LESSON LEARNED: DON'T FUCK WITH A GUY HOLDING A MACHETE

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Happened in Colombia, not Brazil. YEAH I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER.

49 Comments
  • GrimmWilder August 10, 2017

    That's sum Savage 3rd world Shit right there......

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    • freddykrueger August 10, 2017

      @GrimmWilder...then they rode their dirt bikes across the beach and went down into an abandoned underground cave motel where a young Kiefer Sutherland gave them rice maggots and blowjobs!

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      • GrimmWilder August 10, 2017

        @freddykrueger

        I'm apt to follow if those BJ's are from Jami Gertz, she still looks as good today as she did in 'The Lost Boys'.,.,.,..,.,

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    • sarge07 August 10, 2017

      @GrimmWilder future refugees?

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      • GrimmWilder August 10, 2017

        @sarge07 ....Naw Sarge.....The Lost Boys;

        https://www.google.ca/search?q=the+lost+boys&rlz=1C1GIWA_enCA682CA682&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjti4_9uM3VAhWpxlQKHT2mBw4Q_AUICigB&biw=1470&bih=715

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  • mrcanada August 10, 2017

    No the lesson should be, don't come to a machete fight without a loaded gun.

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    • mancock August 12, 2017

      @mrcanada or maybe learn how to fight, youre just another gun slinging fag

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  • the suspect August 10, 2017

    that one guy who set the chair back up LMAO

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  • hatchetface August 10, 2017

    Columbian machete bikers? Sounds like a good movie!

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  • sinner1ner August 10, 2017

    This is sparta!!!!!

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  • letmefindout August 10, 2017

    Sushi bar training?

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  • letmefindout August 10, 2017

    Now I know what happened to all of those Ginzu knives from the seventies.

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  • noboongoon August 10, 2017

    No one better help, but everyone better take pictures

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    • secret squirrel August 10, 2017

      @noboongoon Don't underestimate the power of a like on Facebook. People would die for it....

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  • stevenkk August 10, 2017

    This is how trump and Kim Jong un should fix their issues ,I'll even pay for the ppv

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    • cptcaveape August 10, 2017

      @stevenkk my money's on Kim. Trump would get whacked while boasting about how yuge his knife is.

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  • ouch August 10, 2017

    Ha ha ha ha ha hatchet face you are a hatchet face ah ha ha

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  • lowfro August 10, 2017

    That's not a knife this is a knife !!

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  • luvthick August 10, 2017

    Modern Day Triage = Pull out your cellphone and begin recording.

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    • sarge07 August 10, 2017

      @luvthick yep, idiots all

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  • houndog35 August 10, 2017

    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE !!!!!!!!!

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    • sarge07 August 10, 2017

      @houndog35 "Who want's to live forever"

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  • underpants August 10, 2017

    Game of Tacos

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  • airsporter August 10, 2017

    'Dont nobody slip now - Let me get this chair over the spillage'. (Wallmart Training kicking in.)

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  • peaks August 10, 2017

    I said slice it THIN motherfucker!

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  • nybadguy August 10, 2017

    Is is is he dead

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    • sarge07 August 10, 2017

      @nybadguy not sure, he did move a couple times, but he could have dieded

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    • cptcaveape August 10, 2017

      @nybadguy that nigga dead B

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  • happyjack August 10, 2017

    "Lesson Learned" is that really a teachable moment. Mr Crazyshit you write some cheesy corny captions, you could really benefit from a ghost writer.

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    • GrimmWilder August 10, 2017

      @happyjack

      You are actually critiquing these stupid captions!??

      Jeeee-sus jack,....... you could really benefit from decaffeinated,..,.,,.

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      • sarge07 August 10, 2017

        @GrimmWilder decaf is for PUSSIES!!!!!

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      • happyjack August 10, 2017

        @GrimmWilder These are jokes, I usually write this stuff before I get out of bed between 4-5 am, half of the fun is going back in the evening to see what I wrote....I usually can't remember. So don't take me too seriously....

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  • salvador76 August 10, 2017

    Anger is of the devil and one of my weaknesses, never to this extreme though.

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    • sarge07 August 10, 2017

      @salvador76 that's why I have a heavy bag to take my aggressions out on.

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      • salvador76 August 11, 2017

        @sarge07 that definetly works but so does some cod matches.

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  • picklehiesner August 10, 2017

    That's a solid overhand chop

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  • sarge07 August 10, 2017

    By all means let him bleed out, no one help. Oh, and focus on a an empty coke bottle.

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  • neotap117 August 10, 2017

    Machete don't text....but if I'm bleeding from a severed artery, apply pressure, do not take pics and vids please

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    • sarge07 August 10, 2017

      @neotap117 where was Machete when ya need him?

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  • therockbalancer August 10, 2017

    this is fake. nobody looted his pockets

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  • deadpen August 10, 2017

    This country needs tougher gun laws. This is the proof control needs to show in America of why no one needs guns. Guns kill people, take all the guns up and no one can kill anyone. There was no death by murder or accident until man made guns.

    *sarcasm*

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  • deadpen August 10, 2017

    What this over that scarf he picked up at the end?

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  • stevenkk August 10, 2017

    I've always found very surrealistic the moment when someone just gives up and stops fighting or defending himself , knowing that he's fucked

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  • b-train August 10, 2017

    Glad he put that chair upright. That guy might have wanted to sit up while dying.

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  • rockinron August 11, 2017

    mexicans nuff said.

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  • rolandomota August 12, 2017

    Looks like someone's been watching to much game of thrones

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  • crzyshitvoyeur August 14, 2017

    I love the fucker bending down to get the nice close up before robbing the dead guy.

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