YOU GOTTA BE REALLLLY DRUNK TO HAVE SEX WITH FIRE

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  • the suspect August 27, 2017

    As cum wasnt hot enough

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    • maxm60 August 27, 2017

      @the suspect sounds like the voice of experience?

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  • letmefindout August 27, 2017

    NEVER heat up the tuna casserole!

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  • hatchetface August 27, 2017

    But did it kill the crabs?

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  • maddog123 August 27, 2017

    Women drunk are fucking stupid mean unpredictable when drunk/high/drunk that's why I don't party with them they suck my dick I blow my load in there mouths/faces but I draw the line trusting the skanks

    When I'm stoned I'm to fucking old to put up with there shit fucking whores the lot of em!!!!!!!!!

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    • maxm60 August 27, 2017

      @maddog123 you only get old when you're stoned?

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  • GrimmWilder August 27, 2017

    I bet her pussy looked like half fried/half raw bacon after that.,,.,.

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  • maxm60 August 27, 2017

    she was trying to cauterize her hemorrhoids.

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  • jerkinjeb August 27, 2017

    Is Jeff posting again?

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  • hiwudjablome August 27, 2017

    stupid cunt

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  • joat_amos August 27, 2017

    The little kid wanted to see what fried pussy looked like.

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  • luvthick August 27, 2017

    Must be in the South, they'll fry up just about anything out there. Just call this simply, fried twat and tartar sauce.

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    • ouch August 27, 2017

      @luvthick We like Mayonnaise!

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    • bigsmokey86 August 27, 2017

      @luvthick She excretes her own tartar sauce too!

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  • airsporter August 27, 2017

    The Police put that road flare down for a reason.

    She should be charged with Causing Vehicular Danger by willful obfuscation.

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    • sarge07 August 27, 2017

      @airsporter she's a real "fire crotch"

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  • sinner1ner August 27, 2017

    her little brother was there tryna spy on the snatch

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  • freddykrueger August 27, 2017

    ...bitch was like "fire ain't hot compared to my herpes!"

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  • cyborg2389 August 27, 2017

    "I thought this was the kitchen"

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  • mordecai August 27, 2017

    Can you smell that? I do...

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  • neverready August 27, 2017

    She's going to regret that in the morning.

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  • invisigoth August 27, 2017

    that cunt is on fire

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  • vivalamigra August 27, 2017

    Better than the last time she got drunk and had sex with a nigger.

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    • vivalamigra August 27, 2017

      @vivalamigra For those offended replace "nigger" with your choice of subject. "vivalamigra", "mexican" or "whitey" are examples.

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      • jerkinjeb August 27, 2017

        @vivalamigra BEWARE OF THE HANDS!

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  • sarge07 August 27, 2017

    I got nuthin

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  • fiddledeedee August 27, 2017

    Oh look, it's Asbestos Cooch Connie at it again!

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  • mclovin510 August 27, 2017

    Hmmm, something smells of flied fish.

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  • iluvkitty August 27, 2017

    Danny from Game of thrones??????

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  • picklehiesner August 27, 2017

    Yum I love fried clams

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  • truckingman August 27, 2017

    Is the lady entertainer, whom had coitus with a flame, a 'Fire Breather, FUCKER???'

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    • sarge07 August 27, 2017

      @truckingman fire crotch?

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  • 72jayd August 27, 2017

    The donkey is coming out next.

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  • mykejp August 27, 2017

    She had to literally prove that she's a hot cootchie mama.

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  • dry terd August 28, 2017

    I bet she comes with the same warning label as oysters and sushi.....you know, it's dangerous to consume any raw or uncooked meats....

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  • beasty1214 August 28, 2017

    Watch out Lindsey Lohan... There's a new fire crotch.. And she's coming for ya!!

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  • emoclown August 28, 2017

    I like my steak medium rare please

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