CLERK LAUGHS AT THE WORST ROBBERY DISGUISE HE'S EVER SEEN

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  • the suspect August 25, 2017

    No sound, too bad

    +3 -1
  • letmefindout August 25, 2017

    Was that really a disguise or was he bloated from salt and carbo overload?

    +3 -1
  • hatchetface August 25, 2017

    What the fuck was that seriously a piece of PVC pipe he was using?

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  • sika August 25, 2017

    Oh thats just timmy, the local retard. He wouldnt hurt a fly...

    +4 -1
    • picklehiesner August 25, 2017

      @sika I like them French fried potatoes ... mm hmm

      +4 -0
  • joat_amos August 25, 2017

    The fat Asian guy with a big black dildo is in custody for 211 dispatch.

    +3 -0
  • GrimmWilder August 25, 2017

    I think that bear was wearing people's clothes.,.,,.

    +2 -1
    • sarge07 August 25, 2017

      @GrimmWilder with a jockstrap on his head

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  • noboongoon August 25, 2017

    That injun is drunk as fuck.

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    • sarge07 August 25, 2017

      @noboongoon now that's racist

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      • noboongoon August 25, 2017

        @sarge07 I'd say it's factual... The swaying gives it away.

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        • sarge07 August 25, 2017

          @noboongoon I was being snarky, but he id appear inebriated

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  • newwaves August 25, 2017

    You can see his depressed face through the holes, so sad

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  • maddog123 August 25, 2017

    What did you be that for roving out see their he's stupid no I won't!!!

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    • jerkinjeb August 25, 2017

      @maddog123, WTF did you just say maddog? That is worse than California ebonics.

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    • onebad02ta August 25, 2017

      @maddog123 can I get the English version of this please

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  • fiddledeedee August 25, 2017

    I can lip read, here is what is being said:

    Masked man: "I have Beyonce's panties on my face, and I need condoms to match the size of this sample pole, which is the size of my dick. Please help me, bro, it's urgent."

    +4 -0
  • sinner1ner August 25, 2017

    move back motherfucker or ill club you with this plastic tube i found

    +3 -0
  • willwags1 August 25, 2017

    WTF was he trying to steal? Sure wasnt the bottle water!

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  • luvthick August 25, 2017

    The thonged bandit can't catch a break.

    +3 -3
    • sarge07 August 25, 2017

      @luvthick looks like a Sumo belt

      +1 -0
  • boobles August 25, 2017

    Seriously, what was that? Robbing a store with a pool noodle while wearing a sport bra on your head is not the greatest of plans...

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    • sarge07 August 25, 2017

      @boobles I thought it was a jockstrap on his noggin

      +3 -0
      • joat_amos August 26, 2017

        @sarge07 *Used jockstrap sarge.

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  • allcaps August 25, 2017

    at least it was able to open the door the right way to get in and out...

    +2 -2
    • rekkapdum August 25, 2017

      @allcaps Looked like he really had to think about the opening part...lol

      +2 -0
  • airsporter August 25, 2017

    With an M72 LAW launcher off EBAY and your neighbours panties over your head you obviously dont suffer from a lack of self-confidence.

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  • berget August 25, 2017

    looks like a bra on his head?

    that fat fuck needs it for his tits

    its way easier to run when the manboobs aint flipping n flopping around

    +2 -0
  • james511969 August 25, 2017

    Can't choose that for a career. I'm too bald.

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  • neverready August 25, 2017

    I couldn't hear any laughing :(

    +2 -0
  • fukume August 25, 2017

    Someone pulled a super wedgy over his head than tried to shove that pole up him.

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  • fukinyourmom August 25, 2017

    Looks like one of those ANTIFA retards

    +3 -0
  • vivalamigra August 25, 2017

    Wasn't a robbery. He was asking if they have any more #10 pipe in stock.

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  • wafflecock August 25, 2017

    Fuck man, the audio to this vid would be worth the price of admission alone.

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  • sarge07 August 25, 2017

    That looked like a staged joke

    +2 -1
  • dry terd August 25, 2017

    Are y'all sure that wasn't just a Philapino Jester at the local WIN Job Cente?

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  • picklehiesner August 25, 2017

    Was that Millie or Vanillie ... put on so much weight I can't tell

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  • truckingman August 25, 2017

    Did this thief use a 'bra' and a section of 'ABS' pipe, with fittings to make a extend baton, to rob this establishment?

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  • shithawk August 26, 2017

    This is only what i can imagine how the conversation went.

    "Hey man, give me your money!"

    "Not with that shitty disguise."

    "Yeah, your probably right."

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  • negroman666 August 26, 2017

    That happened where I live . I'm proud

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  • grhman August 28, 2017

    He started to stumble he should have used clean panties

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  • jamiemc101 September 9, 2017

    Why is that guy wearing a jock strap on his head?

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  • kore October 13, 2017

    That was no robbery, just a drunk talking to a clerk about how he looks with them ripped panties on his head

    +0 -0
 
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