GUESS THE COUNTRY: FORCED TO DIG HIS OWN GRAVE BEFORE EXECUTION

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HINT: It rhymes with 'fuck this shit I'm never going there"

  • dick steel August 30, 2017

    "The wall just got 10 feet higher."

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    • vi11@in August 30, 2017

      @dick steel fuck that, after seeing that i think this country should be encased in a dome.

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      • mordecai August 30, 2017

        @vi11@in Yes, build a wall or a dome so big you fuckers stay in your land and stop making wars everywhere when no one has done shit to you, the world does not need self proclaimed America to preserve peace (read make money wars) or democracy (read create more Al Qaidas) or freedom (read ISIS). So fuck you, build your wall, buy only American shit, we won't buy your shit and fuck you again!

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        • sleeko August 30, 2017

          @mordecai And, maybe we'll take the internet, we invented, with us.

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          • mordecai August 30, 2017

            @sleeko take AIDS too, you invented it!

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            • sarge07 August 30, 2017

              @mordecai 100% bullshit

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            • noboongoon August 30, 2017

              @mordecai AIDS came from Congo.

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              • mordecai August 31, 2017

                @noboongoon of course it came from Congo! I just came up with an argument with as solid base as the rationale behind building a wall.

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        • whobe August 30, 2017

          @mordecai Threatening to blow up America and kill our people is no threat? Someone needs to take the hammer to your ass because no one in America wants to hear your stupid shit. We are the most giving country on the planet.

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        • eyeballasshole August 30, 2017

          @mordecai do you French kiss your mother with that filthy cocksucker?

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          • joat_amos August 31, 2017

            @eyeballasshole I bet he does.

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        • happyjack August 30, 2017

          @mordecai I recognize this as an attempt just to rile us up, but I'll bite.

          We are the keepers of the peace of this entire planet. Think if the US government as big and fucking powerful as it is had the attitude of a North Korea, Iran, or even a Russia or China.......There is no safer scenario for the world than having the US running the planet. Yeah I said planet. So fall inline relax, and we'll keep your ass from getting blown off the face of the earth by some other country who isn't as nice and responsible as we are.

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          • airsporter August 31, 2017

            @happyjack Fuck me.. Thats a statement and a half. No room for any self doubt there then.. Even though the U.S. is barely 300 years old in the scheme of things. Its that sort of complacent attitude that generates resentment and you just dont fucking get it do you.

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            • happyjack August 31, 2017

              @airsporter oh I get it, but the truth hurts sometimes. So now we have to supply aid for the world, protect the world, and make sure we are super humble about it so those that we're supporting don't feel inferior because of our generous ty and support???

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              • airsporter August 31, 2017

                @happyjack It sure is a gigantic Halo you are carrying. Just like Britain the U.S. is a self serving machine with its own self interests at heart. The UK exports arms to Saudi Arabia one of the most repressive regimes in the world: grovels to China for Trade deals post Brexit and the US supports the Israelis.

                Do you want to know why?

                Because basically if it doesnt affect you or me directly there are no fucks given to coin a PG phrase.

                A sad state of affairs but true for all that.

                Reality is that even in1st world countries you are basically 3 meals away from Anarchy.

                My thoughts go out to those affected by the recent Hurricane in Texas and would not wish that experience on anyone.

                However it will be interesting to observe just how effectively possibly the richest bit of the World recovers from this natural disaster. Have heard figures of 000s o billions of $ mentioned.

                Charity begins at home - I suspect as there are here calls that Foreign aid budgets would be better spent at Home. I remember there was criticism of the Govt after Hurricane Katrina a while back. There were sections of the Community that were poorly served in terms of time and resources.

                I suspect the same might be true again although look forward to being pleasantly surprised.

                P.S. Apologies for swearing.

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            • ouch September 1, 2017

              @airsporter He never will because he is fucking more restarted than i am Dewwwwmmmmmmmmm what a fucking attitude!

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          • b. bill September 3, 2017

            @happyjack

            that is the dumbest shit I've read in a long time.

            seriously?? you think US involvement world wide keeps some level of peace?

            you can't really be that stupid, can you?

            the US has spent nearly its entire existence stirring shit around the globe. and the reason for that is greed......greed for more power, money and resources.

            I guess you think the US rightfully invaded Iraq after 9/11 and that it did so to preserve peace and our freedom, and/or to get the ones responsible for 9/11. it couldn't possibly have had anything to do with the billion$ and billion$ in gold and cash saddam had over there, or the huge oil reserves he had control of, could it?

            and afghanastan.....I'm sure the US involvement there had nothing to do with the 1000s and 1000s of acres of poppy fields that are now under US control. and I'm sure none of that has anything to do with the drastic rise of opioid usage and addiction in the states and europe, huh?

            if you really believe this bullshit, patriotic rhetoric diarrhea you're spewing forth, you're not only a special kind of stupid, you're special kinda stupid's fucking king.

            a safer scenario for the world would be if dipshits like you weren't so sure of themselves and their moronic claims.

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        • stevenkk August 30, 2017

          @mordecai hahahaha you sir have my vote +

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  • letmefindout August 30, 2017

    Classic example of work smarter not harder

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    • underpants August 30, 2017

      @letmefindout who's going to backfill that thing?

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  • hatchetface August 30, 2017

    Now that's a BBQ pit!!!

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    • letmefindout August 30, 2017

      @hatchetface

      Re-Fried beaners...

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      • salvador76 August 30, 2017

        @letmefindout not Mexicans stupid sob.

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  • h-town71 August 30, 2017

    Huh! why burn them if your going to start coverings them up.

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    • luvthick August 30, 2017

      @h-town71

      Maybe to throw the dogs off, I questioned the grave also, because these guys tend to leave them where they kill them, because the laws are not usually enforced, where shit like this takes place on a regular basis.

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      • vivalamigra August 30, 2017

        @luvthick They act no differently after they illegally emigrate to here.

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  • maddog123 August 30, 2017

    Damn they got assisted killings and burials all in one swoop over there!!!

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  • eyeballasshole August 30, 2017

    I take it they don't recycle.

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    • mrthorwald August 30, 2017

      @eyeballasshole your right, what motherfuckers! Mixing plastic and human remains! They have a separate collection down there for any cartel bodies you may have just lying around.

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  • sinner1ner August 30, 2017

    See em smoking that cigarette ,wonder if they granted him this as death wish

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  • sarge07 August 30, 2017

    Brazil was once a great country to visit

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    • luvthick August 30, 2017

      @sarge07

      Indeed, with the best carnivals in thr world!

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      • sarge07 August 30, 2017

        @luvthick at one time, yo couldn't pay me enough to go there now.

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  • lowfro August 30, 2017

    Ok so whats for dessert?

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  • 01nighttrain August 30, 2017

    Who's hungry

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  • jerkinjeb August 30, 2017

    Yep

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  • toy-boat August 30, 2017

    Atlease they don't jump out like all the other clips

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  • noboongoon August 30, 2017

    So this is a Brazilian BBQ.

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  • failure101 August 30, 2017

    Stick a fork in em'

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  • boobles August 30, 2017

    Wonder what they did to warrant ( in the eyes of their killers) such a brutal end?

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    • luvthick August 30, 2017

      @boobles

      Born in the wrong place at the wrong time. Those guys in the grave could be anything, from cold blooded sicarios to innocent family members of a rival.

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  • kiwi cunt August 30, 2017

    Just burning some garbage. What's the prob?

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  • rolandomota August 30, 2017

    Wtf did that guy just use a musket!? Lol

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  • airsporter August 30, 2017

    Not very straight..Have these people never heard of pegs and string?

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  • arrybadboy August 30, 2017

    Just need to figure out how to get them to bury themselves now too.

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  • rouge_et_blanc August 30, 2017

    No environmental consciousness burning plastic bags like that.

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  • redcalx August 30, 2017

    Luxemburg?

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  • hiwudjablome August 30, 2017

    Dam,,shot AND set on fire,,,Brazilian BBQ.

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  • happyjack August 30, 2017

    In this scenario I think trying to grab the guy's 8 foot long rifle might have been a risk worth taking. But he was prob fucked anyway.

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    • airsporter August 30, 2017

      @happyjack Ha Ha .. Your '8 foot long rifle' Is called a 'Jezail' common in Afghanistan and other

      This is the start of your demise as you have no history of what you pontificate.

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      • happyjack August 30, 2017

        @airsporter I'm not a gun guy, never claimed to be one, do I really need to know the make, model, an origin of a firearm to attempt to grab it so I'm not killed by said firearm....

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        • sarge07 August 31, 2017

          @happyjack just a lil historical trivia my friend.

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  • vivalamigra August 30, 2017

    That exporting cesspool of future illegals mexico?

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  • vivalamigra August 30, 2017

    I didn't even watch it. I could just look out the window at my Sanctuary City.

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  • happyendings August 30, 2017

    Damn polluter

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  • isma August 30, 2017

    another country that should be nuke???

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  • iwrestledabearonce August 30, 2017

    Those are not EPA approved fuel containers..

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  • akbar_snackbar August 30, 2017

    If I would be the guy that's going to die then I wouldn't do shit. Why would I want to dig my own grave if I'm going to die anyway??

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  • salvador76 August 30, 2017

    They didn't sound Brazilian nor did they speak Spanish... Got me on this one.

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    • sarge07 August 30, 2017

      @salvador76 I wouldn't be surprised if they were indigenous

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    • GrimmWilder August 30, 2017

      @salvador76

      Sounded Portuguese maybe,..,.,

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      • sarge07 August 30, 2017

        @GrimmWilder the indigenous people are getting very violent with illegal activity on what's left of their lands, they have zero tolerance policy with illegal logging, and drug labs. They are starting to use modern technology and satellite images to monitor what's theirs.

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    • redwarrior October 17, 2017

      @salvador76 its brazilian portuguese.

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  • mclovin510 August 30, 2017

    That can't be good for the environment, burning all that plastic?!?

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  • picklehiesner August 30, 2017

    Nice fire pit amigo

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  • kiwi cunt August 30, 2017

    Cremated or buried? Howabout both!

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  • deadpen August 30, 2017

    Well fuck they gave him a cigarette to smoke while he dug. Can't be savages.

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  • deadpen August 30, 2017

    Where the fuck did that guy find a bucket of fire?

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  • joat_amos August 30, 2017

    Hush little baby don't say a word & nevermind that noise you herd, Its just the beast under your bed, In your closet, In your HEAD.!

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    • truckingman August 30, 2017

      "Exit, light

      Enter, night

      Grain of sand

      Exit, light

      Enter, night

      Take my hand

      We're off to never-never land"

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      • joat_amos August 31, 2017

        @truckingman Fuck Yes.!!!

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  • truckingman August 30, 2017

    I am wondering if the excutioners where shoot twenty two long riffles to kill their victims.

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  • nybadguy August 30, 2017

    Fire in da hole

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  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones August 31, 2017

    Nothing like killing two birds with one stone

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  • gandog56 September 1, 2017

    For the life of me I just don't get these idiots just doing nothing while they are getting executed. I would at the minmum be trying to take at least one of them with me. I mean they put a shovel in my hands. I would have been swinging it at at least one of them.

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    • wisconsinjed September 1, 2017

      @gandog56 Hey grandog56. The death they received pales in comparison to the brutality of many executions. They may have been offered something like this. Or maybe they used the "we won't kill any of your family" ploy. Of course I can't know for sure and I don't profess to. Just a guess. Peace, love and Donny Osborn.

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  • boney1 September 1, 2017

    should of just shot him in the legs so he couldnt crawl out of the hole then torched his ass

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  • bradcf30 September 2, 2017

    Damn that's fuckin crazy........that would suck to dig your own grave and knowing your about to die.

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    • redwarrior October 17, 2017

      @bradcf30 in the beginning of the video they tell the victim in portuguese: " dont worry, you will only feel the first one (shot) afterwards you wont feel the rest (firing). "

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  • arctic_ice September 3, 2017

    cool

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  • keno1226 September 6, 2017

    Mexican Pit Bar B Que

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    • redwarrior October 17, 2017

      @keno1226 not mexico, its Brazil. Theyre speaking Portuguese.

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  • dangerousdog September 8, 2017

    I know that they are going to kill me before they kill me I kill one with that tool

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  • italianweapon September 18, 2017

    "The wall just got 10 feet higher."

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  • jdrob120 September 23, 2017

    Hand me a shovel, I'ma make you shoot me!!

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  • redwarrior October 17, 2017

    Mordecai, hates america...no suprise there, a jew of course. 1488

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