NOT 1, BUT BOTH HANDS SHOT TO PUNISH BRAZILIAN THIEF

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  • GrimmWilder August 9, 2017

    Now CLAP motherfucker!!!

    +7 -2
    • noboongoon August 9, 2017

      @GrimmWilder How will he ever turn on the clap on lamps?

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  • the suspect August 9, 2017

    "Im having a good day today, ill just shoot both your hands rather than beheading your sorry ass"

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  • fiddledeedee August 9, 2017

    Now he'll have to steal some fucking bandages.

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  • oddzilla August 9, 2017

    Ever heard about the time Jesus tried to eat M&M's?

    +2 -1
  • 01nighttrain August 9, 2017

    Should have shot his balls off , so he can't pollute the gene pool any more ,

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  • maddog123 August 9, 2017

    That's a shame dude just installed those clap on with clappers in his house!!! Eh that's all right tho he stole those fuckers too!!!

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  • letmefindout August 9, 2017

    I guess Jesus wasn't the only person unable to hold M&M's in his hands.

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  • sinner1ner August 9, 2017

    he probly stole something really valueble to them like a cassette player or something

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  • maddog123 August 9, 2017

    Dude was later voted most popular guy in a Brazilian prison!!!

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  • maddog123 August 9, 2017

    Puss hand

    +1 -0
  • fiddledeedee August 9, 2017

    Wow, he can't jerk off or wipe his ass now. Talk about ruining all the fun.

    +2 -0
  • airsporter August 9, 2017

    Damage seemed surprisingly minimal.

    +1 -0
    • whobe August 9, 2017

      @airsporter seemed.

      +1 -0
  • hugemidget August 9, 2017

    Opportunity knocks. Stick drinking straws in the holes and head for the goth/BDSM clubs. A dollar for a sip straight from the tap.

    +2 -0
  • hiwudjablome August 9, 2017

    I like this system,,need some of this around here..

    +1 -0
  • james511969 August 9, 2017

    Again with the Sig-mata.

    That Jesus had it easy.

    +1 -0
  • luvthick August 9, 2017

    Somebody's having a threesome tonight.

    +2 -0
  • grhman August 9, 2017

    How is he going to steal now more unemployment in Brazil

    +1 -0
  • nuketheyanks August 9, 2017

    His wank game just Improved tenfold

    +2 -0
  • nybadguy August 9, 2017

    Good. Don't take what isn't yours. I personally would of killed them. I've had my shed broken into a few times. Bikes tools atv's taken. It's a bad feeling. Especially that i had kids in the house. That's a major violation. It's open season on a mother fucker if caught in the act.

    +2 -0
    • secret squirrel August 9, 2017

      @nybadguy

      What else you got in that shed??

      +2 -0
      • mordecai August 9, 2017

        @secret squirrel a booby trapped hand granade

        +2 -0
      • nybadguy August 9, 2017

        @secret squirrel. HAHA. Some weed stashed in there mower. Snow blower. Weed wacker etc...

        +1 -0
      • whobe August 9, 2017

        @secret squirrel sounds like nothing.

        +1 -0
  • secret squirrel August 9, 2017

    thats gonna slow his swimming down big time.

    +2 -0
  • vivalamigra August 9, 2017

    We need TWO walls. Good idea.

    +1 -2
    • prolurkercrazy August 10, 2017

      @vivalamigra Yeah, because one stupid fucking idea will be better times 2...

      +1 -1
  • mordecai August 9, 2017

    cool, not one but 2 portable peeping tom holes!

    +2 -0
  • hatchetface August 9, 2017

    I'm thinking other countries need to consider this as punishment

    +1 -0
  • sylvain August 9, 2017

    Hard to masturbate now

    +1 -0
    • freddykrueger August 9, 2017

      @sylvain...or really good depending how weird you are! ...he really could fuck his hand now!

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  • willwags1 August 9, 2017

    Brazil should use Crazyshit as a public service announcement for stealing!

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  • mclovin510 August 9, 2017

    Now you can masturbate through the hole.

    +1 -0
  • truckingman August 9, 2017

    Why do they not shoot the thief's hands with a S&W five hundred?

    +0 -0
  • sarge07 August 9, 2017

    Did he miss his head? And seriously, how's the poor bastard gonna pic his nose?

    +0 -0
  • deadpen August 9, 2017

    Must be "that guy" that you have to tell twice.

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  • picklehiesner August 9, 2017

    Two new girlfriends

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  • rockinron August 11, 2017

    that nigra done fucked up!

    +0 -0
  • harly9 August 12, 2017

    Can't believe all of the posts referencing a completely fictional character. Heysoos never existed.

    +0 -0
 
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