Happened in Colombia, not Brazil. YEAH I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER.
That's sum Savage 3rd world Shit right there......
@GrimmWilder...then they rode their dirt bikes across the beach and went down into an abandoned underground cave motel where a young Kiefer Sutherland gave them rice maggots and blowjobs!
I'm apt to follow if those BJ's are from Jami Gertz, she still looks as good today as she did in 'The Lost Boys'.,.,.,..,.,
@GrimmWilder future refugees?
@sarge07 ....Naw Sarge.....The Lost Boys;
No the lesson should be, don't come to a machete fight without a loaded gun.
@mrcanada or maybe learn how to fight, youre just another gun slinging fag
that one guy who set the chair back up LMAO
Columbian machete bikers? Sounds like a good movie!
This is sparta!!!!!
Sushi bar training?
Now I know what happened to all of those Ginzu knives from the seventies.
No one better help, but everyone better take pictures
@noboongoon Don't underestimate the power of a like on Facebook. People would die for it....
This is how trump and Kim Jong un should fix their issues ,I'll even pay for the ppv
@stevenkk my money's on Kim. Trump would get whacked while boasting about how yuge his knife is.
Ha ha ha ha ha hatchet face you are a hatchet face ah ha ha
That's not a knife this is a knife !!
Modern Day Triage = Pull out your cellphone and begin recording.
@luvthick yep, idiots all
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE !!!!!!!!!
@houndog35 "Who want's to live forever"
Game of Tacos
'Dont nobody slip now - Let me get this chair over the spillage'. (Wallmart Training kicking in.)
I said slice it THIN motherfucker!
Is is is he dead
@nybadguy not sure, he did move a couple times, but he could have dieded
@nybadguy that nigga dead B
"Lesson Learned" is that really a teachable moment. Mr Crazyshit you write some cheesy corny captions, you could really benefit from a ghost writer.
You are actually critiquing these stupid captions!??
Jeeee-sus jack,....... you could really benefit from decaffeinated,..,.,,.
@GrimmWilder decaf is for PUSSIES!!!!!
@GrimmWilder These are jokes, I usually write this stuff before I get out of bed between 4-5 am, half of the fun is going back in the evening to see what I wrote....I usually can't remember. So don't take me too seriously....
Anger is of the devil and one of my weaknesses, never to this extreme though.
@salvador76 that's why I have a heavy bag to take my aggressions out on.
@sarge07 that definetly works but so does some cod matches.
That's a solid overhand chop
By all means let him bleed out, no one help. Oh, and focus on a an empty coke bottle.
Machete don't text....but if I'm bleeding from a severed artery, apply pressure, do not take pics and vids please
@neotap117 where was Machete when ya need him?
this is fake. nobody looted his pockets
This country needs tougher gun laws. This is the proof control needs to show in America of why no one needs guns. Guns kill people, take all the guns up and no one can kill anyone. There was no death by murder or accident until man made guns.
What this over that scarf he picked up at the end?
I've always found very surrealistic the moment when someone just gives up and stops fighting or defending himself , knowing that he's fucked
Glad he put that chair upright. That guy might have wanted to sit up while dying.
mexicans nuff said.
Looks like someone's been watching to much game of thrones
I love the fucker bending down to get the nice close up before robbing the dead guy.