are you doing smelling my breath?

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        • cptcaveape August 7, 2017

          @hatchetface it crossed the border illegally and invaded my nostrils. Don't lie canuck. You poured maple syrup all over those saggy flapjacks.

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          • hatchetface August 7, 2017

            @cptcaveape +1 for ruining flapjacks forever lol

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            • sarge07 August 7, 2017

              @hatchetface "flapjacks"? More like flyin carpets

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  • b-train August 7, 2017

    "Am I crazy?" Yes, yes you are.

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  • sexmaster August 7, 2017

    That may just be unitelligence and no fucks given.

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  • maxm60 August 7, 2017

    Guess what drug? Well you can rule out any weight loss ones.

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    • fiddledeedee August 7, 2017

      @maxm60

      Nice! You get a nightclub drum rimshot for that one! BA-DA-BOOOOMP!

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    • felterupgood August 7, 2017

      @maxm60

      That's what I first thought too.

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  • ouch August 7, 2017

    Did that bitch say

    "Cum in my face"? lol

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  • noboongoon August 7, 2017

    I don't have to say anything...

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    • cptcaveape August 7, 2017

      @noboongoon amazingly, she's still out of your league.

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      • noboongoon August 7, 2017

        That fat fuck is in a league all her own, it's called a planetary orbit

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    • hiwudjablome August 7, 2017

      @noboongoon not a word out of me either...

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  • mad jock August 7, 2017

    Must be a heatwave....

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  • sealex August 7, 2017

    WTF Crazyshit! Why would you put up a clip that when clicked it takes you to a bunch of other sites that just infects our phones and devices with viruses like the last video before this one about a girl cought masturbating ? Either put a clean clip or don't put anything at all!! Fucking hell!!

    Oh and to answer your question, YES YOU ARE CRAZY you fat fucking gross black bitch!

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    • felterupgood August 7, 2017

      @sealex

      I HATE THOSE LINKS To those annoying sites that lock up your browser for money. The easy fix when that happens is to press CTRL Shift Escape at the same time and kill Microsoft Edge. (right click on it for kill option) Then when you reopen your browser kill that page before it has time to load the bullshit and lock it up again.

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      • fiddledeedee August 7, 2017

        @felterupgood

        Thanks for the info. For the techies, you can add the offending website address to your host file.

        Some security software let you add the web address to a block list also.

        After I encounter a bad page, I run a scan with Malwarebytes Anti-malware if I suspect anything is amiss. There is a free version.

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        • felterupgood August 7, 2017

          @fiddledeedee

          I just don't know why respectable sites like this will send their visitors to a hijacking webpage

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          • fiddledeedee August 8, 2017

            @felterupgood

            Sometimes the foul play is not known or expected by the webmaster, as the link is controlled by third parties.

            That said, connecting with dubious sources is bad policy, no matter what the benefit is supposed to be. In my opinion, the link should be shit-canned the minute people discover it's a bad site.

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    • sarge07 August 7, 2017

      @sealex simple solution, check out how many comments it has, if it has none don't open.

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      • sealex August 8, 2017

        @sarge07 thanks! That's clever. I'll keep that in mind.

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  • sinner1ner August 7, 2017

    all you mufuckas gone magazine

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  • putrifaction August 7, 2017

    What's with the hand clapping shit?

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    • noboongoon August 7, 2017

      @putrifaction Anything to attract attention

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  • vikingshill August 7, 2017

    The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man has spent a little too much time over the campfire

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  • jimsacunt August 7, 2017

    King kong skull island 2

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  • nybadguy August 7, 2017

    FBP

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  • happyjack August 7, 2017

    Not for me, but some people like a big woman who can take charge.

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    • fiddledeedee August 7, 2017

      @happyjack

      Especially if she's commanding you to cum in her face. Where's the problem with that.

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    • felterupgood August 7, 2017

      @happyjack

      But she isn't simply "big" she is HUGE. How can you afford the food it takes to maintain such a Jupiter shaped physique?

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      • sarge07 August 7, 2017

        @felterupgood I wonder if you want close enough to her with pool balls if they'd gravitate to her?

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        • felterupgood August 7, 2017

          @sarge07

          I don't know about pool balls but I can assure everyone that MY balls will NOT gravitate toward her.

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      • noboongoon August 7, 2017

        @felterupgood food stamps, I'd imagine

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        • felterupgood August 7, 2017

          @noboongoon

          Maybe but she might wanna think about getting back on the pipe. I hear that crack kills the appetite.

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    • nybadguy August 7, 2017

      @happyjack I banged a big Jamaican/irish chick once. Well. A few times. About 8 times to be exact. I was going through a split with my ex and doing tuns of blow and special k drinking heavily. She would come over with ziplock of Vicodin pills. For a big girl she would pound my dick and suck it like it was her last. I have to admit it was pretty fuckin good from what i remember.

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      • sarge07 August 8, 2017

        @nybadguy I know the situation, when my wife passed I dove back into a bottle of bourbon.

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  • fiddledeedee August 7, 2017

    Keep your distance folks and enjoy the show. My, my, big honkin' boobies, aren't they?

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  • yohanpalych August 7, 2017

    This is called the fat nigga

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  • vivalamigra August 7, 2017

    I'm sorry. Please come home my love.

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  • treyblaq August 7, 2017

    This is exactly why white people hate us. We as a culture need to get our shit on lock. Why do we film this non-sense then share it with everyone. Are "World Star" mentality feeds nothing more than the notion that we are inferior.

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    • kingbigballs August 7, 2017

      @treyblaq

      Your funny

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    • luvthick August 7, 2017

      @treyblaq

      Living our lives to impress White People, is just as big a downfall and proclamation of inferiority.

      When we get back to loving, and respecting eachother, instead of widening the divisions between the "Desired" and "Undesired", We will be able to reach out to more young people, setting a different path, a new cycle, which rewards success in unity and not materialism, then we will be able to pull more of our own out of the rut and create a new image for ourselves.

      And I say for ourselves, because, it will not matter to some on the outside, for them, no amount progressive Black People will change their narrow minded views. However, it will broaden our interactions with other positively progressive people, regardless of race.

      Which brings me back full circle, we must do what need to be done for ourselves with love & respect for our own, end the self-hatred, and this can be done without any need to impress anyone else.

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      • putrifaction August 7, 2017

        @luvthick you brought a tear to my eye.

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      • felterupgood August 7, 2017

        @luvthick

        I just don't think that's going to happen. It's been a LONG LONG time since Ham covered Noah and there hasn't been a lot of behavioral modifications.... except during slavery when black men were forced to raise their offspring.

        Only 12 percent of black families below the poverty line have both parents present, compared with 41 percent of poor Hispanic families and 32 percent of poor white families.

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        • luvthick August 7, 2017

          @felterupgood

          You talk about behavior as if white people are a pillar of good behavior... All those serial killers, pedophiles, meth heads, opioid heads, hate groups etc... Just don't register, does it?

          And that's the true problem. White Trash are largely judge on an individual basis, while Black Trash is an indictment on us all.

          This is the principal reason why we cannot remain so fragmented. The self-hatred is leaving too many who are willing and ready for something better behind. Just to be clear, I am referring to Black People in better circumstances, who rather do nothing but join the choir Shitting on other Black People in dyer situations, when they can bring about a positive change in someone's life.

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          • felterupgood August 7, 2017

            @luvthick

            Cry me a river.. it's not any other races' fault that some people have so little discipline that 88% of their chillin' have no mommy and daddy.

            I know white folk have a lot of dope heads and bad hombres and your chances of having a mom and dad among poor whites is only 1 out of 3 and that needs to be fixed too. I'm not a hater I'm only pointing out the crux of the problem as I see it.

            FYI... Chris Rock put it this way to a mother in the club at 2 am. "Go home and raise those kids so they won't rob me in 10 years."

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            • luvthick August 7, 2017

              @felterupgood

              88%??? Really, where did you get that from? Do you even know what that would look like?

              That's Total Bullshit!!!

              Chris Rock is a very talented comedian, but he unintentionally gave people like you an false sense of validation. Trust me, if Chris Rock came across your comments, he would just laugh his ass off.

              I have a question for you. Why is it that everything is opened to skepticism, except for bogus/skewed numbers against Black People?

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              • felterupgood August 7, 2017

                @luvthick

                I would be honored to make Chris laugh.... after all he validates me.

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            • cptcaveape August 8, 2017

              @felterupgood 88%? Where the fuck are you reading your statistics? The back of your fathers fist?

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      • noboongoon August 7, 2017

        @luvthick TL;DR

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    • felterupgood August 7, 2017

      @treyblaq

      If white people really hated blacks Obama could NEVER have been elected. It's not hatred.... it's disappointment that blacks don't love and care for their own children but instead they procreate and leave their offspring for society to parent.

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      • sarge07 August 7, 2017

        @felterupgood Obama campaigned on his "half white" side (which in his books he openly despised). What happened when he moved his Voodoo Priestess momma in law into the White House Did she exorcise the "white" half out of him and he suddenly was the first "black" President?

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        • treyblaq August 7, 2017

          @sarge07 Do you have a source you can cite?

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          • sarge07 August 7, 2017

            @treyblaq yea, reread the transcripts if his debates, interviews, and his books.

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            • treyblaq August 7, 2017

              @sarge07 Feel free to share a link. I've got more important things than to waste more time on this. I spent 10 minutes googling, and the ONLY place that had anything about this is InfoWars, and we all know Alex Jones is a showman as best, a deranged and unhinged lunatic at worst.

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              • sarge07 August 7, 2017

                @treyblaq sorry bud, I also don't have time to do your research.

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                • treyblaq August 7, 2017

                  @sarge07 That is because it isn't true and you're merely spewing your opinion.

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                  • vivalamigra August 7, 2017

                    @treyblaq No poinion it's fact. Obama's book mentioned his respect for Islam and his hatred of his white half along with a healthy dose of Marxist bullshit.

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                    • luvthick August 8, 2017

                      @vivalamigra

                      Bullshit! Show the reference.

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                      • vivalamigra August 8, 2017

                        @luvthick I provided several quotes from B. Hussein Obama's book in the daily rant a few days ago. You just negged them without reading them.

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                        • luvthick August 8, 2017

                          @vivalamigra

                          Didn't see it, so I did not get a chance to neg them. I will look for it though.

                          ;-)

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                      • vivalamigra August 8, 2017

                        @luvthick Daily rant Aug 4th. Ream 'em and weep.

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                  • sarge07 August 8, 2017

                    @treyblaq bullshit

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        • luvthick August 7, 2017

          @sarge07

          Oh, Please stop it. I followed that campaign and I can tell you with certainty that you're being very selective.

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          • sarge07 August 7, 2017

            @luvthick perhaps, but factual and truthful.

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        • happyjack August 7, 2017

          @sarge07 sometimes it's as simple as what does he look like.....does he look like a black man or does he look like a white man?

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          • sarge07 August 7, 2017

            @happyjack didn't care actually, his words spoke volumes.

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          • vivalamigra August 7, 2017

            @happyjack Orange is the new black and I for one couldn't be happier.

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          • felterupgood August 7, 2017

            @happyjack

            Exactly

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          • sarge07 August 8, 2017

            @happyjack Does it matter? Do I look like an "Indian", or a Polynesian?

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            • cptcaveape August 8, 2017

              @sarge07 I doubt you're either. You're some goofy neck that adopted a tiny bit of native culture because it sounds good.

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              • vivalamigra August 8, 2017

                @cptcaveape Quit being so anti-non-immigrant.

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            • happyjack August 8, 2017

              @sarge07 If you were half and half and wanted to be known as a Polnesian, then that would be your choice...

              The point is if a person is mixed do they have to point out what they are mixed with, or can they just say whatever the fuck they want and you have to respect it because that's what they told you? What if he was 25% black, 25% white, 25% latino, 25% chinese? Would he need to name all that shit on any piece of paperwork he filled out??? If wants to be called black, call him black.....

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        • felterupgood August 7, 2017

          @sarge07

          I doubt all those black voters came out to vote for his white side.

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          • happyjack August 8, 2017

            @felterupgood black folks have zero problem with a mixed person. who gives a fuck????

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      • luvthick August 7, 2017

        @felterupgood

        Listen to your statement!

        I am a Black Person and I love my kids! Just like you would find that many other Black People do.

        'SMH'

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        • felterupgood August 7, 2017

          @luvthick

          If you love them enough to raise them WITH your wife then I say "Welcome to the 12%"

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          • happyjack August 7, 2017

            @felterupgood you're not even following along your own stats....

            Wasn't it based on living below the poverty line? Are you just changing it to 12% of all black families now?

            It's a simple cause and effect, if you have a single parent home you are more likely to be below the poverty line regardless of race.

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            • felterupgood August 7, 2017

              @happyjack

              I wondered if anyone would catch that.

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          • luvthick August 7, 2017

            @felterupgood

            You're too ridiculous to continue any sensible conversation with. Just stop and think for a moment, how bogus thay number must be, even including kids born out of wedlock, which by the way is across the board.

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            • felterupgood August 8, 2017

              @luvthick

              I'm convinced that fixing the parenting problem will fix everything else for ALL races and quality of life for all people. How can any reasonable person disagree?

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      • happyjack August 7, 2017

        @felterupgood another generalization. People of all races are sometimes good parents and people of all races are sometimes shitty parents.

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        • sarge07 August 7, 2017

          @happyjack yes indeed

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        • felterupgood August 7, 2017

          @happyjack

          Yes... but the specific point is the tremendous burden it puts on society and law enforcement and tax payers when only 2 out of 10 black men raise their kids... AND only 1 out of 3 white men raise their kids.

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          • happyjack August 7, 2017

            @felterupgood BELOW THE POVERTY LINE your numbers aren't accurate with our country as a whole. Fake news.

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            • felterupgood August 8, 2017

              @happyjack

              OH NO! I've been "Fake newsed" I feel like the ghost busters who got slimed.

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            • felterupgood August 8, 2017

              @happyjack

              What percent of single parent children do you think is acceptable?

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              • happyjack August 8, 2017

                @felterupgood acceptable to who?? For your argument? If so I wouldn't know haven't researched the matter.

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      • cptcaveape August 8, 2017

        @felterupgood vs white parents that are in their kids lives and pants.

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        • felterupgood August 9, 2017

          @cptcaveape

          And black kids on welfare are in their pockets. Poor white kids are double fucked.

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  • acairman August 7, 2017

    Looks like i am switching maple syrup brands.

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  • picklehiesner August 7, 2017

    Ain't nobody got time for dat

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  • truckingman August 7, 2017

    Did she ingest some PCP, PCB, or a combation of both substances?

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    • vivalamigra August 7, 2017

      @truckingman I think a lot of Little Debbies.

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  • james511969 August 7, 2017

    Looks like black crack to me.

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  • deadpen August 7, 2017

    Leslie Jones is crazy.

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    • cptcaveape August 7, 2017

      @deadpen HA! Ghostbusters shitting the bed really did a number on her.

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  • arctic_ice August 7, 2017

    is that a gorilla or black woman?

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  • doondah August 7, 2017

    Toreal, get your mom out the street, shes more valuable eating roaches at your dads house. Btw, do you have pancake titties too?

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  • onebad02ta August 7, 2017

    Jesus Christ are her tits touching her waist or where a waist should be?

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    • manunkind August 7, 2017

      @onebad02ta She doesn't have a waist. Just a gelatinous blob of fat.

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  • manunkind August 7, 2017

    Jenkem. Not even once.

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  • noprob August 9, 2017

    That was just fatabulouse....

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  • ouchchee August 9, 2017

    "When there's something strange in your neighborhood who you gonna call?" ......where's the rest of the team?

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  • neotap117 August 10, 2017

    Grimace from McDonald's has really let herself go.

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  • bass2mouth August 12, 2017

    That's not drugs just classic niggerdum

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  • rkelly August 13, 2017

    THAT ISN'T DRUGS,THAT FUCKING ELEPHANT HAS A PEANUT ALLERGY

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  • brud August 21, 2017

    maybe extacy idk...

    my friend was freaking out like that on a pill

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