UHH... DOES THIS COUNT AS A BLOWJOB?

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  • GrimmWilder August 10, 2017

    PIG-IN-THE-BLANKET!!!!!

    +18 -1
    • underpants August 10, 2017

      @GrimmWilder pig in the bed

      +1 -5
    • freddykrueger August 10, 2017

      @GrimmWilder ...YES! +8

      +1 -1
    • willwags1 August 10, 2017

      @GrimmWilder beat me to it!

      +1 -1
      • sarge07 August 10, 2017

        @willwags1 can't beat what doesn't get hard

        +1 -1
        • willwags1 August 10, 2017

          @sarge07 my wife thought she was hard by opening her mouth but I beat her. Believe me when I say; she's soft!

          +1 -0
  • ouch August 10, 2017

    Re-post

    +1 -6
  • hatchetface August 10, 2017

    So many levels of wrong

    +2 -0
  • the suspect August 10, 2017

    Bitch likes extra girth in her dicks

    +1 -1
    • sarge07 August 10, 2017

      @the suspect unfortunately when the "pump" them, or fill with saline or silicone they are useless

      +0 -0
  • fockenperv August 10, 2017

    people do stupid shit

    +4 -0
  • ketamine<3 August 10, 2017

    No it doesn't. Thats disgusting.

    +2 -0
  • letmefindout August 10, 2017

    Inflated ego, inflated genitals.

    +1 -0
  • letmefindout August 10, 2017

    I thought that when you shoot steroids the cock and balls got smaller?

    +1 -0
  • prolurkercrazy August 10, 2017

    @Toreal I got this...

    FWP!

    Jesus H. Christ! What the fuck is that!

    +1 -1
    • GrimmWilder August 10, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy

      Browniehound.....

      +2 -2
    • vivalamigra August 10, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy Allah H. Sandnigger it's a woman they suck cock too!

      +1 -2
      • prolurkercrazy August 10, 2017

        @vivalamigra besides yourself? Amazing.

        +1 -2
    • sarge07 August 10, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy AGREE 100%

      +2 -1
  • sinner1ner August 10, 2017

    i love how the only tag on this video is "the Blob"

    +2 -0
  • lowfro August 10, 2017

    Almost looks like a corndog with testicles

    +2 -0
    • GrimmWilder August 10, 2017

      @lowfro

      And you just can't wait to wrap your lips around that corndog.,.,,.,.

      +3 -1
      • vivalamigra August 10, 2017

        @GrimmWilder Prolurker is asking for Grey Poopon.

        +1 -3
        • prolurkercrazy August 10, 2017

          @vivalamigra Again your fixation on me is unreciprocated maybe you should try your man crush Grimm. You two seem to see eye to brown eye.

          +2 -2
          • GrimmWilder August 10, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy ....Naa we'll leave that to you...

            You shemales know all about that brown eye action.,,..,

            +2 -3
            • vivalamigra August 10, 2017

              @GrimmWilder Google "pro lurker crazy" and all kinds of tranny porn shows up. But I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

              +1 -2
            • prolurkercrazy August 10, 2017

              @GrimmWilder got no place to go but calling names. What are you 10 years old for fucks sake!

              +2 -0
              • GrimmWilder August 10, 2017

                @prolurkercrazy

                Hay Tinkerbell..., when you start talkin bout all that "man'crush" and "brown'eye" shit...........that's shemale talk .....

                +0 -3
  • hugemidget August 10, 2017

    Finally, we have the technology to make our cocks look like we fucked a beehive. Now with 100% less beehive fucking!

    +3 -0
    • fiddledeedee August 10, 2017

      @hugemidget

      OOOoh. I HATE bee-hive fucking, but at least you get to cum in your honey.

      +2 -1
      • sarge07 August 10, 2017

        @fiddledeedee LOL +5 Truckingman may like that funny comment

        +0 -0
  • luvthick August 10, 2017

    That's not a Blowjob, it's a Tipjob!

    +2 -2
  • fiddledeedee August 10, 2017

    What the fuck member of what equine family was that?

    +1 -1
    • sarge07 August 10, 2017

      @fiddledeedee "Equineus Mononus"

      +0 -0
  • thebutcher18 August 10, 2017

    Jabba da Hood's Dick!

    +1 -0
  • peaks August 10, 2017

    The Pillsbury Doughboy can get blown and yet I've not been slobbered on in years. Oh, well.

    +1 -0
    • sarge07 August 10, 2017

      @peaks but whoever so blows the doughboy is 87% more likely to get a yeast infection

      +1 -0
  • secret squirrel August 10, 2017

    Mom?!

    +2 -1
  • nybadguy August 10, 2017

    Now I'm no queer but that there dick looks strange.

    +2 -0
    • peaks August 10, 2017

      @nybadguy

      Ya think?

      +1 -0
      • nybadguy August 10, 2017

        @peaks It hurts when i think.

        +2 -0
  • happyjack August 10, 2017

    Mr Crazyshit makes this his top video, top pick of the day? Hey what ever floats your boat.

    +5 -0
  • picklehiesner August 10, 2017

    This guy fucked Robbie's bee hives

    +2 -0
    • acairman August 10, 2017

      @picklehiesner That is Robbie. He likes his honey in the hive and the bedroom.

      +1 -1
  • sarge07 August 10, 2017

    Why do idiots do that to themselves?

    +0 -0
  • deadpen August 10, 2017

    This is that gay guy that shot his cock full of silicone or fag juice right? I'm pretty sure there is like 3 videos of him on here too.

    One video is of him bitching like a little faggot because guys won't let him fuck them with is jelly dong.

    +0 -1
  • doc_ock August 10, 2017

    Looks like a loaf of bread

    +0 -0
  • seckert August 11, 2017

    Major case of puff penis

    +0 -0
  • rockinron August 11, 2017

    i concur!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!

    +1 -1
  • sorillo August 12, 2017

    What the heck does he has there?

    Uncut penis is one thing, but that is a freaking hotdog in a gigantic bun hahahaha

    +0 -0
  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones August 12, 2017

    Shit looks like a winner wrap

    +0 -0
 
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