EVER SEEN A 500LB MAN IN FLIGHT? IT'S MESMERIZING

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  • the suspect August 9, 2017

    Fat albert must have had the time of his life!

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  • 01nighttrain August 9, 2017

    now the pond water is contaminated

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    • noboongoon August 9, 2017

      @01nighttrain Nothing a little bleach can't fix. Ask Michael Jackson or Sammy Sosa, they'll confirm

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  • oddzilla August 9, 2017

    About how my last shit went.

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  • fockenperv August 9, 2017

    how many fish have to die needlessly?

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  • ninjakorn August 9, 2017

    Those goggles didnt fuckin help any, lol.

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  • maddog123 August 9, 2017

    They killed Kenny you bastards!!!!!

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    • sarge07 August 9, 2017

      @maddog123 you're supposed to wait for the reply "You bastards". it's not one sentence. LOL

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  • fiddledeedee August 9, 2017

    At least he left some water in the lake for the others.

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  • noboongoon August 9, 2017

    His fat acted like a parachute to slow him down

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    • luvthick August 9, 2017

      @noboongoon

      Alright, That was funny!

      ;-)

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      • sarge07 August 9, 2017

        @luvthick fir the first time in decades his internal organs went back into their right positions.

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      • prolurkercrazy August 10, 2017

        @luvthick don't feed the trolls

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  • 72jayd August 9, 2017

    Like a meteor hitting the earth.

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  • joat_amos August 9, 2017

    Chariots Of Fire. Vangelis. A true classic.

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  • sinner1ner August 9, 2017

    did he died?

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  • acairman August 9, 2017

    Pigment issuse, chimps can't swim.

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  • airsporter August 9, 2017

    When was the last time he saw his dick?

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    • sarge07 August 9, 2017

      @airsporter 1971?

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  • tuffey August 9, 2017

    No tsunami warning?

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  • therockbalancer August 9, 2017

    JUST A BIT OF DRAG THERE EH

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  • ouch August 9, 2017

    FlabbyJack

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  • hugemidget August 9, 2017

    That was beautiful, in an ugly sort of way.

    Looks like he knocked the bottom out of the fuckin pond.

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  • berget August 9, 2017

    love vangelis

    reminds me of hypersport on the C64 back in the days

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  • ketamine<3 August 9, 2017

    But can he swim? Wheres the boat to drag him out?

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    • sarge07 August 9, 2017

      @ketamine<3 not a boat big enough short of a destroyer

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      • ketamine<3 August 9, 2017

        @sarge07 haha! Now thats funny!

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  • secret squirrel August 9, 2017

    imagine the mess if he'd landed on concrete.

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    • sarge07 August 9, 2017

      @secret squirrel no prob, he has enough blubber to cushion the fall

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  • grhman August 9, 2017

    His belly was straight out first time anyone ever saw his dick! was a good day

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  • nybadguy August 9, 2017

    That was like watching water boil. Wtf

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  • p00n_jabb August 9, 2017

    That was awesome

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  • oded August 9, 2017

    Its created a Tsunami . Ban him from traveling to fukushima !

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    • sarge07 August 9, 2017

      @oded or Malaysia

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  • flyingcrow83 August 9, 2017

    Yo, he blew a fish out the water.

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  • whackjob August 9, 2017

    Thar she blows!!!!!!!!!

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  • hatchetface August 9, 2017

    I'd hate to be the poor fucker who has to wash that skidmark off the slide

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  • freddykrueger August 9, 2017

    ...he cannot not belly flop!

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  • houndog35 August 9, 2017

    His sunglasses said fuck it !!!!!!!

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  • willwags1 August 9, 2017

    Now we know how to drain a swamp

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  • mordecai August 9, 2017

    it's raining black fat men, halle...hell no!

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  • whobe August 9, 2017

    Was that an air bag that deployed?

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  • mclovin510 August 9, 2017

    You dead bro?

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  • runforestrun August 9, 2017

    :29 did anyone else see the fish go flying?

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  • truckingman August 9, 2017

    ??????????????????????????????????

    Just shaking his head, .............................

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    • sarge07 August 9, 2017

      @truckingman well,,, it is Crazyshit.com

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  • sharkkiller1 August 9, 2017

    thats not fat thats an air break also the people next county over got splashed by that

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  • sarge07 August 9, 2017

    HEY HEY HEY

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  • picklehiesner August 9, 2017

    Was that the eclipse ?

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  • cazaly August 9, 2017

    Dropped the water level by six inches.

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  • lowfro August 10, 2017

    Free willy!!

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  • neotap117 August 10, 2017

    His hair is gonna get nappy

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  • rockinron August 11, 2017

    i bet he sank 3 feetinto the mud in the bottom of that pond!

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  • bass2mouth August 12, 2017

    I'm surprised his fat nigger ass r even went under water he is so buoyant

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  • big_daddy305 August 12, 2017

    How do you put a dent in a lake? Here's a tutorial...

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  • bdbrad1 September 3, 2017

    Tyrone barely got any air for how huge that ramp is.

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