ONCE IN A LIFETIME CUMSHOT: BRING HEADGEAR NEXT TIME!

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  • the suspect August 16, 2017

    Zing!

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    • GrimmWilder August 16, 2017

      @the suspect Here's your Zing

      .

      .

      Georgie-peorgie puddin an pie..

      Jerked-off in his girlfriend's eye...

      When that eye was dry and shut..

      Georgie Fucked that one eyed Slut!!,...,

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      • hiwudjablome August 16, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        Bahahahahaha

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      • sarge07 August 16, 2017

        @GrimmWilder LOL +5

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      • ketamine<3 August 16, 2017

        @GrimmWilder haha that's awesome

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      • jerkinjeb August 16, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        Hickory dickory doc,

        The bitch was sucking my cock,

        The clock struck two,

        I blew my goo,

        And dropped her off at the next block...

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        • nybadguy August 16, 2017

          @jerkinjeb little boy blew. He needed the money. O

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          • GrimmWilder August 16, 2017

            @nybadguy

            'Little Jack Happy.,.

            sat wid his pappy,,.

            Eating some pizza Pie,.,.

            He blew his friend tony

            and den shit pepperoni

            Then wiped his mouth on his tie.,.,.,.,,.

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            • nybadguy August 16, 2017

              @GrimmWilder HAHA. good stuff bro lol

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  • cazaly August 16, 2017

    Swallow.. Or it's going in your eye..

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  • sealex August 16, 2017

    Now she's a pirate whore.

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  • hiwudjablome August 16, 2017

    bitch left there saying "i'll keep an eye out for ya"

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  • peaks August 16, 2017

    Looks like he fired a cum soaked Q-tip at the pig.

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  • vikingshill August 16, 2017

    That's a better launch than NOKO could ever do. He was on target

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  • jersey devil August 16, 2017

    I wish I had a violent blast off like that!

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    • james511969 August 16, 2017

      @jersey devil ask him, he might let you have a shot.

      Lol!

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  • kiwi cunt August 16, 2017

    Look at that baby batter fly!

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  • strokerace August 16, 2017

    PEW!!! PEW!! PEW!! Right in the eye.

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    • ouch August 16, 2017

      @strokerace lol

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  • maddog123 August 16, 2017

    You shoot your eye out you shoot your eye out!!!!! Red Ryder cum cum gun

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    • sarge07 August 16, 2017

      @maddog123 I have a website for that game

      http://www.erniesarcade.com/dontshootyoureyeout/play/

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  • letmefindout August 16, 2017

    Bravo! William Tell couldn't have done any better.

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  • sinner1ner August 16, 2017

    this guy needs to change his diet, that shit bounced like silly puddy

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  • frank n. stein August 16, 2017

    LUCKY slut! I'd take that load!

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  • failure101 August 16, 2017

    Is that considered abnormal?

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    • maddog123 August 16, 2017

      @failure101 only when your shlong just lays there and when it finally goes off only a bubble appears out of the tip

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      • felterupgood August 16, 2017

        @maddog123

        So you have seen that happen ?

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  • therockbalancer August 16, 2017

    that was cheezy should get that looked at

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  • ezbuddy August 16, 2017

    Its all fun and games till someone loses an eye

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  • happyjack August 16, 2017

    Is Mr Crazyshit really giving out recommendations on taking cumshots???

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  • happyjack August 16, 2017

    Vivalaimigra is stalking me, but he'll never find me here, not in a video with a big tit slut as the thumbnail. Ssshhh nobody tell him that I'm here.

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    • prolurkercrazy August 16, 2017

      @happyjack roflmao!!!!

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      • vivalamigra August 16, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy Most of those 16,000 views are you anf Jack watching that cumshot over and over.

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        • happyjack August 16, 2017

          @vivalamigra what are you doing here? Who told you I was here?

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          • vivalamigra August 16, 2017

            @happyjack You know I'm Prolurkercrazy when I'm drunk.

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        • happyjack August 16, 2017

          @vivalamigra Every man wants to see a porno end with the woman getting a face full of cum....or do you turn off every porn before the cumshot??? See...... your're acting suspicious again.

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          • vivalamigra August 16, 2017

            @happyjack Don't project your porn addiction onto other people. I have a lovely woman that leaves me satisfied so I do not need to "happyjack" every other minute.

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            • happyjack August 16, 2017

              @vivalamigra LMFAO +1 I'll give credit where credit is due.

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          • felterupgood August 16, 2017

            @happyjack

            Not me... I want to see her friend's mouth full while she is licking my balls

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  • picklehiesner August 16, 2017

    You'll shoot your eye out !

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  • whobe August 16, 2017

    Challenger you are a go at throttle up.

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  • fiddledeedee August 16, 2017

    I bet she never saw it coming.

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  • sarge07 August 16, 2017

    Perhaps it's just me, but all this porn shit is getting boring

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    • airsporter August 16, 2017

      @sarge07 Agree- Especially the '0' intros to other Sites.

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    • felterupgood August 16, 2017

      @sarge07

      Yeah, it's not nearly nasty enough porn on this site.

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    • ketamine<3 August 16, 2017

      @sarge07 their contract with the advertisers probly makes them post a certain ammount of it. I dont mind it personally but hey, it is what it is. Fucking Crazy Shit!

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  • mclovin510 August 16, 2017

    Nice 50 cal. from below. Man, that had some stank on it!

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  • jdrob120 August 16, 2017

    Now she can keep an eye on the kids for him.....I bet she didn't see that cumming....

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  • renbo956 August 16, 2017

    Money Shot / Surprise Bitch/ BullsEye

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  • renbo956 August 16, 2017

    Her Vision Clearer Than With Clearasel

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  • ob1 August 16, 2017

    Well played sir, plenty in the tank!

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  • truckingman August 16, 2017

    Was the male porn star aiming for his female costar's eye went he projectile ejactulated?

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  • fatlarry August 16, 2017

    bulls eye

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  • lowfro August 17, 2017

    Well now its her blindspot

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  • maxhardcore69er August 17, 2017

    Fucken awsome i wish i could cum like that.. when i blow it's more like tooth paste..

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  • 72jayd August 17, 2017

    True professional, doesn't even try to get it out of her eye.

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  • dozer67 August 18, 2017

    He had to sit down after that shot WOW

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  • core August 19, 2017

    C U M on,,,, Really??!! In my eye??!!!

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  • h-town71 August 19, 2017

    Equallavant to a shotgun blast to the face.

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  • frank n. stein September 4, 2017

    You missed that LUCKY girl's mouth!

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