HALF SEX, HALF WATERBOARDING

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  • hatchetface August 22, 2017

    That's one way to make her clench!

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    • freddykrueger August 22, 2017

      @hatchetface ...for even more wholesome fun add a couple gallons of bleach to the water!

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      • mordecai August 22, 2017

        @freddykrueger make her take a shit in the water first!

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  • sealex August 22, 2017

    Might as well throw it away now. It's useless! Or use it just to make sammiches

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  • noboongoon August 22, 2017

    He's just showing her he loves her by plugging her asshole so she doesn't drown

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  • the suspect August 22, 2017

    Proper lifeguard training drills

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  • ouch August 22, 2017

    Grab her by the pussy!

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    • prolurkercrazy August 22, 2017

      @ouch you say that like a President!

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      • sarge07 August 22, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy yea, slick willy

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        • prolurkercrazy August 22, 2017

          @sarge07 I think you are confusing the Billy Bush interview with Access Hollywood and Dump with President Bill Clinton.

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          • sarge07 August 22, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy not at all, your hero is a sexual predator

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            • prolurkercrazy August 22, 2017

              @sarge07 Hero? Bit of a characterization there... and by Dump's own words he IS an admitted sexual predator. No amount of spin changes that.

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              • vivalamigra August 23, 2017

                @prolurkercrazy Reading the comments here everyone is a sexual predator.

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                • prolurkercrazy August 24, 2017

                  @vivalamigra more than likely nobody here was taped by Access Hollywood to Billy Bush confessing to being a criminal sexual predator.

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                  • vivalamigra August 24, 2017

                    @prolurkercrazy The news conference with four of the women actually raped by Hillary's husband was taped. Go watch it.

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                    • prolurkercrazy August 24, 2017

                      @vivalamigra the news conference or Clinton Raping them... Oh right, you have trouble with facts... Dump is BRAGGING about being a sexual predator...

                      Spin, Spin, Spin.

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                      • vivalamigra August 24, 2017

                        @prolurkercrazy Bragging, not committing. Hanging out with Jeb's cousin Billy was pretty stupid though.

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  • sealex August 22, 2017

    To hell with a bath bitch!! Do something about that nasty ass toe nail you have there!! I'm surprised she didn't stab him while kicking.

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  • maddog123 August 22, 2017

    Almost Xmas boys /girls get those letters in to Santa you here!!!!!!

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  • letmefindout August 22, 2017

    With A Trump like fervor to his voice he says "Prepare your anus!" On a related note, isn't that the very same statement that Trump made in his inaugural address?

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    • p00n_jabb August 22, 2017

      At least he gave her a heads up and didnt just yell "surprise butt sex!!" .. a true gentleman..

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    • felterupgood August 22, 2017

      @letmefindout

      Yes, but you left off the most important where he concluded with "Democrats, Liberals, Socialist, Illegals, Terrorist, and other lowlifes.

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    • sarge07 August 22, 2017

      @letmefindout no, that was Obama

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  • sinner1ner August 22, 2017

    wowzzers now thats a gaping crater

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  • lowfro August 22, 2017

    Makes bath time fun

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  • underpants August 22, 2017

    He beat that thing up like it owed him money

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  • felterupgood August 22, 2017

    Now that is some Crazy Shit

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  • toy-boat August 22, 2017

    Crazyshit is becoming a porn site... but just crazy porn site..... if I want to watch porn than I could've gone somewhere else... but this, it's making me less intrested

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    • fuckbois August 22, 2017

      @toy-boat STFU! FAGG!

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      • sarge07 August 22, 2017

        @fuckbois ouch, the truth hurts the new troll, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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      • jerkinjeb August 23, 2017

        @fuckbois, you know the old saying about "dont let the door hit you in the ass...." Heed it bitch!!!

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  • luvthick August 22, 2017

    WTF!!!

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    • sarge07 August 22, 2017

      @luvthick not much, just more porn

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  • sexmaster August 22, 2017

    Mental illness is all around us.

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  • boobles August 22, 2017

    Gives new meaning to the term bubble butt

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  • fiddledeedee August 22, 2017

    This is from a educational video about bad housing loans.

    "Suzy soon found herself underwater and fucked in the ass."

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    • airsporter August 22, 2017

      @fiddledeedee +

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    • luvthick August 22, 2017

      @fiddledeedee

      LOL! Those variable rates will fuck you hard!

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    • sarge07 August 22, 2017

      @fiddledeedee LOL, so true

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  • boobles August 22, 2017

    In all seriousness this is deplorable. If you get off treating women like this, you don't deserve one...

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    • ouch August 22, 2017

      @boobles for Asians you can get 2

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    • acairman August 22, 2017

      @boobles B.S. So you are saying never give a woman what she wants?

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    • felterupgood August 22, 2017

      @boobles

      He was just washing her hair while he performed a colonoscopy.

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    • GrimmWilder August 22, 2017

      @boobles

      I was not even gunna comment on this one for that very reason...

      I don't believe in violence on women.....even if they have it coming...and even then they would have to of done something really bad,..,,.

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      • boobles August 23, 2017

        @GrimmWilder xoxoxo

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        • GrimmWilder August 23, 2017

          @boobles ....Ah....Hugs-n-Kisses from Miss Boobs...

          “If only, if only," the woodpecker sighs,

          "The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies."

          While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely,

          Crying to the moon,If only, If only.”,.,.,,,.

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    • sarge07 August 22, 2017

      @boobles and yet she was a willing participant, what does that say about her?

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      • GrimmWilder August 22, 2017

        @sarge07 ...she needed the money...lol

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      • boobles August 23, 2017

        @sarge07 I agree, she was.... but I'm referring more to the comments...

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        • sarge07 August 23, 2017

          @boobles good point

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    • jerkinjeb August 23, 2017

      @boobles, MY GOD WOMAN! she's a whore.

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  • berget August 22, 2017

    half crazyshit.com

    half crazyporn.com

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  • me68 August 22, 2017

    what the fuck were all those muslime pricks in Guantanamo whinging about, it looks like fucking good fun to me !!!!!!!!!!

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  • zykario August 22, 2017

    Since you are in the bathroom take advantage and cut the toenail, sow

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  • nybadguy August 22, 2017

    Wtf

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  • hiwudjablome August 22, 2017

    Bitch will do a better job cleaning now..

    I like the hold down with the foot..

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  • airsporter August 22, 2017

    They should have thrown the rest of the laundry in.

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  • happyendings August 22, 2017

    Jeopardy:

    # Watergames for $500

    "How do you made mermaids?"

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    • jerkinjeb August 23, 2017

      @happyendings, What is:

      "Fuck the best looking A-sexual fish and take credit for it"?

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      • happyendings August 23, 2017

        @jerkinjeb hmmm .. no .. this is no question ^^

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  • codeinjunkie August 22, 2017

    Sound track: A

    Last scene in slo-mo making it REALLY look like her pussy has just lost in Street Fighter: A+++++++

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  • fatlarry August 22, 2017

    hubba bubba bubble gum

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  • renbo956 August 22, 2017

    Anal Plugged Submerge Face Fist Fish Gapped Out Cleansed

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  • mclovin510 August 22, 2017

    Wow, wonder what that move is called?

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  • sarge07 August 22, 2017

    wow more porn, must not be any crazyshit on the intraweb anymore

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  • dry terd August 22, 2017

    That's a unique bowling ball

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  • truckingman August 22, 2017

    WTMF"AHBSF!!!!!!??

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    • GrimmWilder August 22, 2017

      @truckingman

      I need an interpreter!

      What the Hell do all that mean T-Man?

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      • jerkinjeb August 23, 2017

        @GrimmWilder, "ASSHOLIC BULLSHIT FUCK" Found deep inside the Harvard Antiquities section of Library under "Bee Keepers Philosophies".

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  • picklehiesner August 22, 2017

    My girl would not tolerate this

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  • bambataaking August 22, 2017

    What is with that music?! Haha

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  • rasriff August 22, 2017

    Grab her by the taint!

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  • maddog123 August 23, 2017

    This is what we call trump outing it to all you crying ass libtards that can't get over Hillary losing her ass election night by fifty million votes maybe more but the polls were tampered with by the democrats any way notice how deep he's going in her ass lol trump is alright by our book 1% unemployment folks got to love it!!!

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    • prolurkercrazy August 23, 2017

      @maddog123 Stop drinking it's making you crazy. Go back to the weed. It's way better for you!

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  • redpig August 23, 2017

    That's fuckin sick man

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  • overdrivezn August 23, 2017

    With those toenails I would shit in the water then waterboard the animal

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  • nuketheyanks August 23, 2017

    The ads on this site are a fucking joke. What a sellout.

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  • me68 August 23, 2017

    clown should have done her in the toilet and put a toilet brush in her gob at same time ,

    jays toiletfuck quack quack

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  • bleedsvodka August 23, 2017

    Thats how my mom lost her virginity

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  • spider-man August 23, 2017

    THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE

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  • xxxpandaxxx August 25, 2017

    How I learned how to swim

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  • frank n. stein September 3, 2017

    WHY, ho, WHY???!!!

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