IDIOT OF THE WEEK: GAVE HIMSELF 1ST DEGREE BURNS FOR $3.00

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  • the suspect August 10, 2017

    This guy must have mistaken it for 300

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  • hatchetface August 10, 2017

    I'd pay him another $3 to do it again!

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  • letmefindout August 10, 2017

    Probably cooked better than the barbequed iguana...

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    • sarge07 August 10, 2017

      @letmefindout iguana is pretty good actually

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  • Cory H. August 10, 2017

    I think his three bucks was in that pocket too.

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    • luvthick August 10, 2017

      @Cory H.

      Damn! He was planning on buying three burritos with that.

      ;-)

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      • sarge07 August 10, 2017

        @luvthick or a master cylinder, no offense are they still called that?

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    • whobe August 12, 2017

      @Cory H. LOL

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  • sinner1ner August 10, 2017

    still wouldnt pay him

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  • noboongoon August 10, 2017

    I'd pay him $3 every time he does it until it gets the job done.

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  • ouch August 10, 2017

    FBP

    Flaming Black People!

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  • lowfro August 10, 2017

    This is why you don't write your farts

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  • hugemidget August 10, 2017

    Those $3 will burn up quick when you gotta switch to extra soft toilet paper.

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  • fiddledeedee August 10, 2017

    I'd recommend a medicated toilet seat.

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    • noboongoon August 10, 2017

      @fiddledeedee I'd recommend a noose

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  • neotap117 August 10, 2017

    If you can't wash away the stink.....burn it off.

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  • secret squirrel August 10, 2017

    That niggas ass is hot!

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  • whackjob August 10, 2017

    I guess he wasn't black enough.

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  • mrthorwald August 10, 2017

    Smells like fried chicken

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  • peaks August 10, 2017

    Three Dollars?!

    Hell, my ex-wife would suck off a basketball team for less than that.

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  • freddykrueger August 10, 2017

    ...you know that's getting infected!

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  • vivalamigra August 10, 2017

    Hope he got paid upfront or he will be burned again!

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  • blueballedbastard August 10, 2017

    Stop drop and roll ... fire would have been extinguished in seconds. Uneducated crackhead.

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  • willwags1 August 10, 2017

    looks like he wont sit on his ass all day!

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  • felterupgood August 10, 2017

    The last time I heard "my ass is on fire" I was watching 80's anal porn

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  • 72jayd August 10, 2017

    Now he's gonna have to spend those bucks on some used pants.

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  • sarge07 August 10, 2017

    Amazing

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  • grhman August 10, 2017

    All I heard was nigger, nigger, nigger, but no one put him out its Trumps fault

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  • honkie365 August 10, 2017

    I sincerely doubt that he will miss any work because of this malady.

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    • happyjack August 10, 2017

      @honkie365 Quit playing honkey lol

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  • picklehiesner August 10, 2017

    I want my two dollars !

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    • happyjack August 10, 2017

      @picklehiesner Another classic movie.

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  • nybadguy August 10, 2017

    Black people problems

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  • jerkinjeb August 10, 2017

    Adopted. No doubt.

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  • putrifaction August 11, 2017

    Damn lucky no one put a tire around his neck.

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  • nybadguy August 11, 2017

    I'll give him $100 to drink bleach.

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  • bass2mouth August 12, 2017

    What NIGGERs do these days

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  • kore October 12, 2017

    Reminds me of an old song,' Cause youuuu, Light up My Life' By Debbie Boone

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