WEAPON OF 'ASS DESTRUCTION' (WTF)

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  • the suspect August 26, 2017

    Wranglers underpants cant fit his wangler inside

    +6 -0
  • GrimmWilder August 26, 2017

    Here come Tyrone (aka) TRIPOD..,,.

    +7 -3
  • 72jayd August 26, 2017

    I think he needs a little cart to put his schlong on.

    +8 -0
    • GrimmWilder August 26, 2017

      @72jayd

      All he needs to go camping is a tarp..

      He has a built-in tentpole,.,.,..

      +5 -1
  • dick steel August 26, 2017

    Well, something's gotta fit in Shaniqua's hippo like bootyhole.

    +7 -3
  • vikingshill August 26, 2017

    Holy shit Mandigo, keep that thing tucked away

    +10 -2
    • raped and left for dead August 26, 2017

      @vikingshill where....how????

      +2 -0
      • vikingshill August 26, 2017

        @raped and left for dead I don't know....maybe he could stick it up his own ass maybe?

        +2 -1
        • crackascmacka August 27, 2017

          @vikingshill maybe he can stick it up yours... You know you like it..But hey, whatever floars your butt.. I meant boat.. Don't ask don't tell

          +1 -0
  • maddog123 August 26, 2017

    Island of king dong

    +6 -1
  • letmefindout August 26, 2017

    just walkin' the dog, walkin' the dog.

    +5 -0
  • rasriff August 26, 2017

    His dick is bigger than his legs

    +5 -0
  • robotunicorn August 26, 2017

    It's Sasquatch!!

    +5 -0
    • sarge07 August 26, 2017

      @robotunicorn

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKOiVizdGzM

      +2 -0
  • noboongoon August 26, 2017

    He can't keep his AIDS spreader in his pants.

    +5 -6
  • joat_amos August 26, 2017

    Stop playing with the vacuum bruh.

    +6 -1
  • fiddledeedee August 26, 2017

    He's heading over to buy some Hefty Cinch-sack condoms.

    +7 -1
  • mancock August 26, 2017

    bet you fuckers didn't know I was black haha

    +5 -3
  • jerkinjeb August 26, 2017

    "There was a man from Nantucket....."

    +6 -2
  • jerkinjeb August 26, 2017

    Somebody call an ambalampse! @allcaps just fainted.

    +7 -3
  • ouch August 26, 2017

    As he was walking across the road he was singing

    Now you see me

    Now you don't

    Now you see me

    now you don't

    +4 -5
    • luvthick August 26, 2017

      @ouch

      The "now you see me, now you don't" is you playing behind his dick.

      +8 -3
      • happyjack August 26, 2017

        @luvthick LMFAO

        +4 -3
      • ouch August 26, 2017

        @luvthick Peekaboo

        +4 -3
      • sarge07 August 27, 2017

        @luvthick "Does your dick hang low, can you sway it to and fro, can to throw it over your shoulder like Continental soldier, does you dick hang low" Smile already.

        +3 -0
        • luvthick August 29, 2017

          @sarge07

          ;-)

          +0 -0
        • frank n. stein September 3, 2017

          @sarge07 "Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

          +0 -0
  • wafflecock August 26, 2017

    Jesus fucking Christ. He should have a permit for that fuckin thing!

    +6 -2
  • sinner1ner August 26, 2017

    i get having elephantitus , but please even retards try to hide their disease and thyre stupid

    +2 -2
  • allcaps August 26, 2017

    mandingo? slhloshing around in public?

    +4 -2
  • ouch August 26, 2017

    Probably stole it

    +9 -6
  • sniperfox August 26, 2017

    I think he was just showing off.......I know I would do the same

    +6 -1
  • nuketheyanks August 26, 2017

    Overgrown with aids.

    +3 -4
    • sarge07 August 26, 2017

      @nuketheyanks poor lil girl, you're jealous, bless your heart

      +4 -1
  • fukume August 26, 2017

    When he walk in the store the clerk's just give him the money and everything.

    +7 -0
  • mad jock August 26, 2017

    Love to know what the watchers were saying ..lol

    +4 -0
  • fukume August 26, 2017

    TSA officers nightmare

    +5 -0
    • sarge07 August 26, 2017

      @fukume aint that the truth, LOL

      +3 -0
  • airsporter August 26, 2017

    Is he going to rob a store? - theres not much room for a wallet in those shorts.

    +5 -0
  • nybadguy August 26, 2017

    I think that myth was just cleared up white people.

    +6 -0
  • happyjack August 26, 2017

    A few legit comments here, but I see a lot of jealousy going on too lol

    +9 -2
    • jerkinjeb August 26, 2017

      @happyjack, so, a 5 second video of a cock makes you proud? I feel sry for the dude. Not many women can handle that beast. Probably has its own set of rib/lungs and a separate heart to keep it up.

      +8 -2
      • happyjack August 26, 2017

        @jerkinjeb makes me proud of what it's not me

        Calling it a beast sounds slightly gay, almost like you were licking your lips when you said it.

        +6 -3
        • luvthick August 26, 2017

          @happyjack

          LMAO! He even counted the seconds to savour the moment.

          +6 -1
        • nybadguy August 26, 2017

          @happyjack Haha. Licking shit made me dead bro lol.

          +5 -1
        • sarge07 August 26, 2017

          @happyjack have to admit, it is a beast

          +4 -0
          • happyjack August 26, 2017

            @sarge07 that's between you and jerkinjeb, I'm not calling it anything.

            +4 -2
  • hatchetface August 26, 2017

    That not his dick its a conjoined twin like that dude from the original Total Recall... The new one sucked and Arny should rape the fucker that played his role...

    +3 -0
  • peaks August 26, 2017

    The 21st Century Elephant Man.

    +4 -1
  • mrthorwald August 26, 2017

    Mother of God!

    +4 -0
  • luvthick August 26, 2017

    Going through the comments, I see you sick Fuctards really enjoy yourself some BBC. I wonder how many of you dress up like women, and try to trick a brother into shoving it up your ass!

    Jerk & Ouch, there's no need to raise your hand.

    +6 -2
    • GrimmWilder August 26, 2017

      @luvthick

      Why wonder that?......you must be lookin to that brother with his dick up some dudes ass,,..,.,.,.,.,.,

      +2 -2
    • happyjack August 26, 2017

      @luvthick LOL now we're seeing some entertaining comments around here.

      +4 -1
    • jerkinjeb August 26, 2017

      @luvthick, I'm not trying to trick anyone. I plow ur ole ladies ass anytime I want. Its just hard to deal with the smell.

      +3 -2
      • Cory H. August 26, 2017

        @jerkinjeb ,

        Shower before yo go over.

        +5 -0
    • peaks August 27, 2017

      @luvthick

      That's why I'm looking forward to Halloween.

      +3 -0
  • sarge07 August 26, 2017

    Is that Stewie tryin to escape?

    +3 -0
  • captjim August 26, 2017

    If my junk was that big I'd walk around with it flappin' in the breeze too.

    +5 -0
  • truckingman August 26, 2017

    .......................................................... How can this man have an erection without dying do to the loss of blood pressure?

    +4 -0
    • sarge07 August 27, 2017

      @truckingman mast trousers

      +3 -0
  • ouch August 26, 2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObqQSR66Gmc

    +2 -2
    • luvthick August 29, 2017

      @ouch

      You're obsessed with Black People.

      +0 -0
  • acairman August 26, 2017

    Ouch just came.

    +4 -0
    • ouch August 26, 2017

      @acairman on your face you Gay predator

      +4 -1
  • isma August 26, 2017

    nothing in the head...everything in the dick

    +2 -1
  • sleeko August 26, 2017

    that's why we call them "knee-grows".

    +3 -1
  • bigblackhead August 26, 2017

    I'm so proud of cousin Larry

    +3 -1
  • big_daddy305 August 27, 2017

    Hey, your baby elephant is trying to escape.

    +5 -0
  • old fokker August 28, 2017

    Not sure if waving it around , is going to get rid of that funky smell. Try soap.

    At least blind people can hate him too.

    +1 -1
  • valhalla August 30, 2017

    TRIPOD

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein September 3, 2017

    That Dick of Death will DESTROY a vag or ass!!

    +0 -0
  • jamiemc101 September 9, 2017

    I hear he's a load of fun at parties!

    +0 -0
 
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