Seems more like a score on the stuffed animal machine!
Aaaaaannndd nope, no samich!
@itchy11 looks like you could get an old tuna Samich.
was she taking a shit through her underwear
POP goes the sleeeezo!
That's what she gets for squatting and hovering over the seat.
@letmefindout sorry but the rare event I need to squat on a toilet? I use the ole tried and tested "cowboy" toilet squat.
Now she needs a backyonomy.
And that's how Johnny and Suzy met, the rank smell of the shitter keeping everyone back away from them. Johnny kept swatting the flies offen the barf on Suzy's face and it was a shame she couldn't get back into the potty in time, you know whut I mean? Eventually Suzy came around, her eyes began to focus again. She stared into Johnny's eyes while just a couple doors down, horrid sharp farts and machine-gun like diarrhea sounds punctuated the air. Sounds like hunks of mud being sprayed in a wet bucket from a broken tuba. It was a romantic moment no one will forget.
@fiddledeedee Oh man that was fucking awesome
I got fucking tears on my eyes from laughing ya cunt
@fiddledeedee A better love story than Twilight.
@fiddledeedee I smell a movie
The new porta woman
Guess she got caught with her pants down. And sleeping it off. Lol.. quick pull off the granny panties it will be less embarrassing.
Drunk slut was probably standing up pissing through her panties into the toilet.
Just how you met all your wives you dirty fucks!! Neg me whores!!!
I must admit. I'm a porta potty squatter and have been caught out like this many times.
she's full of shit
Hahaha! He thought he was getting the ivanka model.
Love at first shiet
Isn't she just lovely
@picklehiesner Theres the beginnings of a Hit there..Isn't She Wonderful..
Americunts living the dream
@nuketheyanks better than your sorryass johngirl
Now that was funny, I don't care who ya are
Prolurkercrazy is going to step on it as soon as that dude in the hat gets in.
@vivalamigra clearly you want in first.
@prolurkercrazy No one would want to go in after you that's for sure!
What an asshole.
Why are all of the 'Port-A-Potties' mounted, singly, on trailers?
Should of jus hitched up the Harley and towed the Apple Catcher Bingo Box into the Woods.
Keep your eye on the beer. He switched hands, wasn't about to put it down, but by doing so he ended up putting near that naked ass that was sitting on the million disease seat.
@deadpen would you put your beer down that close to the outhouses?
What an idiot whore cunt! The only thing worse would be if she had that dark skin
@bass2mouth yep, then she would have been mistaken for a turd out of the toilet
Toilet pussy, come get your toilet pussy. Get it while it's warm.
Leave her alone! She was tryin to figure out how to use one of them there funnel things that let "ladies" pee standing up. Chances are she'd have done better if she wasn't all kinds of fucked up!
I know a guy that banged a slut in a port-a-shitter at Alpine Valley during an Aerosmith concert. She was kinda hot but DAMN! Still trying to decide which one of them was the lower life form.
the ACME 500 Ho Dispenser