NEVER TOUCH ANYTHING IN IKEA. THIS IS WHY

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  • the suspect August 16, 2017

    Good luck getting those refurbished!

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  • peaks August 16, 2017

    Hey, the stupid cunt takes direction well.

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  • hiwudjablome August 16, 2017

    Now she'll go home and ride her 14" rubber dick,,,which is what we really want to see..

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  • vikingshill August 16, 2017

    The next time I go furniture shopping, I'm taking my blacklight with me

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    • ouch August 16, 2017

      @vikingshill DATS RACIST lol

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    • mrthorwald August 16, 2017

      @vikingshill you don't need a light to see them, they're friggin' everywhere!

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  • jersey devil August 16, 2017

    What a lucky bastard. I remember when my white whore used to do things like this .. Too bad we gave up coke.

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  • maddog123 August 16, 2017

    This is the same shit that took out k mart now wall mart it was fucked when it opened its first store in little rock Arkansas and Hillary fucked a watermelon while she sucked bill to a high cum in her mouth and crushed the melon and served up slices to all the customers who loved it fuck you the end...!

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  • sinner1ner August 16, 2017

    ive said this before, i hate it when white chicks have a super black asshole, so annoying

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  • kiwi cunt August 16, 2017

    Some fishy business going on there.

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  • strokerace August 16, 2017

    Her pussy looked like the Arby's Roast Beef Special.

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  • frank n. stein August 16, 2017

    You've seen one slut, you've seen 'em all. NEXT!

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  • letmefindout August 16, 2017

    Didn't realize that Ikea sold raw, out of date roast beef. Looks more like dog food.

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  • failure101 August 16, 2017

    Oh look another attention whore doing the same played out shit *yawn*

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  • ouch August 16, 2017

    That pussy looks like day old deli meat!

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    • GrimmWilder August 16, 2017

      @ouch

      They All look like that George.,.,,.

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      • ouch August 16, 2017

        @GrimmWilder No they fucking don't mate

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        • GrimmWilder August 16, 2017

          @ouch

          The Vaginer is a sacry thing Brother.....

          what other creature can BLEED for a week without dying.....bury a bone without a shovel and HYP-NO-TISE a fella into licking it even though it smells like fish even worse than fish...

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          • ouch August 16, 2017

            @GrimmWilder you been fucking the wrong women then brother

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  • james511969 August 16, 2017

    Well, it is a "big box" store.

    All looks like cheap shit.

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    • sarge07 August 16, 2017

      @james511969 well, it is IKEA, nuff said.

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      • bigsmokey86 August 16, 2017

        @sarge07 I actually like IKEA. They do have some pretty cool stuff and their food court is good.

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  • wafflecock August 16, 2017

    Lmfao @ 0:38 "We need to get some bigger bowls for home though.... maybe not that big!"

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  • nybadguy August 16, 2017

    She needs a good pounding in her ass hole

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  • jokerwhisky August 16, 2017

    So dude followed this girl around the store for over an hour taking pictures of her pussy..... and only gets a handjob?

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    • happyjack August 16, 2017

      @jokerwhisky he's with her. I'm sure he fucks her at home.

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  • happyjack August 16, 2017

    Good girlfriend. Don't marry her but a good gf.

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  • vivalamigra August 16, 2017

    Good idea. I'm taking an African-American streetwalking whore to the opening of the Obama Library.

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    • prolurkercrazy August 16, 2017

      @vivalamigra hope that you have a nice time and remember to use a condom!

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      • sarge07 August 16, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy LOL +5

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    • briham1211 August 16, 2017

      @vivalamigra yep you gotta pay for it I knew it LMAO what his name gonna be for this event ? LOL

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      • vivalamigra August 16, 2017

        @briham1211 You know I asked you. Don't be silly. Dress nice!

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        • briham1211 August 16, 2017

          @vivalamigra I knew sooner or later you would start hitting on me ... look brother I might me the one that gave you the courage to come out of the closet but thats where my participation ends ... I am happily married and do not mess with sissy boys ... I am sorry .. I hope I did not hurt your feelings but I am proud that you found the courage to come flying out flying that closet like that slinging glitter and sparkles and so bluntly shouting to the world that that you are gay as they come !!

          LMAO

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          • vivalamigra August 16, 2017

            @briham1211 Almost convincing! Keep working on your story it's almost there Cubs fan.

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            • briham1211 August 16, 2017

              @vivalamigra that fast huh ? right back in the closet .... damn shame ... dont worry before you know all of the CS community will be watching your video preforming a blowbang on a bunch of dudes ... you just gotta own who you are buddy

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              • vivalamigra August 16, 2017

                @briham1211 You have quite the fantasies roiling in your rudimentary mind. Going to the game?

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                • briham1211 August 17, 2017

                  @vivalamigra you stalking me now ? ...wanna know where Im going ? I knew you'd turn out to be one of those John Wayne Gacy type of gay dudes LOL

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  • berget August 16, 2017

    stop with the fucking porn its no big deal

    i see shit like this once a week when i go to the store n buy milk

    theres like waaaay to many sluts these days its like the roman empire here ffs sluts are taking the edge out of all sex they are the reason im jacking of to bestiality and Brazilian fartporn

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    • sarge07 August 16, 2017

      @berget nothing new, I'm hoping is some new fad for retarded millennials. Seriously see this crap everywhere.

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      • berget August 16, 2017

        @sarge07

        remember back in the days when you could jack of to the womens underwear catalogue?

        now i need to rub a 12" dildo against my prostate while watching ladyboy porn just to get a stiffy

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        • sarge07 August 16, 2017

          @berget oh yuck, and it was National Geographic, LOL

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          • berget August 17, 2017

            @sarge07 bahahaha ive always thought that em NG articles about the african tribes were racist as fuck haha

            oh no you kids cant have a playboy magazine!! here educate yourself withthis NG magazine theres only monkeytits in it hahahahahahahahahaha its so fucked up when you think about it its like tthey think that no white person could get a hardon by looking at black tits.... how about if a black kid found this magazine is it considered porn then? or is it like ohno jim you cant wank to that you live in the civilized world thats animal tits..... the questions go on and on and on

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          • happyjack August 17, 2017

            @sarge07 that's how you developed that sweet tooth for "women of color" National Geographic had those long tribal tits, but they were tits.....

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  • picklehiesner August 16, 2017

    Take your nasty beaver and your big piece of wood and go home you crazy kids

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  • fiddledeedee August 16, 2017

    They say everything in Ikea is cheap....like this slut.

    Hey folks, over here. Panties half off!

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  • sarge07 August 16, 2017

    What the fuck is wrong mentally with useless, entitled, arrogant millennials?

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    • vivalamigra August 16, 2017

      @sarge07 It's called delayed adolescence. Going to university and protesting everything and thinking they are clever upending every apple cart instead of growing up pretty much describes them.

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      • sarge07 August 16, 2017

        @vivalamigra agreed

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  • willwags1 August 16, 2017

    those meat curtains look like theyve been hanging in Ikea for a long time!

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  • boobles August 16, 2017

    Y'all talking such a big game about saggy flaps etc.... you know you'd love it in real life

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    • fockenperv August 16, 2017

      @boobles some flaps are sexy. hers look like beef jerky

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    • sarge07 August 16, 2017

      @boobles all due respect boobles, she's just nasty

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  • airsporter August 16, 2017

    Does she know she has a gigantic bacteriophage on her back?

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  • me68 August 16, 2017

    we all like a hot chic doing sexy public stuff and any smut vid is worth a watch but shes nasty and thats disgusting , makes you sick to think pigs like these 2 are touching stuff we may touch ,,,ewwwwwwww puke

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  • mordecai August 16, 2017

    I bet she makes a great roast beef sandwich!

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    • vivalamigra August 16, 2017

      @mordecai I bet she doesn't wash her hands before making it!

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  • sipo70 August 16, 2017

    Booooooooring!!

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  • ob1 August 16, 2017

    Looks like somebody attached some streaky bacon to her cunt.

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  • fatlarry August 16, 2017

    not much to look at but she got a nice clam

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  • deadpen August 16, 2017

    You deserve this if you shop IKEA.

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  • truckingman August 16, 2017

    The closest Ikea store to my family home is located in Jacksonville Florida.

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    • ouch August 16, 2017

      lol @truckingman

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  • truckingman August 16, 2017

    I wonder if the security staff, at the stores where these actives are targed, are enjoy themselves watching the shenanigans of couples like the one at this Ikea store in the video.

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    • fiddledeedee August 16, 2017

      @truckingman

      About twenty years ago, I was in a store with a very slutty girlfriend. She was posing erotically with the merchandise. Nothing nude, nothing illegal. She hold bananas up to her mouth, or hold cucumbers in her hands. I'd take a quick snapshot and we'd move on. We were pretty subtle about it, but half way through the store, we knew the word had gotten around and employees were smirking and casually watching us everywhere we went! This was before the era of miniature hidden cameras... so yeah, I bet the security staff IS in the back room whackin' off while watching this couple on a computer screen... or behind some one way mirror... LOL

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  • b-train August 16, 2017

    On Springer she announced she was born a man.

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    • nuketheyanks August 17, 2017

      @b-train brits don't go on springer.

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      • b-train August 17, 2017

        @nuketheyanks sorry, Jeremy Kyle

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  • lowfro August 17, 2017

    This is why you always wash food at grocery stores

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  • speedstar_wulf August 17, 2017

    The nastiest shit occurs in places like this.

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  • maxhardcore69er August 17, 2017

    Would of been better if she flashed some old cunts. Cause that was boring..

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  • nuketheyanks August 17, 2017

    Peasants! Who the fuck shops at ikea?

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  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones August 17, 2017

    I think I am shopping at all the wrong places

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  • mrbonkers05 August 17, 2017

    They were just testing the products, damn give em a brake lol

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  • 72jayd August 17, 2017

    I would of hit that back in the elevator.

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  • joat_amos August 18, 2017

    At least the bitch didn't forget to wash her hands.

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  • bambataaking August 22, 2017

    Why does she look so fucking angry? She's trying to get the meaning of life out his dick.

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  • dozer67 August 26, 2017

    God why can't rape be legal at times like this...

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