A new line of work is definitely in order.
Let's hope none of these retards procreate
@hatchetface Wishful thinking.
@bigsmokey86 yeah I know, sadly these are the fucks with 8 kids each to 6 different mothers of 11 different races in 3 different timezones
Those (great minds) loading the safe.....reminds me of chimps trying to solve a mirror,.,.
@GrimmWilder my money would be on the chimps...
IQ'S like bags of hammers...
now you see me, now you , oopppsssss
Kinda cheesy on the second one.
Should have stolen a bigger car , stupid lil monkeys
whyd they go on the 88 nissan sentra fuckin dweebs
Next time slam the trunk lid harder.
I say let 'Em have the safe coz judging by that hunk of shite on wheels, they need the money...
Not to mention that it would be punishment enough to let them try and open it....prolly kill and maim themselves for deeds-n-documents.,.,,.,.
(nobody keep $$ in safes anymore)
@GrimmWilder (nobody keep $$ in safes anymore), I do my bank is 35 miles away
How this lot managed to get the fucking safe that far amazes me.
''Let me just see if i can shut that.''
Harvesting and selling good brain cells is going to be bigger than the iPhone.
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Thats 6 of the stupidest muthafuckers ive seen in a long time
@hiwudjablome you should go to a crazyshit office party since jay and adam left.
I've shot loads that were smarter....
Six of these tards, and this is the best they can come up with? Shit, a hot water bottle is smarter than this.
How were these numb fucks going to open that safe?
Hated it 321 by cut a hole through the side of the safe, drill out the locking mechanisium in the door, or hot wiring the time lock.
If any of them actually had a license they could've rented a U-Hual
Candle the police, after reviewing the surveillance media, would visit and ask the employees of local U-Haul rental locations in the surrounding area about truck rentals around the time of the theft. The U-Haul rental agreement, paper work, can, and will, catch a members of the thieves.
In the first clip did the fog disorientate the MMA fighter as he tried to walk up the ramp? In the second clip, I wonder how many spinal injuries did the group of thieves recieve after they moved and loaded the safe into the tank of the car. If they loaded the safe into the trunk of the sideways, they could have sped away with the safe in the, trunk, car without having to reload the safe a second time into the trunk of the car.
Would there be enough in that safe to split between all the fuckers that had to pick it up. Something tells me none of them are any good at math.
It's (safe) to say these guys haven't a clue