CLOSER LOOK AT THE NYC JUMPER EXPLODING

80 Comments
  • GrimmWilder August 26, 2017

    DAUM!!...sure makes the Nestea Plunge look like a booger!!

    +6 -4
    • bigsmokey86 August 26, 2017

      @GrimmWilder He's burstin with flavor!!

      +5 -0
  • the suspect August 26, 2017

    Nets are useless so they him jump anyway

    +3 -3
  • lowfro August 26, 2017

    I wouldve hate to have been walkin by

    +3 -1
  • kiwi cunt August 26, 2017

    Hopefully someone's got a wet and dry vacuum cleaner.

    +3 -1
    • hatchetface August 26, 2017

      @kiwi cunt that'll take a hose and some scrubbing!

      +3 -0
  • maddog123 August 26, 2017

    Damn like a big bag of shit

    +5 -1
    • mancock August 26, 2017

      @maddog123 shes americun what you expect

      +3 -5
      • sarge07 August 26, 2017

        @mancock another anti American whiner yawn

        +4 -2
        • mancock August 28, 2017

          @sarge07 haha fuck off americunt

          +0 -2
  • letmefindout August 26, 2017

    After an explosion like that, I turned around and took my pancake flipper home.

    +3 -0
  • noboongoon August 26, 2017

    A little WD-40 and it'll buff right out.

    +5 -1
  • ketamine<3 August 26, 2017

    Nice splatter. I bet they regretted jumping just before it too

    +3 -1
  • rasriff August 26, 2017

    Niiiice

    +2 -1
  • vikingshill August 26, 2017

    Splat! Bloodborn pathogens everywhere

    +4 -2
  • houndog35 August 26, 2017

    http://www.cartoonbucket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Wile.E-Coyote-Falling-Down-Animated-Picture.gif

    +3 -1
  • hated it 321 August 26, 2017

    Like dropping a bunch of wet towels.

    +2 -1
  • jerkinjeb August 26, 2017

    "Who you gonna call?"

    +3 -1
  • fiddledeedee August 26, 2017

    It was really all the Arby's sauce packets in her pocket.

    +5 -1
  • sinner1ner August 26, 2017

    splash

    +2 -1
  • wafflecock August 26, 2017

    Left a bigger impact than most of us cunts will.

    +4 -2
  • allcaps August 26, 2017

    the cops shot the poor fuck because they thought if the fuck fell on them it would kill them...so they filled the jumper full of lead....mabey chump will justify this one

    +0 -5
    • jerkinjeb August 26, 2017

      @allcaps RETARDED

      +4 -1
  • allcaps August 26, 2017

    Im republican...that racist person lived ...

    just because the cameras filmed that doesent mean you watched it or seen it or viewed it...ill have another lie for you in 2 days with another lie...they said the south would rise again...who would have thunk it would be our 45th and last president

    +3 -3
    • james511969 August 26, 2017

      @allcaps after this president, no one will want another one.

      +6 -2
      • vivalamigra August 26, 2017

        @james511969 This is the first time a candidate I voted for won since I voted against Reagan.

        +3 -3
        • james511969 August 26, 2017

          @vivalamigra you didn't vote for Bush? I voted for him the first time, but not the second.

          If trump would just shut the F up and get the infrastructure bill passed, he'd be going in the right direction.

          One can "only "hope.

          +5 -0
          • vivalamigra August 26, 2017

            @james511969 I didn't vote for either Bush. I voted Perot and Nader just to vote and hopefully spur on some sort of third or fourth party system. I also never voted for Daley but I will admit I mistakenly voted for Harold Washington because I was young and impressionable and felt voting Democrat was the Chicago norm.

            +4 -1
            • james511969 August 26, 2017

              @vivalamigra I was too young to vote for Perot but wanted him to win. Voted for Clinton, and voted for him again. Voted to bush then Kerry. Obama then was going to vote for Mitt. Would have voted for McCane but when he picked Sarah, there was NOW WAY I was going to vote for her.

              +3 -0
          • sarge07 August 26, 2017

            @james511969 Congress in both houses is blocking everything Trump put forth, so he really can't get anything done. Last night he signed an emergency bill for the hurricane, lets see how much pork gets added to it, like the Sandy relief bill

            +6 -1
            • james511969 August 26, 2017

              @sarge07 yeah I don't think he's made any friends in either house. It feels like he's burnt a lot of bridges. I bet Texas will get a lot of relief, as there's a big oil there.

              BTW. I pluses yours and Viva's comments.

              +4 -0
              • vivalamigra August 26, 2017

                @james511969 I thought Palin was a completely foolish choice too so I plussed you for that!

                +3 -1
                • sarge07 August 26, 2017

                  @vivalamigra McCain was the dumbest choice in decades.

                  +4 -1
                  • vivalamigra August 27, 2017

                    @sarge07 I agree. McCain continues to be a blowhard with bad ideas to this day.

                    +2 -0
              • sarge07 August 26, 2017

                @james511969 big oil is irrelevant, the aid bill needs to hold aid, and not 50 billion in pork from either house.

                +3 -1
              • happyjack August 27, 2017

                @james511969 yes Texas will get plenty of help. I mean who wants to be the politician known for "I'm against helping us citizens during natural disasters"

                But part of being a politician is bullshitting people to get things accomplished. Trump thinks he can just bully people into them doing what he wants them to do. He's failing in the dept of relations.

                +1 -2
                • sarge07 August 27, 2017

                  @happyjack the hurricane hadn't hit land yet, and Trump signed an emergency relief bill, what else can any else expect? It took Obama two weeks to sign the Sandy Relief Bill.

                  +1 -0
    • sarge07 August 26, 2017

      @allcaps then by all means provide the proof of the LEO's shooting the jumper

      +2 -1
  • mad jock August 26, 2017

    Fuck me that gave me a shiver...spllater for 3 blocks me thinks...

    +1 -0
  • nuketheyanks August 26, 2017

    Hahahaha more Americans need to do this on a daily basis, they go splat like no other!

    +0 -5
    • sarge07 August 26, 2017

      @nuketheyanks and you whine everyday like no other lil brit bitch.

      +2 -1
  • core August 26, 2017

    Wow, what a watermelon effect

    +3 -1
  • airsporter August 26, 2017

    They dont pay Cops enough to see this day in day out.

    +3 -0
    • hatchetface August 26, 2017

      @airsporter I'd pay to see this!

      +3 -0
      • airsporter August 26, 2017

        @hatchetface Well - I'll put it another way.....I'll admit being there at that time would probably get to me as I was pushing my kids on a Park swing.

        +2 -0
  • nybadguy August 26, 2017

    Apartment for rent?

    +5 -0
    • luvthick August 26, 2017

      @nybadguy

      I think he was a protester from the "Rent is too

      Damn High" party.

      +6 -1
      • sarge07 August 26, 2017

        @luvthick whatever happened to that idiot?

        +1 -0
      • nybadguy August 26, 2017

        @luvthick HAHA. I remember that dude.

        +2 -0
    • hiwudjablome August 26, 2017

      @nybadguy

      and maybe a job opening

      +3 -1
      • nybadguy August 26, 2017

        @hiwudjablome yeah man. Maybe

        +3 -0
    • ouch August 26, 2017

      @nybadguy lol

      +1 -1
    • felterupgood August 26, 2017

      @nybadguy

      I suspect you are in NYC

      +1 -0
  • invisigoth August 26, 2017

    the same efect when i crap from 8floor window

    +2 -0
  • hatchetface August 26, 2017

    Absolutely fucking beautiful!!! I can now die a satisfied man!

    +2 -0
  • deadpen August 26, 2017

    NOW SEE, this person committed to filming the landing.

    +4 -0
  • peaks August 26, 2017

    That sidewalk is so HOT you could fry a splattered human on it.

    +2 -0
  • mrthorwald August 26, 2017

    You win again gravity!

    +2 -0
  • sarge07 August 26, 2017

    Sad waste of life

    +1 -2
  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones August 26, 2017

    The shit gravity does is crazy.

    +1 -0
  • truckingman August 26, 2017

    I have to state this fact Hydrostatic Shock is a MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!

    +1 -0
  • eyeballasshole August 26, 2017

    I think they were aiming for the grass and missed and then became mist. I give it a 10 for that splat and the whole watermelon effect. In either case, whatever was bothering that person, they sorted it out.

    +1 -0
  • acairman August 26, 2017

    All the kings horses and all the kings men. bla bla bla.

    +2 -0
  • sleeko August 26, 2017

    Probably, her insides flying out her asshole.

    +3 -0
  • txdo_msk August 26, 2017

    Good one Lenny. My mouth was open...

    +2 -0
  • cazaly August 27, 2017

    That took guts. And brains. And a lot of other bodily fluids. Sterling effort 11.5 /10.

    +2 -0
  • dazsworld August 27, 2017

    Welcome to Hell, suicide. Selfish cunt.

    +0 -1
  • fatlarry August 27, 2017

    galliger couldn't have done better with a nice watermellon

    +2 -0
  • dry terd August 28, 2017

    Looks like she over rotated a little bit before impact causing the high splash. The judges will definitely deduct point for that.

    +1 -0
    • frank n. stein September 3, 2017

      And deduct, they did, Terd. He only got a 7.5. That puts him in 5th place behind the leaders.

      +0 -0
  • old fokker August 28, 2017

    Shit, I see why they want a lot of room. The projectiles and squishy shit can kill you as well.

    I think I will have a beer now. Blech!

    +0 -0
  • dazsworld August 29, 2017

    Welcome to Hell, suicide.

    +0 -0
  • akbar_snackbar August 29, 2017

    Splat goes the weasel!

    +0 -0
  • bradcf30 September 2, 2017

    Holy shit, he splattered............lol

    +0 -0
  • smokeyfap September 2, 2017

    Just like a tomato

    +1 -0
  • frank n. stein September 3, 2017

    Big splash. 7.5

    +0 -0
  • johnnyjones September 7, 2017

    Pretty sure that was her fetus that went flying across the screen

    +0 -0
  • bombomking11 September 16, 2017

    Say it don't... never mind

    +0 -0
 
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