Wranglers underpants cant fit his wangler inside
Here come Tyrone (aka) TRIPOD..,,.
I think he needs a little cart to put his schlong on.
All he needs to go camping is a tarp..
He has a built-in tentpole,.,.,..
Well, something's gotta fit in Shaniqua's hippo like bootyhole.
Holy shit Mandigo, keep that thing tucked away
@raped and left for dead I don't know....maybe he could stick it up his own ass maybe?
@vikingshill maybe he can stick it up yours... You know you like it..But hey, whatever floars your butt.. I meant boat.. Don't ask don't tell
Island of king dong
just walkin' the dog, walkin' the dog.
His dick is bigger than his legs
He can't keep his AIDS spreader in his pants.
Stop playing with the vacuum bruh.
He's heading over to buy some Hefty Cinch-sack condoms.
bet you fuckers didn't know I was black haha
"There was a man from Nantucket....."
@jerkinjeb someone remembers....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Somebody call an ambalampse! @allcaps just fainted.
As he was walking across the road he was singing
Now you see me
Now you don't
now you don't
The "now you see me, now you don't" is you playing behind his dick.
@luvthick "Does your dick hang low, can you sway it to and fro, can to throw it over your shoulder like Continental soldier, does you dick hang low" Smile already.
@sarge07 "Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
Jesus fucking Christ. He should have a permit for that fuckin thing!
i get having elephantitus , but please even retards try to hide their disease and thyre stupid
mandingo? slhloshing around in public?
Probably stole it
I think he was just showing off.......I know I would do the same
Overgrown with aids.
@nuketheyanks poor lil girl, you're jealous, bless your heart
When he walk in the store the clerk's just give him the money and everything.
Love to know what the watchers were saying ..lol
TSA officers nightmare
@fukume aint that the truth, LOL
Is he going to rob a store? - theres not much room for a wallet in those shorts.
I think that myth was just cleared up white people.
A few legit comments here, but I see a lot of jealousy going on too lol
@happyjack, so, a 5 second video of a cock makes you proud? I feel sry for the dude. Not many women can handle that beast. Probably has its own set of rib/lungs and a separate heart to keep it up.
@jerkinjeb makes me proud of what it's not me
Calling it a beast sounds slightly gay, almost like you were licking your lips when you said it.
LMAO! He even counted the seconds to savour the moment.
@happyjack Haha. Licking shit made me dead bro lol.
@happyjack have to admit, it is a beast
@sarge07 that's between you and jerkinjeb, I'm not calling it anything.
That not his dick its a conjoined twin like that dude from the original Total Recall... The new one sucked and Arny should rape the fucker that played his role...
The 21st Century Elephant Man.
Mother of God!
Going through the comments, I see you sick Fuctards really enjoy yourself some BBC. I wonder how many of you dress up like women, and try to trick a brother into shoving it up your ass!
Jerk & Ouch, there's no need to raise your hand.
Why wonder that?......you must be lookin to that brother with his dick up some dudes ass,,..,.,.,.,.,.,
@luvthick LOL now we're seeing some entertaining comments around here.
@luvthick, I'm not trying to trick anyone. I plow ur ole ladies ass anytime I want. Its just hard to deal with the smell.
Shower before yo go over.
That's why I'm looking forward to Halloween.
Is that Stewie tryin to escape?
If my junk was that big I'd walk around with it flappin' in the breeze too.
.......................................................... How can this man have an erection without dying do to the loss of blood pressure?
@truckingman mast trousers
You're obsessed with Black People.
Ouch just came.
@acairman on your face you Gay predator
nothing in the head...everything in the dick
that's why we call them "knee-grows".
I'm so proud of cousin Larry
Hey, your baby elephant is trying to escape.
Not sure if waving it around , is going to get rid of that funky smell. Try soap.
At least blind people can hate him too.
That Dick of Death will DESTROY a vag or ass!!
I hear he's a load of fun at parties!
I mean I'll try because It's hot but.. gonna needs a SHIT TON of lube man