THEY MAKE VENDING MACHINES FOR EVERYTHING NOW

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  • the suspect August 11, 2017

    Seems more like a score on the stuffed animal machine!

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  • itchy11 August 11, 2017

    Aaaaaannndd nope, no samich!

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    • james511969 August 12, 2017

      @itchy11 looks like you could get an old tuna Samich.

      Pass. .

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  • sinner1ner August 11, 2017

    was she taking a shit through her underwear

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  • seckert August 11, 2017

    Jackass moment

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  • peaks August 11, 2017

    POP goes the sleeeezo!

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  • letmefindout August 11, 2017

    That's what she gets for squatting and hovering over the seat.

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    • sarge07 August 11, 2017

      @letmefindout sorry but the rare event I need to squat on a toilet? I use the ole tried and tested "cowboy" toilet squat.

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  • 72jayd August 11, 2017

    Now she needs a backyonomy.

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  • fiddledeedee August 11, 2017

    And that's how Johnny and Suzy met, the rank smell of the shitter keeping everyone back away from them. Johnny kept swatting the flies offen the barf on Suzy's face and it was a shame she couldn't get back into the potty in time, you know whut I mean? Eventually Suzy came around, her eyes began to focus again. She stared into Johnny's eyes while just a couple doors down, horrid sharp farts and machine-gun like diarrhea sounds punctuated the air. Sounds like hunks of mud being sprayed in a wet bucket from a broken tuba. It was a romantic moment no one will forget.

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    • ouch August 11, 2017

      @fiddledeedee Oh man that was fucking awesome

      I got fucking tears on my eyes from laughing ya cunt

      LMMFAO

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    • noboongoon August 11, 2017

      @fiddledeedee A better love story than Twilight.

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    • secret squirrel August 11, 2017

      @fiddledeedee I smell a movie

      +5 -1
    • luvthick August 12, 2017

      @fiddledeedee

      Good Stuff!

      +2 -1
    • 1969 August 14, 2017

      @fiddledeedee poet

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  • lowfro August 11, 2017

    The new porta woman

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  • sealex August 11, 2017

    Guess she got caught with her pants down. And sleeping it off. Lol.. quick pull off the granny panties it will be less embarrassing.

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  • joat_amos August 11, 2017

    Drunk slut was probably standing up pissing through her panties into the toilet.

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  • fukinyourmom August 11, 2017

    Just how you met all your wives you dirty fucks!! Neg me whores!!!

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  • secret squirrel August 11, 2017

    I must admit. I'm a porta potty squatter and have been caught out like this many times.

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  • bigblackhead August 11, 2017

    she's full of shit

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  • luvthick August 11, 2017

    Hahaha! He thought he was getting the ivanka model.

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  • hatchetface August 11, 2017

    Love at first shiet

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  • picklehiesner August 11, 2017

    Isn't she just lovely

    +2 -0
    • airsporter August 11, 2017

      @picklehiesner Theres the beginnings of a Hit there..Isn't She Wonderful..

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  • nuketheyanks August 11, 2017

    Americunts living the dream

    +0 -3
    • sarge07 August 11, 2017

      @nuketheyanks better than your sorryass johngirl

      +4 -1
  • sarge07 August 11, 2017

    Now that was funny, I don't care who ya are

    +1 -1
  • vivalamigra August 11, 2017

    Prolurkercrazy is going to step on it as soon as that dude in the hat gets in.

    +2 -2
    • prolurkercrazy August 11, 2017

      @vivalamigra clearly you want in first.

      +4 -1
      • vivalamigra August 12, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy No one would want to go in after you that's for sure!

        +2 -1
  • old fokker August 11, 2017

    What an asshole.

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  • truckingman August 11, 2017

    Why are all of the 'Port-A-Potties' mounted, singly, on trailers?

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  • nybadguy August 11, 2017

    Haha

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  • airsporter August 11, 2017

    Should of jus hitched up the Harley and towed the Apple Catcher Bingo Box into the Woods.

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  • deadpen August 11, 2017

    Keep your eye on the beer. He switched hands, wasn't about to put it down, but by doing so he ended up putting near that naked ass that was sitting on the million disease seat.

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    • sarge07 August 12, 2017

      @deadpen would you put your beer down that close to the outhouses?

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  • bass2mouth August 12, 2017

    What an idiot whore cunt! The only thing worse would be if she had that dark skin

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    • noboongoon August 12, 2017

      @bass2mouth yep, then she would have been mistaken for a turd out of the toilet

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  • cazaly August 12, 2017

    Toilet pussy, come get your toilet pussy. Get it while it's warm.

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  • wafflecock August 12, 2017

    Leave her alone! She was tryin to figure out how to use one of them there funnel things that let "ladies" pee standing up. Chances are she'd have done better if she wasn't all kinds of fucked up!

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  • harly9 August 12, 2017

    I know a guy that banged a slut in a port-a-shitter at Alpine Valley during an Aerosmith concert. She was kinda hot but DAMN! Still trying to decide which one of them was the lower life form.

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  • sarge07 August 12, 2017

    the ACME 500 Ho Dispenser

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  • isma August 12, 2017

    americunt!!!

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