Worst sex i ever seen
@the suspect Worst sex I ever gave
@the suspect Worst you've ever seen? I have Las Wages, NV video that will have you cringing in fear. Shot it meself @ Circus Circus.
Be a little romantic and atleast take her into the stall
What ever happened to good ole fashioned Pump n dump.
Hillary drunk AGAIN!!!!! Takeing it up the ass AGAIN!!!!!!
It would of worked fine if he wasn't drunk off his ass. Lol.. very funny though. Thanks.
They fuck like old people.....Slow-n-Sloppy!
@GrimmWilder I hear ya young an!!!!! Sometimes I get up on that mount
Stick it in and god forbid I lean /fall against the bedroom wall next thing I know I'm waking up and breakfast is ready!!!! Fell asleep AGAIN!!!
@GrimmWilder HEY!!!! I resemble that
Take them goddamn heels off so his little pistol can reach. Fuckin ho!
Here's another tip... don't shag in public or you're likely to end up online looking a total tool...
@boobles yep, because you never know where the creepy lurkers with their cell phones will be
Father i need help, I'm in terrible trouble and I need help.
@joat_amos say 5 Hail Mary's and all will be forgiven
Getting a room must be too civilized.
does he not know how to fuck a ripe twat or what
...just inside the tardis outside dodger stadium a drunk dr. employs a new companion!
Heavier than she looks.. Beer goggles are deceptive!
In my best "comic book man voice" Worst sex fail ever!
Leave it to Beaver 2017
Beverly: "Beaver, for fucks sake, can't you do anything right?"
Beaver: "Ah, jee, I dunno Beverly. I better go ask my brother Wally how he fucks girls and stuff."
Beverly: "I bet he just rams his big 9 inch dick up them from behind, like a wild stallion. He probably makes a girl orgasm like five times, and goes at it like an animal, for an hour."
Beaver: "How do you know my brother's dick is nine inches... ohhh oh.... golly Beverly."
Beverly: "Sorry, it just sort of happened with your brother, Beav. We met, we kissed, then we hit a motel room. I was the best sex I ever had, but I was so sore the next morning.
Beaver: "You mean..."
Wally appears out of nowhere: "Yes, Beav. I was a little bit hard on the beaver that night."
[cue the theme song] ba dah dah da da da dot dah dah...]
@fiddledeedee HAHAHAHA!! +5
Limbo fuck everyone, how low can you go?
Was this sexual incounter filmed during the "Mardi Gras" celebration(s)?
@truckingman could have been but I think it may have been in Germany, possibly during Oktoberfest. Great times there my friend.
Ha! Ain't nothing worse than drunk fuckers.
Of all the guys she could have fucked that night she chose the one with the little dick that can't hold her up..
Talk about bad judgment XD