ONLY IN TEXAS: DUMP TRUCK DRIVER MAKES A CRITICAL MISTAKE

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  • GrimmWilder August 26, 2017

    They don't do nothing small in Texas,,.,.,.

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    • the suspect August 26, 2017

      @GrimmWilder that sign should have been pretty big then

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      • GrimmWilder August 26, 2017

        @the suspect

        DAMN, it was as big as a drive-in movie screen.....that's big!

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  • kiwi cunt August 26, 2017

    That's ok. That fuckin' hurricane Harvey woulda knocked it down anyway.

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  • lowfro August 26, 2017

    Mustve been a noob driver

    +3 -1
    • felterupgood August 26, 2017

      @lowfro

      He should have waited till he got home to his wife before he dumped his load

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    • baddogonline September 27, 2017

      @lowfro probably a drunk Mexican.

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  • dick steel August 26, 2017

    That was.....beautiful.

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  • 72jayd August 26, 2017

    He doesn't know sign language.

    +5 -1
  • letmefindout August 26, 2017

    Well, in Texas they talk about steers and queers, but what about the blow hards and retards?

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  • maddog123 August 26, 2017

    What the fuck does he have against signs???

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  • fiddledeedee August 26, 2017

    That happened to me once. My hard-on was sticking up through the sunroof, and BANG, it knocked down the overhead sign at Blue Ball Pennsylvania. A beautiful Japanese woman saw it happen and rushed to my aid. We fell in love and had a child. We named it Bang Sign Ow.

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    • maddog123 August 26, 2017

      @fiddledeedee you been in my drugs man?????

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      • fiddledeedee August 26, 2017

        @maddog123

        I don't mess with drugs, they would probably put weird ideas in my head.

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    • happyjack August 26, 2017

      @fiddledeedee +1 that was good

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    • felterupgood August 26, 2017

      @fiddledeedee

      Im offended by your racist prejudice. I have a Japanese granddaughter

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  • joat_amos August 26, 2017

    Real fucking high on drugs.

    +3 -1
  • i8ub4 August 26, 2017

    This comment has been deleted

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    • happyjack August 26, 2017

      @i8ub4 yeah very minimal effort, how about waving him over to the side of the road.

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  • hated it 321 August 26, 2017

    What an asshole.

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  • allcaps August 26, 2017

    ive fucked shit up by not pushing the right buttons...and fucked shit up by pushing the wrong buttons...bless his fucking soul and mine.... you got to be aware...hungover with dry heaves or what you think is your best day at work my friend...it will sneak up on you

    weather it be washing hands after big potty or a blesesd soul falling ass over tea kettle from 20 fucking feet in the air...its not fun to watch...

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    • happyjack August 26, 2017

      @allcaps bless your soul mr allcaps

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  • ouch August 26, 2017

    DERP!

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  • sinner1ner August 26, 2017

    this is why you dont jerk off while driving

    +3 -1
    • felterupgood August 26, 2017

      @sinner1ner

      Yeah, we. Should have learned not to jerkoff while voting after Obama's first term too

      +1 -0
  • wafflecock August 26, 2017

    Fuckin rookie piece of shit. Dumb cunt obviously hasn't checked his mirrors for ages. Worthless cunts like this give good heavy rig ops a bad name. Hope the cunt never drives again.

    As a related side note there is a low clearance bridge in a suburb of Perth, Western Australia that gets hit regularly. A truckie worth his rig knows there are multiple options in the area but the Bayswater bridge gets collected by amateur pieces of shit who don't deserve their truck license once every 3 months or so regardless of the multitude of flashing signs. I'm considering starting a book with the manager of a local liquor store that I deliver to as to the next hit. Last one was less than a fortnight ago. Personally I'd put money on someone "delivering the bridge" between Oct 1 and 8.

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    • allcaps August 26, 2017

      @wafflecock oh yeah.....checking his mirrors sure would have fixed his pistols....

      you whinineg crying fucking bitch

      dude could have been a diabetic episode or being stabbed by your fag lover....how in the fuck do you know evereyfuckingthing

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      • jerkinjeb August 26, 2017

        @allcaps, who the fuck are you? U fucking ignorant, transvestite faggot. After your "big potty" comment! You shudnt say shit. Just STFU!!! Flaming gay nigs are the worst man.

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      • wafflecock September 1, 2017

        @allcaps Wow, aren't you the lil bitch goin off on somethin you know fuck all about? Yeah, if he checked his mirrors like a good driver, truck or car, he'd know his "pistols" (yee haw muthafucka!) aren't "fixed". If you had a brain you'd realise it's just basic common sense. If you can't see your trailer something is wrong.

        Seriously dude? You'd have to be a real dumb cunt to tee off on someone for that. What's the problem? All I was sayin is this guy shouldn't be driving and I have personal experience in the industry and know it. If me over sharing is your issue that's fine. As a new member finding boundaries is a learned experience and I accept that, otherwise, how about your grab your little cock n balls and say so instead of spewing up some pathetic half ad hominem, half hero wannabe keyboard warrior bullshit.

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    • happyjack August 26, 2017

      @wafflecock I don't want to neg you, I definitely don't want to plus you, kind of need a 3rd option for a post like this, like maybe a "I don't give a fuck" button.

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    • secret squirrel August 26, 2017

      @wafflecock Australia blah blah blah who gives a fuck.

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    • sarge07 August 26, 2017

      @wafflecock I'll wager he los permanently his Class C (that's what it is here in AZ) license.

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    • felterupgood August 26, 2017

      @wafflecock

      Looks like someone down under would have sense enough to dig the road deeper under it

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      • wafflecock September 1, 2017

        @felterupgood lol, yeah, we probably shoulda thought of that.

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  • berget August 26, 2017

    when i forget the safety belt in my car it goes apeshit and sure lets me know about it but this truck.....

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    • felterupgood August 26, 2017

      @berget

      A simple sensor could say "watch your head"

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  • freddykrueger August 26, 2017

    ...we tried to tell him? ...work on your communication skills, looked like you saying hello or casting a spell!

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  • nuketheyanks August 26, 2017

    Stupid yanks

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    • sarge07 August 26, 2017

      @nuketheyanks yawn, he's probably an illegal alien you stupid fuck

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  • james511969 August 26, 2017

    Dump shit!

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  • airsporter August 26, 2017

    'Keep Drivin! - We got a bag full of shit to deliver remember'.

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  • nybadguy August 26, 2017

    I seen that happen here before.

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  • luvthick August 26, 2017

    Cut him some slack, Harvey was on his ass!

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  • hatchetface August 26, 2017

    A 12 pack will make you forget the little things

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  • deadpen August 26, 2017

    Well at least that is one less thing for the Hurricane to throw around.

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  • peaks August 26, 2017

    Good job signaling him TWIT!

    Waving your hand outside the window like a severely retarded child doesn't do a fucking thing.

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  • onebad02ta August 26, 2017

    Must be a Swift driver

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  • sarge07 August 26, 2017

    Ya can't fix stupid.

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  • truckingman August 26, 2017

    Is there an indicator light, alarm, or both to warm truckers that the dump bed is fully extended in the dump position?

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    • felterupgood August 26, 2017

      @truckingman

      There should be but he may have bad skyynyard blasting "they call me the breeze"

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      • sarge07 August 27, 2017

        @felterupgood what's wrong with skynrd?

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  • isma August 26, 2017

    you have to be ahead of him not behind, moron!!!

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  • hiwudjablome August 27, 2017

    Another Job opening,,apply today.

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  • fatlarry August 27, 2017

    that was cool

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  • dry terd August 28, 2017

    This is just like my morning woods....I'm thinkin life is great, then BAM....wife rejects me....

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  • bdbrad1 August 31, 2017

    Asian driver?

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  • frank n. stein September 3, 2017

    They tried to tell him!

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  • johnnyjones September 7, 2017

    He already had cracks in his window, wtf is he complaining for XD

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  • leechzombie October 2, 2017

    Same thing happened in Hamilton Ontario on the Burlington bridge.

    +0 -0
 
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